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Fuck You and Your Pathetically Overrated Superbowl.

 
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The Superbowl is insanely over-hyped and overrated, extremely boring and ridiculously zombie-like. Let me break it down for you.

A bunch of mongoloids (about 200 million of them) wait in anticipation to see two teams battle it out for the NFL title. Mind you, this is the NFL Championship game, yet the winning team will be considered the 'World Champions'. Really? The world champions? How so? Every team is based in the US, it's pretty selfish of the NFL to call them the world champions, as they do with every other championship team in US professional sports.

Anyway, these mongoloids will either host parties at home or descend on bars and restaurants to drink their favorite SHITTY beer such as Bud light, Miller Lite, Coors, etc.. Bottom of the line, fluoride laced, rice-brewed trash beers that they LOVE. Most of these lightweights will be wasted after 2 or 3 of these crap beers, THEN, they will begin to yell at the TV as if they are professional athletes or refs who should judge each play.

Haltime!!!!! Fuck yes, let's watch the commercials! Superbowl commercials are SOOOOOOO good! Eat up that advertising and get ready for the Satanic-themed halftime show featuring SHITTY musicians who probably sold their souls for fame.. Worship them! If you missed the haltime show, DON'T WORRY - it will be on the news, facebook, and all over the fucking internet for the next 5 weeks. More than likely, something controversial will happen such as a nipple slip, a swear word that didn't get bleeped, or maybe a musician will say something political to get the politician-worshipping public all upset and cause another month of arguing to keep them blinded from current events.

When it's all said and done, the fat slobs will go home, take a piss and pass out. Everyone at work tomorrow will ask "did you watch the superbowl?" and continue to talk about the "hilarious commercials" while sharing videos of their favorites around the office.

The funniest thing is that these zombie mongoloids don't even care if they don't like either team, they WILL pick one and they WILL root for them, hardcore. They would probably sacrifice their life for that team, if asked to - even though it's not their favorite team. Fucking pathetic.

On another note, the superbowl predictions are all bullshit and nothing is going to happen, it's farrrrrr too predictable. It would be too obvious. They're not mentioning terror because there will be a false flag, they are mentioning it to remind people that they are supposed to be scared of terrorists, that's all. Additionally, the finally score WILL NOT be 31-13, there will be no Syrian terrorists busted and there will be no tear gas, nuke, or martial law. Just another year where the masses meet in unison to worship this 'popular culture' that we call "American". All the "insider info" about any false flag shit is just to make you look stupid when the game has come and gone.

Fuck the Superbowl and everything about it.
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To be fair, the same thing happens every year in every other country. Only they use soccer (Football/Futbol) and take it A LOT further than American's do in their celebrations/defeats.

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EPIC MELTDOWN!!!!

Best thread of the day

Recommend for glp archives
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The Superbowl is insanely over-hyped and overrated, extremely boring and ridiculously zombie-like. Let me break it down for you.

A bunch of mongoloids (about 200 million of them) wait in anticipation to see two teams battle it out for the NFL title. Mind you, this is the NFL Championship game, yet the winning team will be considered the 'World Champions'. Really? The world champions? How so? Every team is based in the US, it's pretty selfish of the NFL to call them the world champions, as they do with every other championship team in US professional sports.

Anyway, these mongoloids will either host parties at home or descend on bars and restaurants to drink their favorite SHITTY beer such as Bud light, Miller Lite, Coors, etc.. Bottom of the line, fluoride laced, rice-brewed trash beers that they LOVE. Most of these lightweights will be wasted after 2 or 3 of these crap beers, THEN, they will begin to yell at the TV as if they are professional athletes or refs who should judge each play.

Haltime!!!!! Fuck yes, let's watch the commercials! Superbowl commercials are SOOOOOOO good! Eat up that advertising and get ready for the Satanic-themed halftime show featuring SHITTY musicians who probably sold their souls for fame.. Worship them! If you missed the haltime show, DON'T WORRY - it will be on the news, facebook, and all over the fucking internet for the next 5 weeks. More than likely, something controversial will happen such as a nipple slip, a swear word that didn't get bleeped, or maybe a musician will say something political to get the politician-worshipping public all upset and cause another month of arguing to keep them blinded from current events.

When it's all said and done, the fat slobs will go home, take a piss and pass out. Everyone at work tomorrow will ask "did you watch the superbowl?" and continue to talk about the "hilarious commercials" while sharing videos of their favorites around the office.

The funniest thing is that these zombie mongoloids don't even care if they don't like either team, they WILL pick one and they WILL root for them, hardcore. They would probably sacrifice their life for that team, if asked to - even though it's not their favorite team. Fucking pathetic.

