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First official thread here!

I thought I would share this picture of my batshit crazy cat, Hagar.

He loves to run around freaking out and then throws himself on his back and starts kicking his cat tree with his back legs when he gets really worked up.

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Would love to see pictures of other people's batshit crazy critters!

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That's a real cute kitty. I like him. I have crazy critters too, but I don't have any pictures of them doing crazy stuff.

I have a bunny who chews through electrical cords in a snap. They are her favorite thing in the whole world. She's expensive sometimes. I have a bossy queen cat who weighs 5 lbs and rules the whole household. She's a mafia kingpin. Then there's her lover, our original cat who is a neutered male. They get jiggy with it in the hallway all the time and he literally wipes the floor with her. For some reason they always go to humping when you get on the treadmill. They love that, but I don't know why. I have a sweet little cat who's so soft and loves the bb's from my son's airsoft guns. She will chase those bb's all over the house. She likes to get them in her mouth and then "talk" around them. She's the sweetest thing.

Then there's the dog who is cute, extremely fast and agile and very spoiled. She eats human food and won't touch her dog food very much. She's my baby girl. Life isn't always easy being a dog. You get bored a lot and lonely. She isn't enjoying this cold weather very much.
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That's a real cute kitty. I like him. I have crazy critters too, but I don't have any pictures of them doing crazy stuff.

I have a bunny who chews through electrical cords in a snap. They are her favorite thing in the whole world. She's expensive sometimes. I have a bossy queen cat who weighs 5 lbs and rules the whole household. She's a mafia kingpin. Then there's her lover, our original cat who is a neutered male. They get jiggy with it in the hallway all the time and he literally wipes the floor with her. For some reason they always go to humping when you get on the treadmill. They love that, but I don't know why. I have a sweet little cat who's so soft and loves the bb's from my son's airsoft guns. She will chase those bb's all over the house. She likes to get them in her mouth and then "talk" around them. She's the sweetest thing.

Then there's the dog who is cute, extremely fast and agile and very spoiled. She eats human food and won't touch her dog food very much. She's my baby girl. Life isn't always easy being a dog. You get bored a lot and lonely. She isn't enjoying this cold weather very much.
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Thanks bunches! I had a rabbit once that chewed through the internal wires on my computer because I wasn't thinking and left the cover off. She also chewed through our Playstation control cord. They just love them cords! Love the story about your cats getting jiggy with it!

Thanks so very much for sharing your humerous stories!
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I'll take funny critter stories too if you don't have pics!
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Here's another one of my favorite pictures of him when he was younger just chillin with his older brother, Shag!

Hagar chillin
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Here's another one of my favorite pictures of him when he was younger just chillin with his older brother, Shag!

Hagar chillin
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What a beauty. I've 2 crazy critters. 1 fat red one, and 1 black/white killer. Will post pics later when my phone let me.
Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
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Here's another one of my favorite pictures of him when he was younger just chillin with his older brother, Shag!

Hagar chillin
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What a beauty. I've 2 crazy critters. 1 fat red one, and 1 black/white killer. Will post pics later when my phone let me.
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Cool. Would love to see them! I have a fat red one too! His name is Zep. Here he is:

Fat Zep
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Speaking of batshit crazy - Funny story about the fat red one, Zep, that I just remembered and am almost too embarrassed to share. My last cat of the clan, Buddy, was a stray that we brought in when he was about 10 months old or so.

Zep was always pretty chunky. A couple of times (like I said I am really embarrassed to even admit this), we caught Buddy (a male) nursing on Zep (a male). Not sure if there was ever any milk exchanged.

Thank God, that phase only lasted a couple of months. Now Zep just lets off these crazy Kung Fu warrior cries and jumps Buddy kicking his ass. We never have figured out what brings this on. Maybe Buddy is talking shit on him?

Here's Buddy just chillin. Looks like he just smoked a big fat one!

Buddy Chillin
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Speaking of batshit crazy - Funny story about the fat red one, Zep, that I just remembered and am almost too embarrassed to share. My last cat of the clan, Buddy, was a stray that we brought in when he was about 10 months old or so.

Zep was always pretty chunky. A couple of times (like I said I am really embarrassed to even admit this), we caught Buddy (a male) nursing on Zep (a male). Not sure if there was ever any milk exchanged.

Thank God, that phase only lasted a couple of months. Now Zep just lets off these crazy Kung Fu warrior cries and jumps Buddy kicking his ass. We never have figured out what brings this on. Maybe Buddy is talking shit on him?

Here's Buddy just chillin. Looks like he just smoked a big fat one!

:Buddy Chillin:
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Haha this is the cutest pic ever. And I love that wolf also. Sooo majestic!
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Speaking of batshit crazy - Funny story about the fat red one, Zep, that I just remembered and am almost too embarrassed to share. My last cat of the clan, Buddy, was a stray that we brought in when he was about 10 months old or so.

Zep was always pretty chunky. A couple of times (like I said I am really embarrassed to even admit this), we caught Buddy (a male) nursing on Zep (a male). Not sure if there was ever any milk exchanged.

