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How my drug dealer responded when i only wanted a glass of water and friendship.

 
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at what point did water turn to coffee
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OP edited and changed the original story from coffee to water because they felt it made them look better.

I'm not sure that drinking tap water in a crack house makes anyone look better, but to each his own...
 Quoting: lump under the carpet


Would you prefer it if i drank a glass of red Pinot noir?
 Quoting: Sphonisphere


I see.
You would probably get the same reaction if you went to a car dealership to go hang out with the workers and drink their coffee.
 Quoting: lump under the carpet


i saw him more as a friend, then a dealer. now it seems like that's all he was and i was nothing but blind.... see a friend would be more then happy to have laughs and to supply the coffee, he just wanted me to suck on his crack pipe......
 Quoting: Sphonisphere


Crack addicts don't have friends - they have sources of crack.
 Quoting: lump under the carpet


^^^^^this. I tried to be friends with a crack addict. Not possible. He stole from me for his next hit. Used me to drive him around for his pickups. Couldn't trust him at all. Sadly, he was a decent person. He just couldn't think beyond his addiction. That is ALL life is about to an addict.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5144386

Poor family crackhead stole from his own MOTHER!

Borrowed her car to drive other cracks around - rollin' crackhouse.

Totalled the car just from the chemical smell and burnholes.

Then used MOM's checkbook to help himself.

Siblings voted to put him away for check fraud. Mom visited and brought him cigarettes.(sigh).

Best thing ever happened to him. Straight for 8 years now and buried Mom with his head held high carrrying the coffin.

Wrote a righteous poem for the funeral - and one for her last birthday that she got to frame dedicated to her.

He was saved and never let "them demons" near again.

My brother is now a success story and loved and supports himself-the drugs take all self respect and alienate all the good people in one's life. Don't do it.

GOOD FOR YOU OP!!! Prayer will keep the demons away. Do not go there again. They have BAD plans if you do. You are a testament that their business is over.
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02/17/2014 01:48 PM
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Re: How my drug dealer responded when i only wanted a glass of water and friendship.
Idk if they gave a fuck about your soul, sounds like they were drugged as fuck and wanted your $.
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Re: How my drug dealer responded when i only wanted a glass of water and friendship.
I believe dogs have souls.

He will pay for his killing of that dog.

Don't you be another victim.

You are nothing but a dog to him.

Drug dealers kill slowly for money.

When the money runs out - they can't just leave the addict runnin' around telling for money.

They supply the "final hit".

Just another druggie found dead.

They truly are souless.

Beware.

Now that you can see the demons in them - you can get help from those that know.

Find a church. Not necessarily for the preaching - but some is pretty good - but for the people that will pray the demons away from you and the friends that have similar experiences.
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02/17/2014 01:53 PM
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dont touch the shit.water kills more people than all drugs combined.
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What?
BxMac

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02/17/2014 01:56 PM
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"I'm not sure that drinking tap water in a crack house makes anyone look better, but to each his own..."

lol

Stay tuned:

OP is going to report on going to a whore house for a haircut.

What a maroon.
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02/17/2014 02:09 PM
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See, this is a story from your POV, try it from theirs....

This guy came round for seemingly no reason, just talkin' general shit, well i wanted to get it sorted cos i gotta go to fat bobs this afternoon, so i asked what he was after?
He COMPLETELY ignored me and just kept slurping his coffee not even able to make eye contact, 10 minutes later and i am gagging for a hit, so i think fuk it and go and get my funbag, iasked him if he did crack, seems rude not to as i reach for my pipe, he turns round and says "I don't touch ANY of THAT stuff" and looks all offended, immediately my mate feels all defensive, feels like he is being implied a scumbag cos he DOES touch THAT stuff, he immediately feels undermined and starts blurping out "you smoke weed and that's a drug", this guy continued to avert his gaze and couldn't make eye contact with any of us now, i started to wonder if this guy has just come around to fuk with us, he don't want to buy anything, he's acting all shifty and holier than thou, i don't like his attitude, we all felt awkward now, and he fell silent, then he just blurted out some weird curse in a foreign language "potentior est virtus Dei, Christus cogat" or some shit, my mate started to get real wound up now, so i said to this guy "you'd better fuk off now mate, nice seeing ya, i'll show you the door" and led him out the house, i had to stand by the door and stop my mate from going out after him, he was determined to kick his head, but i managed to calm him down
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rockonBrilliant,and more than likely true.rockon
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02/17/2014 02:20 PM
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You went there empty handed, that's why he didn't want you there. When you are a guest in someone's house you should always come with something, like a pizza or some other take out food. Try that and see how it goes next time. You are going back, right?
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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You went there empty handed, that's why he didn't want you there. When you are a guest in someone's house you should always come with something, like a pizza or some other take out food. Try that and see how it goes next time. You are going back, right?
 Quoting: nah™


No, I am beginning a career in the health care sector, which means as of last Monday I haven't touched drugs or alcohol, as here on out I am choosing to live a predominantly healthier lifestyle with as little sin as possible. I am even going to be living without sex for the next two years.