On another note, the superbowl predictions are all bullshit and nothing is going to happen, it's farrrrrr too predictable. It would be too obvious. They're not mentioning terror because there will be a false flag, they are mentioning it to remind people that they are supposed to be scared of terrorists, that's all. Additionally, the finally score WILL NOT be 31-13, there will be no Syrian terrorists busted and there will be no tear gas, nuke, or martial law. Just another year where the masses meet in unison to worship this 'popular culture' that we call "American". All the "insider info" about any false flag shit is just to make you look stupid when the game has come and gone.

Fuck the Superbowl and everything about it.
 Quoting: Slick Vick


5 star rant right there^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Don't look at me...

I just go for the beer and pussy...
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Superbowl time? You'd have thought someone would have mentioned it before now.
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There's always the Chic-fil-A Bowl!
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easy money to get out of the tards who call themselves 'fans'. sh*t don't need to hit them, they are sh*tty already
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Not to mention the money aspect.

Commercial Spots
Ticket Prices
Winning & Losing salaries
etc etc

Drudge link: Broncos, Seahawks, Worth a Billion Dollars Each, Among Least Charitable NFL Teams
[link to www.showbiz411.com]
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To be fair, the same thing happens every year in every other country. Only they use soccer (Football/Futbol) and take it A LOT further than American's do in their celebrations/defeats.
 Quoting: GhostProphet


At least soccer is somewhat athletic. Football? Give me a break...Arsenal would kick ass and run circles around american/canadian 'footballers' ffs...give me Aussie rules rugby anyday over 'football'.
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The most ridiculous thing is, the game is fixed--a dropped pass, a missed block, a bad throw, a fumble, here and there--doesn't take many insiders to throw a game--you think the gambling syndicates leave the score and the spread to chance?
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All hell yes, a great rant.

The Superbowl give you cancer and continues to rape the life force from humanity. Its is the reason I root for the cylons in battlestar galactica.
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Didn't even read...

stfu
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The Superbowl is insanely over-hyped and overrated, extremely boring and ridiculously zombie-like. Let me break it down for you.

A bunch of mongoloids (about 200 million of them) wait in anticipation to see two teams battle it out for the NFL title. Mind you, this is the NFL Championship game, yet the winning team will be considered the 'World Champions'. Really? The world champions? How so? Every team is based in the US, it's pretty selfish of the NFL to call them the world champions, as they do with every other championship team in US professional sports.

Anyway, these mongoloids will either host parties at home or descend on bars and restaurants to drink their favorite SHITTY beer such as Bud light, Miller Lite, Coors, etc.. Bottom of the line, fluoride laced, rice-brewed trash beers that they LOVE. Most of these lightweights will be wasted after 2 or 3 of these crap beers, THEN, they will begin to yell at the TV as if they are professional athletes or refs who should judge each play.

Haltime!!!!! Fuck yes, let's watch the commercials! Superbowl commercials are SOOOOOOO good! Eat up that advertising and get ready for the Satanic-themed halftime show featuring SHITTY musicians who probably sold their souls for fame.. Worship them! If you missed the haltime show, DON'T WORRY - it will be on the news, facebook, and all over the fucking internet for the next 5 weeks. More than likely, something controversial will happen such as a nipple slip, a swear word that didn't get bleeped, or maybe a musician will say something political to get the politician-worshipping public all upset and cause another month of arguing to keep them blinded from current events.

When it's all said and done, the fat slobs will go home, take a piss and pass out. Everyone at work tomorrow will ask "did you watch the superbowl?" and continue to talk about the "hilarious commercials" while sharing videos of their favorites around the office.

The funniest thing is that these zombie mongoloids don't even care if they don't like either team, they WILL pick one and they WILL root for them, hardcore. They would probably sacrifice their life for that team, if asked to - even though it's not their favorite team. Fucking pathetic.

On another note, the superbowl predictions are all bullshit and nothing is going to happen, it's farrrrrr too predictable. It would be too obvious. They're not mentioning terror because there will be a false flag, they are mentioning it to remind people that they are supposed to be scared of terrorists, that's all. Additionally, the finally score WILL NOT be 31-13, there will be no Syrian terrorists busted and there will be no tear gas, nuke, or martial law. Just another year where the masses meet in unison to worship this 'popular culture' that we call "American". All the "insider info" about any false flag shit is just to make you look stupid when the game has come and gone.

Fuck the Superbowl and everything about it.
 Quoting: Slick Vick



:bigcruise:
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Someone pin this.