Thank God, that phase only lasted a couple of months. Now Zep just lets off these crazy Kung Fu warrior cries and jumps Buddy kicking his ass. We never have figured out what brings this on. Maybe Buddy is talking shit on him?

Here's Buddy just chillin. Looks like he just smoked a big fat one!

Buddy Chillin
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Haha this is the cutest pic ever. And I love that wolf also. Sooo majestic!
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Thanks bunches!
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Anyone else have pictures or stories to share?
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Fun thread! I'll have to upload some pics of my kitties for you. Are dogs allowed, even if not crazy? Here's one of a dog I used to own, a Giant Malamute. We have farm animals and I learned after the fact that this breed has a high prey drive (he wanted to chomp down on our mini goat). I worked with the mal rescue to find him a home and they were quite surprised he didn't want to eat my indoor cats. He was great with them. He got a good home with a judge friend who had a part mal and all have lived happily to this day. But I cried when he left.

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I have a black male persian "Uno" who gets revved up and makes this wild growling motor noise when he is running around the house playing, just like someone wound him up.

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That's a real cute kitty. I like him. I have crazy critters too, but I don't have any pictures of them doing crazy stuff.

I have a bunny who chews through electrical cords in a snap. They are her favorite thing in the whole world. She's expensive sometimes. I have a bossy queen cat who weighs 5 lbs and rules the whole household. She's a mafia kingpin. Then there's her lover, our original cat who is a neutered male. They get jiggy with it in the hallway all the time and he literally wipes the floor with her. For some reason they always go to humping when you get on the treadmill. They love that, but I don't know why. I have a sweet little cat who's so soft and loves the bb's from my son's airsoft guns. She will chase those bb's all over the house. She likes to get them in her mouth and then "talk" around them. She's the sweetest thing.

Then there's the dog who is cute, extremely fast and agile and very spoiled. She eats human food and won't touch her dog food very much. She's my baby girl. Life isn't always easy being a dog. You get bored a lot and lonely. She isn't enjoying this cold weather very much.
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Sounds like my house... Filled with furry critters! I also have 2 guinea pigs who r super cute and start squealing every time u open the fridge bc they love their organic spring mix! It's like crack to them.
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Fun thread! I'll have to upload some pics of my kitties for you. Are dogs allowed, even if not crazy? Here's one of a dog I used to own, a Giant Malamute. We have farm animals and I learned after the fact that this breed has a high prey drive (he wanted to chomp down on our mini goat). I worked with the mal rescue to find him a home and they were quite surprised he didn't want to eat my indoor cats. He was great with them. He got a good home with a judge friend who had a part mal and all have lived happily to this day. But I cried when he left.

malamute1

I have a black male persian "Uno" who gets revved up and makes this wild growling motor noise when he is running around the house playing, just like someone wound him up.

kittykittayyy
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Beautiful dog! I love big dogs too! So sorry that you had to let him go. My sad doggy story is from when I was a kid. We had a long-haired german shepard that was the greatest dog ever. He killed the neighbor's hunting dog over our trash and so we had to put him down. He was real possessive of it and after he killed the dog he kept picking it up by the neck and throwing it around. I didn't get to say goodbye before they put him down or anything.
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That's a real cute kitty. I like him. I have crazy critters too, but I don't have any pictures of them doing crazy stuff.

I have a bunny who chews through electrical cords in a snap. They are her favorite thing in the whole world. She's expensive sometimes. I have a bossy queen cat who weighs 5 lbs and rules the whole household. She's a mafia kingpin. Then there's her lover, our original cat who is a neutered male. They get jiggy with it in the hallway all the time and he literally wipes the floor with her. For some reason they always go to humping when you get on the treadmill. They love that, but I don't know why. I have a sweet little cat who's so soft and loves the bb's from my son's airsoft guns. She will chase those bb's all over the house. She likes to get them in her mouth and then "talk" around them. She's the sweetest thing.

Then there's the dog who is cute, extremely fast and agile and very spoiled. She eats human food and won't touch her dog food very much. She's my baby girl. Life isn't always easy being a dog. You get bored a lot and lonely. She isn't enjoying this cold weather very much.
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Sounds like my house... Filled with furry critters! I also have 2 guinea pigs who r super cute and start squealing every time u open the fridge bc they love their organic spring mix! It's like crack to them.
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Too funny. Would love to see their reactions. You should record it sometime.
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Cats are fun!

Thanks for your thread.
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Cats are fun!

Thanks for your thread.
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Thanks for checking it out!
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Dang, I just realized that I forgot to post a better pic of Shag. I had forgotten all about uploading it for this thread while waiting for approval! LOL. Here he is chillin' with his too cool brother.

Hagar-Shag

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MissPerrrrrfect recently gave a lot of input into the cat/pet side of the CatMart thread before I split it.

She recently shared with me pictures of her kitties and said that I could share them.

Here's the pictures of MissPerrrrrfect's kitties:

[link to i.imgur.com]
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[link to i.imgur.com]
[link to i.imgur.com]

What beauties!

