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Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

 
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Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.

When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbors daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbors daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was sacked from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no dirt in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps.

Walter


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Well.

That is good advice about your car.
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1rof1 That reminds me of this classic.

Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasnít flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didnít say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, ĎNothing.í I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasnít upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I canít explain his behavior I donít know why he didnít say, ĎI love you, too.í When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep Ė I cried. I donít know what to do. Iím almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary:

Motorcycle wonít startÖcanít figure out why.
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Can you imagine a dude writing an advice column?

"SUCK IT UP YOU NAMBY PAMBY WIMP! GET A KNIFE AND CUT HIS DICK OFF...WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU"?

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1rof1 That reminds me of this classic.

Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasnít flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didnít say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, ĎNothing.í I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasnít upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I canít explain his behavior I donít know why he didnít say, ĎI love you, too.í When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep Ė I cried. I donít know what to do. Iím almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary:

Motorcycle wonít startÖcanít figure out why.
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1rof1 That reminds me of this classic.

Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasnít flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didnít say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, ĎNothing.í I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasnít upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I canít explain his behavior I donít know why he didnít say, ĎI love you, too.í When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep Ė I cried. I donít know what to do. Iím almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary:

Motorcycle wonít startÖcanít figure out why.
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lmao
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And completely true lol!
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1rof1 That reminds me of this classic.

Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasnít flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didnít say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, ĎNothing.í I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasnít upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I canít explain his behavior I donít know why he didnít say, ĎI love you, too.í When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep Ė I cried. I donít know what to do. Iím almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary:

Motorcycle wonít startÖcanít figure out why.
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lmao
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And completely true lol!
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1rof1 That reminds me of this classic.

Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasnít flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didnít say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, ĎNothing.í I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasnít upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I canít explain his behavior I donít know why he didnít say, ĎI love you, too.í When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep Ė I cried. I donít know what to do. Iím almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary:

Motorcycle wonít startÖcanít figure out why.
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lmao
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And completely true lol!
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LOL, The diary was good, thanks.
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1rof1 That reminds me of this classic.

Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasnít flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didnít say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, ĎNothing.í I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasnít upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I canít explain his behavior I donít know why he didnít say, ĎI love you, too.í When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep Ė I cried. I donít know what to do. Iím almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary:

Motorcycle wonít startÖcanít figure out why.
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Men don't write advice columns because: WOMEN DON'T LISTEN TO MEN.
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