Anything bottled with a lid or cork on it!

Oh, and alcoholics do not have FRIENDS either - just drinking buddies.

Your true friends will welcome you anytime and come when you call at 2am to get out of a ditch in the snow or out of jail.

That is the definition of a friend.

I have seen many guys at a bar after losing a job - and as soon as they weren't buying a round they were no better than a stray dog.

Addictive substances just have partners in crime - not friends.