Dominoes pizza isn't really healthy) neither is associating myself with
People who wish to do me more harm then good.
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02/17/2014 02:32 PM
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How did my drug dealer and he's Demonically possessed friends respond when i told them i was no longer in need of marijuana and that my life was on the right track.

it all started when i arrived at their house (the drug dispensary) wanting nothing more then a glass of water and to spend quality time with this person as a friend.

5 minutes in to my visit after a bit of general chit chat about the weather, his dog, and the football.
he asked me what i wanted, at this point i pretended to be distracted and ignored he's first attempt at gaining access to my wallet.//

10 more minutes down the track and i was coming to the end of my glass of water.
at this point my "friend" had disappeared into the bathroom for 2 minutes to retrieve his crack pipe from under the bathroom sink he came back out and sat down on the couch with his pipe in one hand, and a $6000 bag of Gas in the other.

on the spot he said to me "C*****"<my named blanked out\ do you smoke crack buddy?
this was his second attempt within 15 minutes to gain Access to my wallet and to gain access to my life.

i told him nah sorry not into that.* even though i am fairly certain i was High as fuck from the Gas fumes.

as soon as i said this his friend turned aggressive and defensive like a guard dog. he said to me you can't say you don't do drugs because weed is a drug, he started giving me the death stare, and wanted me out of the house.

at this point i was getting anxious, nervous and worried about how him and he's friend now perceived me they started to realize that i wasn't there for drugs, i was there to chill and have some laughs (there were no laughs) by the way LOL.

20 minutes in to my visit and things were getting really awkward my dealers friend had taken his Demonically infatuated girl friend into the bedroom and told her what i was all about.

next thing i know i have 3 demons in 1 room, all staring into my eyes, trying to grasp a hold of the goodness that i have been experiencing for the last few weeks, they could see it in my eyes like a fat person sees Pasta.

i had been practicing a Latin saying for a few weeks potentior est virtus Dei Christus cogat..to use against people i see as being Evil. after reading a post on GLP that says if you speak the holy language to a Demon their response will show you if they are just crazy, or actually possessed. in English this saying translates to - the power of god is more powerful than you, the Christ compels you. this made them twitch.

it did not make them catch on fire, it did not make them run away in fear, it did however trigger an interesting set of events.

starting with the twitching (constant blinking of the eyes)
i noticed one of them started to tap their feet on the ground at a fast pace (probably the crack, not demonic entity)
i was asked to leave immediately.

as i got in to my car, i could hear yelling coming from inside. My drug dealer was screaming at his Lesser friend because he did not get into my wallet.

Ditch the dealers, they want your soul not just your hard earned $ casharoobies. specialstupid
 Quoting: Sphonisphere


bullshit story telling is obvious!


try getting a bit of experience about the subject matter before story telling.
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I see.
You would probably get the same reaction if you went to a car dealership to go hang out with the workers and drink their coffee.
 Quoting: lump under the carpet


stoner Dat's true.
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02/17/2014 03:36 PM
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Re: How my drug dealer responded when i only wanted a glass of water and friendship.
You went there empty handed, that's why he didn't want you there. When you are a guest in someone's house you should always come with something, like a pizza or some other take out food. Try that and see how it goes next time. You are going back, right?
 Quoting: nah™


No, I am beginning a career in the health care sector, which means as of last Monday I haven't touched drugs or alcohol, as here on out I am choosing to live a predominantly healthier lifestyle with as little sin as possible. I am even going to be living without sex for the next two years.


Dominoes pizza isn't really healthy) neither is associating myself with
People who wish to do me more harm then good.
 Quoting: Sphonisphere


Good answer, wish you the best on your transformation!
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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02/17/2014 11:38 PM
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They serve that at your crack houses? Interesting.
 Quoting: lump under the carpet


If he's in Portland his crack house probably has herbal tea, artisanal honey and a cheese plate.

