You know those el cheapo noodle packets? Are you supposed to stick everything in or what? I do.

Yup. Dump that sheit out, put that water in, stick it in the stove or microwave, and your donnne

Generally you boil the noodles before you put the packet in at the end once it's off the heat.

If you're talking about ramen.

What's a crawdad? is that like a crayfish?

Yeah, pour those chemicals over the hot GMO noodles cooked in fluoridated water. MMMMMMM GOOD.

Remove the wrapper first!

I like the chili ones. Green package.

The most bland is the shrimp, but I add lemon pepper seasoning and it actually tastes pretty decent.

Leftover pork butt from the crockpot chunked and add some taters in there, that's a pretty decent cheap meal for a single person who can't really cook.

I've been single forever, ate out nearly every meal for 4 of the 7 years I was Air Force so the only thing I know how to "cook" is eggs and only cooked those when I was drunk... so that was most nights LOL. FML..

So the canary in the coalmine when the FUKU (Fitting, No?) shitstorm hits your shores.

As I predict in my crystal ball of bellybutton fluff, you'll be fine, and after a terror event (F/Flag) never before imagined, may want to take out your fear and frustration on your (supposedly) elected politicians. Grab your guns peeps, BOB's and supplies as well. Might be an interesting Feb. Or go home and watch the Superbowl reruns. Your call.

Either way, I'm safe at the bottom of the world, and am betting on China, Sorry.

Om nom nom. Yum

I like to boil the noodles first then drain the water, then add half the flavor pouch and A little butter.

good eats when you have little money.

When I have more money I like the cup of noodles with more goodies.