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Why the fuck are Olympic cross country skiers shooting weapons half way through their race?

 
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Why the fuck are Olympic cross country skiers shooting weapons half way through their race?
What the helll is this?

The fuck am I watching?
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say man can you bend your penis back around to your butthole?>
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Re: Why the fuck are Olympic cross country skiers shooting weapons half way through their race?
What the helll is this?

The fuck am I watching?
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Where have you been?! Nothing new about the sport... It's been an Olympic event for some time now. No doom here
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say man can you bend your penis back around to your butthole?>
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Re: Why the fuck are Olympic cross country skiers shooting weapons half way through their race?
Its called a biathlon and you are very new to the Olympics:)
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Re: Why the fuck are Olympic cross country skiers shooting weapons half way through their race?
What the fuck is the point

What are they shooting for?

Polar bears?

Penguins?
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I heard of this guy, Jan Baalsrud, and I thought that this had something to do with the origin of the biathlon, but I guess it goes back a lot further than WWII:

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say man can you bend your penis back around to your butthole?>
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Judging from what he's saying, he probably can.
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penguins lol
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Re: Why the fuck are Olympic cross country skiers shooting weapons half way through their race?
What the fuck is the point

What are they shooting for?

Polar bears?

Penguins?
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Accuracy.

Hello?
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What the helll is this?

The fuck am I watching?
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In the winter time, Northern Europeans had to learn to ski in order to hunt. Naturally this skill became so revered that hunters started to compete with each other to see who's best. This skill was also incorporated into military training as a great to defend your territory from invasion.
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Why the fuck are Olympic cross country skiers shooting weapons half way through their race?

What the helll is this?

The fuck am I watching?

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Apparently this is your first Olympics huh?


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Its called a biathlon and you are very new to the Olympics:)
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Re: Why the fuck are Olympic cross country skiers shooting weapons half way through their race?
Cross country Fema shock troops training for winter round ups.

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What the fuck is the point

What are they shooting for?

Polar bears?

Penguins?
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See, the point is to combine beating the shit out of your body/cardio system and then having to perform a task that takes stillness and slow breathing.

It's pretty badass I think.

They used to perform the cardio workout on skis then give them a baby to circumcise but the public began to frown on it, hence the shooting skill now.
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Being accurate with a pounding pulse is very hard to do. Cross country skiing is very physically demanding. So race up your pulse and then see if you can nail a few bull's eyes and then on to the next one. Sounds like war games to me, I'm surprised the touchy feelies haven't cried to have it banned.
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Re: Why the fuck are Olympic cross country skiers shooting weapons half way through their race?
What the fuck is the point

What are they shooting for?

Polar bears?

Penguins?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27176132


See, the point is to combine beating the shit out of your body/cardio system and then having to perform a task that takes stillness and slow breathing.

It's pretty badass I think.

They used to perform the cardio workout on skis then give them a baby to circumcise but the public began to frown on it, hence the shooting skill now.
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cruise
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Woowy mammofs!
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Quwwwick shoot dos woowy mammofs!
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Re: Why the fuck are Olympic cross country skiers shooting weapons half way through their race?
The 5x7 relay is arguably the greatest winter Olympic event ever created. I find those women who compete in that super hot. Strait up turns me on!

Curling, followed by speed skating are my next favorites though less erotic.





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