For the superbowl freakiods

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I'm so sick of you spastic,retarded computer nerd's bashing sports..


Please post a pic of you throwing a ball...cruise


fag..putin
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Fuck You and Your Pathetically Overrated Superbowl




No thanks I don't swing that way!!! But go right ahead I'm sure you'll find a guy here for you!!!
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I'm so sick of you spastic,retarded computer nerd's bashing sports..


Please post a pic of you throwing a ball...cruise


fag..putin
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No shit, right?
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Please post a pic of you throwing a ball...cruise


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To be fair, the same thing happens every year in every other country. Only they use soccer (Football/Futbol) and take it A LOT further than American's do in their celebrations/defeats.
 Quoting: GhostProphet


At least soccer is somewhat athletic. Football? Give me a break...Arsenal would kick ass and run circles around american/canadian 'footballers' ffs...give me Aussie rules rugby anyday over 'football'.
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right, until a stiff breeze wafts over the field and they fall down like they took a sniper shot to the head.
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I'm so sick of you spastic,retarded computer nerd's bashing sports..


Please post a pic of you throwing a ball...cruise


fag..putin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42054178


I guarantee I can throw a ball faster, farther and more accurately than you.. With that said, I only like extreme sports and motorsports. I don't play any sports though, the only physical activity I partake in is fucking my girlfriend and going for a swim.
i have to admit op is right!
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and i grew up on the fucking nfl..........
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Preach it! It's gay and I love to watch all of these assholes fawn over these black ghetto toads. It's as gay eight guys fucking nine guys with an extra dick for the ear!
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The Superbowl is insanely over-hyped and overrated, extremely boring and ridiculously zombie-like. Let me break it down for you.

A bunch of mongoloids (about 200 million of them) wait in anticipation to see two teams battle it out for the NFL title. Mind you, this is the NFL Championship game, yet the winning team will be considered the 'World Champions'. Really? The world champions? How so? Every team is based in the US, it's pretty selfish of the NFL to call them the world champions, as they do with every other championship team in US professional sports.

Anyway, these mongoloids will either host parties at home or descend on bars and restaurants to drink their favorite SHITTY beer such as Bud light, Miller Lite, Coors, etc.. Bottom of the line, fluoride laced, rice-brewed trash beers that they LOVE. Most of these lightweights will be wasted after 2 or 3 of these crap beers, THEN, they will begin to yell at the TV as if they are professional athletes or refs who should judge each play.

Haltime!!!!! Fuck yes, let's watch the commercials! Superbowl commercials are SOOOOOOO good! Eat up that advertising and get ready for the Satanic-themed halftime show featuring SHITTY musicians who probably sold their souls for fame.. Worship them! If you missed the haltime show, DON'T WORRY - it will be on the news, facebook, and all over the fucking internet for the next 5 weeks. More than likely, something controversial will happen such as a nipple slip, a swear word that didn't get bleeped, or maybe a musician will say something political to get the politician-worshipping public all upset and cause another month of arguing to keep them blinded from current events.

When it's all said and done, the fat slobs will go home, take a piss and pass out. Everyone at work tomorrow will ask "did you watch the superbowl?" and continue to talk about the "hilarious commercials" while sharing videos of their favorites around the office.

The funniest thing is that these zombie mongoloids don't even care if they don't like either team, they WILL pick one and they WILL root for them, hardcore. They would probably sacrifice their life for that team, if asked to - even though it's not their favorite team. Fucking pathetic.

On another note, the superbowl predictions are all bullshit and nothing is going to happen, it's farrrrrr too predictable. It would be too obvious. They're not mentioning terror because there will be a false flag, they are mentioning it to remind people that they are supposed to be scared of terrorists, that's all. Additionally, the finally score WILL NOT be 31-13, there will be no Syrian terrorists busted and there will be no tear gas, nuke, or martial law. Just another year where the masses meet in unison to worship this 'popular culture' that we call "American". All the "insider info" about any false flag shit is just to make you look stupid when the game has come and gone.

Fuck the Superbowl and everything about it.
 Quoting: Slick Vick


This writers name is "Slick Vick". By the sounds of this rant he might be the real Mike Vick since he hasn't been to a SB....
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a grown man swearing about a whittle game

and getting worked up like a spazz girl


don;t worry whittle op - it will be ova soon and u can cry about the guberment to stranger other men
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very good.
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Who wouldn't want to watch a bunch of kneegrows run around and grunt at each other?

It's like a National Geographic documentary.

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Super bowl is for children and sheep to distract them from the fact that America is falling to the globalist NAZIS who are robbing them blind and will soon kill them and their children.

WAKE UP, you morons!





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