Check out the dispensary
[link to www.ucpdx.com]
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02/17/2014 11:42 PM
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What are you talking about, bud? Latin is hardly the "holy tongue". It was made by people who were pagans.
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Latin is not a holy language.
Get saved wretch: [link to biblebelievers.com]
Everything you need to know about islam: [link to prophetofdoom.net]
The Jihad Triangle: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

FRANCE IS TEH GHEY!
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You sound sketchy.
So does he.
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Latin is not a holy language.
 Quoting: -GLP-Christian-


Well, too a person like me, it is. As for it being the language of the church... Nada, should not be.
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02/18/2014 01:30 AM
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OP was just trollin for free drugs and his dealer saw through and treated him appropriately, no one likes a lingerer
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02/18/2014 03:07 AM
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Marijuana, so now more? Guessing you're off Alcohol and ANY other stimulants as well. Stop it with the marijuana bashing and bash sales people instead. Jesus after all smoked the weed! Religious folks hate it, because it opens up the mind and third eye (see history of tribe use for evidence). They would rather you feel GUILTY and ASHAMED, like you have sinned. This is just the Roman influence upon the Bible telling you to do so, obey Government!
Jesus smokes marijuana, he doesn't dob in dealers or anyone like a Roman soldier would. Romans would prefer you to take big pharm medicine, not Godly made medicine.
Now watch the satanic Romans attack this post and see how they don't act like Jesus would!
Sphonisphere  (OP)

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Re: How my drug dealer responded when i only wanted a glass of water and friendship.
Marijuana, so now more? Guessing you're off Alcohol and ANY other stimulants as well. Stop it with the marijuana bashing and bash sales people instead. Jesus after all smoked the weed! Religious folks hate it, because it opens up the mind and third eye (see history of tribe use for evidence). They would rather you feel GUILTY and ASHAMED, like you have sinned. This is just the Roman influence upon the Bible telling you to do so, obey Government!
Jesus smokes marijuana, he doesn't dob in dealers or anyone like a Roman soldier would. Romans would prefer you to take big pharm medicine, not Godly made medicine.
Now watch the satanic Romans attack this post and see how they don't act like Jesus would!
 Quoting: anonymous 54398724


Nice comment
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I called a hooker up to hangout and talk about chemtrails.
She was less than pleased.
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I called a hooker up to hangout and talk about chemtrails.
She was less than pleased.
 Quoting: teslafire


grinning
astor

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proper drug dealers don't do drugs and can carry on regular friendships or atleast be cordial with fiends. most are very smart and won't work for todays shitty wages or buy into the rat race. you my friend have been buying off of ppl that sell drugs to do free drugs. believe it or not, there is a huge difference. these kind of "dealers" will never turn the cash into a business or invest it. they will smoke or shoot the profits and end up dead or in prison. you actually had to buy weed from a basehead? c'mon!! your just a bad judge of character.
Sphonisphere  (OP)

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proper drug dealers don't do drugs and can carry on regular friendships or atleast be cordial with fiends. most are very smart and won't work for todays shitty wages or buy into the rat race. you my friend have been buying off of ppl that sell drugs to do free drugs. believe it or not, there is a huge difference. these kind of "dealers" will never turn the cash into a business or invest it. they will smoke or shoot the profits and end up dead or in prison. you actually had to buy weed from a basehead? c'mon!! your just a bad judge of character.
 Quoting: astor


mother fucker please...

Do you see that lil pic that says where i'm from???

I live in a remote area, where finding a drug dealer that will supply me with drugs is like finding a free fuck...
astor

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proper drug dealers don't do drugs and can carry on regular friendships or atleast be cordial with fiends. most are very smart and won't work for todays shitty wages or buy into the rat race. you my friend have been buying off of ppl that sell drugs to do free drugs. believe it or not, there is a huge difference. these kind of "dealers" will never turn the cash into a business or invest it. they will smoke or shoot the profits and end up dead or in prison. you actually had to buy weed from a basehead? c'mon!! your just a bad judge of character.
 Quoting: astor


mother fucker please...

Do you see that lil pic that says where i'm from???

I live in a remote area, where finding a drug dealer that will supply me with drugs is like finding a free fuck...
 Quoting: Sphonisphere


potentior est virtus Dei Christus cogat peace
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my right nipple could make up a better story then this.
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You bought marijuana from crack heads? Imagine all the junk that could have been in your stuff.

I applause your strength. But marijuana helped put my husbands cancer into remission....he still has an edible one a week. Recommended by his doctor..who says "if the method works...leave it"

I also enjoy an edible every so often. But I am not a druggie. I mediate and pray daily, I work a full time job (as does my hubby) we are not lazy by any means. So yeah marijuana isn't comparable to crack. And regarding demons...I can pray and meditate while stoned. I do however buy our edibles at a pharmacy (California living)

But stay away from those crack heads
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You should have bought a fine bottle of wine and shared with them instead
Or maybe some good beer or food or whatever

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bump
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I see.
You would probably get the same reaction if you went to a car dealership to go hang out with the workers and drink their coffee.
 Quoting: lump under the carpet


no the guys at the car dealership are cool! their coffee aint that good though
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If not in the pot head click their jealous of you because you have potential.





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