If Jesus came today.

he would be a father in 9 months

No ? Jesus wouldn't be cool ?

Your hatred is founded deep then, because a man who is just an evil version of Jesus will come and him you will love.

since he's a complete fairytale and never existed in the first place..

HE AINT COMING...

but the thought of him coming has led
Christians not to rebel against Rome

and that's all the elite care about

is staying in power

WAIT AND SEE !!!!! IF YOU LIVE PAST THE COMING WAR THAN YOU WILL SEE JESUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crazy people obsessing endlessly about imaginary people

I believe the Vatican to be the anti Christ system, I also have no respect for any Governments on this earth and will obey nothing they ask of me.

Soooo... Your logic... Failed perhaps..?

He'd be deemed a threat to national security...

Just like the first time he came and you know how that ended.

Spot on, apparently people will try to fight Jesus thinking he is the anti Christ, so then Jesus and Micheal will 'Pop them like grapes, and throw them alive into a pit of lava'

They don't sound very nice, even if Hell is an unavoidable end for those that don't submit, surely "popping them like grapes" beforehand is an unnecessary cruelty... you worship sadists?

You only know about Jesus what you've read in the bible. He was just a man, he had no powers.

he would be just like me and you probably on here Facebook as well

Neither does Batman and he still kicks evil in the nuts for great justice.

These people towards the very end, develop God-like powers thanks to the Mark of the Beast i.e Telekinesis* And decide to use Satan's newest gift from the Tree of Knowledge in order to make an attempt at killing Jesus and the Angels in Heaven.

EDIT* It's possible even you partake in this. That is the reason the Mark will be distributed

Last Edited by Jesusobsessed on 02/07/2014 05:43 AM

So what?
Surely it doesn't matter what kind of powers they have, nothing they could bring to bear could even make Jesus blink correct?

Are you saying they stand a chance at "killing" Jesus Christ himself?
Of course not.

That's all irrelevant anyway, it's still unnecessary brutality to "pop them like grapes" imo, I mean there is no way they can touch Jesus or hurt him in the slightest right? Plus they're going to Hell and there's no way they can avoid it so why would Jesus feel the need to be so cruel on top of that unless he takes pleasure from it?

Last Edited by Lucky Charms on 02/07/2014 05:47 AM

There's a difference.

Batman is real.

Jebus is just a comic-book character.........................

Damn I praised you because you respected Jesus.

It's purely the idea; God creates man. Man receives God-like powers from God's enemy. Man deciding to use these new powers to attack God.

Man the created, challenging God the creator.

Go into a police station with some friends. Find the Chief Officer. Ask him for a fight, tell him to bring all he's got. Listen to him tell you "You don't want to slap me, or I will slap you back, me and my friends have bigger weapons." Then you laugh, and slap him in the face. Watch yourself get shot in-between the eyes quick smart.

What will the highest ranking 'Police Chief' In the universe do when the warned Human race pulls their fists upon the Chief with the Apache Attack Helicopter.

Morale of the story: Don't get into a fight with God, If you don't want to be popped like a grape.

The same people who sold me jesus are selling me GMOs today .

You're attributing hatred to people for not responding to this cheeseball of a thread?

Really?

The fool would be locked up for the delusional moron he was.
Today he would be a perfect version of the Christians Osama bin ladin.

You're right; I often make assumptions, even though this is a practical assumption, It shouldn't of been made.

Though, in reality God is one of the most hated, in the hearts of men.

May Jesus keep you.

False analogy.

I can slap the police chief... I can hurt him, I can touch him, he shoots me because I slapped him... even though that's a seriously disproportionate response man, what kind of overreacting psycho cops do you have where you live? O.O

Are you saying I could "slap" Jesus? I could touch him?

Here's a more accurate analogy for you.
The soldiers of the anti-Christ are mental patients behind bulletproof glass, slamming themselves against it, convinced they can break it... but they can't.

Jesus stands on the other side of that glass, untouchable.
Does he think "stupid bastards, I'm going to electro-shock them just because I can even though they can't touch me" or does he feel pity and sadness for them because he knows their illness is terminal and he cannot save them now?

Even more saddening for him is the fact that those mental patients frothing at the glass... are his own children.

Your version of Jesus behaves like a mortal human, he reacts like the cop in your analogy... reacts like somebody who has been angered and wishes vengeance.

Tell me, is Jesus looking to take vengeance on the souls who turn to Satan? Is he looking to hurt them?

Or is it not more likely that he weeps for their loss to him?

Don't damn me for not respecting the Jesus you describe, I respect the being of infinite unconditional love other Christians tell me about... not the petty vengeful creature you describe popping powerless people, his own children, like grapes just because he can.

Last Edited by Lucky Charms on 02/07/2014 07:04 AM

I wouldn't like to debate, we won't settle; This will get out of hand, and I have enjoyed talking to you previous times on this site.

I think Jesus is always correct in ALL his dealings with ALL of his creations. We won't agree, and we shouldn't compromise.

I will leave you with your opinion, may you leave me with mine ?

Agreed, we certainly aren't going to change each others mind on this... which tbh is a sign that we at least have conviction in our own beliefs eh?

Rest assured aside from this disagreement I still respect the idea of Christ... even if I can't accept it's reality.

Have a good weekend thanks for the honesty.