I would love it if she shared the wonderful stories regarding these guys here that she shared with me in her PM!
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Here's another one of my favorite pictures of him when he was younger just chillin with his older brother, Shag!

Hagar chillin
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whats that thing under your monitor with 3 red buttons? looks retro.
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Here's another one of my favorite pictures of him when he was younger just chillin with his older brother, Shag!

Hagar chillin
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whats that thing under your monitor with 3 red buttons? looks retro.
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Actually it is! It is a really, really, really old power strip for computers that I now use to raise my monitor to a better height for reading on top of also using a really, really, really old phone book!

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That's a real cute kitty. I like him. I have crazy critters too, but I don't have any pictures of them doing crazy stuff.

I have a bunny who chews through electrical cords in a snap. They are her favorite thing in the whole world. She's expensive sometimes. I have a bossy queen cat who weighs 5 lbs and rules the whole household. She's a mafia kingpin. Then there's her lover, our original cat who is a neutered male. They get jiggy with it in the hallway all the time and he literally wipes the floor with her. For some reason they always go to humping when you get on the treadmill. They love that, but I don't know why. I have a sweet little cat who's so soft and loves the bb's from my son's airsoft guns. She will chase those bb's all over the house. She likes to get them in her mouth and then "talk" around them. She's the sweetest thing.

Then there's the dog who is cute, extremely fast and agile and very spoiled. She eats human food and won't touch her dog food very much. She's my baby girl. Life isn't always easy being a dog. You get bored a lot and lonely. She isn't enjoying this cold weather very much.
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kitty great story.
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MissPerrrrrfect recently gave a lot of input into the cat/pet side of the CatMart thread before I split it.

She recently shared with me pictures of her kitties and said that I could share them.

Here's the pictures of MissPerrrrrfect's kitties:

[link to i.imgur.com]
[link to i.imgur.com]
[link to i.imgur.com]
[link to i.imgur.com]

What beauties!

I would love it if she shared the wonderful stories regarding these guys here that she shared with me in her PM!
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Thank you Trust no one. Here are the stories as the pics represent:

Baby was about 6 weeks old when I found him trying to get into a restaurant and the hostess was crying because she could not let him in. I took him home, bathed him, and fed him ..... which I have been doing for 16 years now. Baby had a bout with hyperthyroidism, underwent surgery and has had a session of stem cell therapies. His Kidneys are good now and he is eating well. His specialist is Dr. Larry Snyder DVM in Topeka.

Tom was ragged and beaten down when he came to the door. He made up his mind to live here and stayed in the garage for a Winter. I made him an apartment with a heated bed. He had food and water but also still his manhood. I promised him, he could come in if he would give up his ... you know what. One day Tom disappeared and three days came home with a huge gash in his head and could not stand. We took him to the Vet and had surgery on both ends. Tom came in. He watch the others and was using the box in a day. He found out you could sleep on the furniture and if he went to the kitchen and howled a little, someone would feed him. You couldn't make him leave now.

Missy came when her mommy and daddy broke up. It took 3 months under the bed until she came out. Now she tells everyone else what to do.

Dusky, the tiger stripe, is the most sensitive one in the bunch. If you raise your voice he will cry. He also thinks every minute is a snack min. He came, on Christmas Eve 10 years ago as a kitten, in a box, with a ph. call that told me to go look on the driveway. We had put up flyers that day, looking for Justin who was tired of all the cats in the house, and ran away (we found him later) but our ph. no. address, and tel no. were on the flyers.

Evan is the neurotic one. He was just about dead when I found him. He is the one that needs a diaper because he is so afraid someone will take his things that he marks everything. He has a denim diaper that is quite fashionable that he must wear when no one can see him. At night or when we are gone for a while in the day. He doesn't like it but he tolerates it.

I could tell you stories of animals from my whole life and I must agree with Anatole France who said “Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.”
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R.I.P. Shag.

You were the sweetest cat on the face of the planet and I am sad to see you go.

RIP Shag

8/15/96 - 6/24/15

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Here's a picture of Shag with Hagar as a baby. I know that Hagar is feeling this as well.

Baby Hagar
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Here's Shag's beautiful mother, Baby, who I lost 4 years ago. He is with her now in heaven.

Shag's mom
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R.I.P. Shag.

You were the sweetest cat on the face of the planet and I am sad to see you go.

RIP Shag

8/15/96 - 6/24/15

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I'm so sorry for your loss hfhfhf
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R.I.P. Shag.

You were the sweetest cat on the face of the planet and I am sad to see you go.

RIP Shag

8/15/96 - 6/24/15

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I'm so sorry for your loss hfhfhf
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Thank you so very much! hf
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Here's our latest addition to the family, fugly:

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She was the star of my retarded cat video from my Kansas burning thread:



Her and her brother are really close, as you can see from her licking him. It's funny because she acts like she wants him to lick her when she's done licking him and he doesn't reciprocate. Damn asshole. lolsign

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