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02/19/2014 07:46 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Congratulations you have been chosen to enter the Elite program known as "Medusa" Congratulations you have been chosen to enter the Elite program known as "Medusa" This life changing experience will be sure to teach you all sorts of new things but not only that it will give you the opportunity to teach the people of earth new and interesting things, and for you to have the opportunity to lead from afar. Firstly though i ask that you read the guidelines below and respond accordingly.
Once again congratulations on becoming a Colonist - The team at NASA.
. First: in order for you to begin your new life as a global leader at our Medusa facility on the moon we will need to produce proof of death. we can assist you with this act in great ways as you are a paying and a much valued client. We will take care of the Media side of things all you need to do is pack your bags and keep isolated for the next 72 hours.
. Second: as a reminder it is of the utmost importance that your Female spouse joins you on the Medusa program this is a prerequisite that we agreed upon, if your spouse is not up for the mission at hand one will be appointed to you on arrival to the Medusa facility. We have some lovely ladies up here that you may be interested in, please let us know if this is no longer a possibility anymore and we will send you our spousal program portfolio.
. Third: We ask that you drop all communications with friends and relatives this may seem like a hard task but attached to this secure email you will find hotel arrangements, flight details Shuttle boarding times and a list of preparations which are highly important for you to follow before you join us.
. Fourth: attached to this secured email is a contact number for your preparation guide, if you call this number a time and place will be scheduled for you to visit one of our Many facilities here in the USA to see one of our specialist doctors, for prerequisite flight vaccinations, medical and allergy assessment, our state of the art body scanning system will check your body for foreign contaminants, toxins and of course transmittable diseases.
. fifth: we ask that you fill out the checklist and assessment that has been attached to this email for prerequisite psychological evaluation, these questions have been designed to be easy for you to fill in, non time consuming and of course they give us a 98% accurate reading on your psychological standing which is a Necessity for anyone joining this program.
Last but certainly not least, Welcome to the Medusa program - The NASA team.
Supreme colonist DR Hopkins. Last Edited by Sphonisphere on 02/19/2014 08:23 AM |
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02/19/2014 08:16 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Congratulations you have been chosen to enter the Elite program known as "Medusa" what just happened to your thread about being invited by nasa to colonize the moon. it was addressed to paul I was reading it a few minutes ago and when I went to open the tab agin , this thread was in its place.
wtf? |
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02/19/2014 08:21 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Congratulations you have been chosen to enter the Elite program known as "Medusa" NASA Operation Medusa - Paul walkers invitation Sphonisphere 0 49 N/A today
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02/19/2014 08:28 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Congratulations you have been chosen to enter the Elite program known as "Medusa" ya, thats it |
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02/19/2014 08:57 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Congratulations you have been chosen to enter the Elite program known as "Medusa" so, just what are we looking at here? |
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02/19/2014 08:59 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Congratulations you have been chosen to enter the Elite program known as "Medusa" Sounds a lot like Charlie And The Chocolate Factory |
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02/19/2014 09:12 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Congratulations you have been chosen to enter the Elite program known as "Medusa"   :kkwapper: |
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02/19/2014 09:14 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Congratulations you have been chosen to enter the Elite program known as "Medusa" COLONist "The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women |
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02/19/2014 09:15 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Congratulations you have been chosen to enter the Elite program known as "Medusa" guess he forgot to mention
the IQ requirement of 140 |
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02/19/2014 09:19 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Congratulations you have been chosen to enter the Elite program known as "Medusa" Wanna know what these so called Elites gonna be in next lifetimes?. Stuck within 3rd dimensions as usual as all other Elites are now.  |
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02/19/2014 10:45 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Congratulations you have been chosen to enter the Elite program known as "Medusa" Oh yeah, I almost forgot to tell you. Don't pay any attention to that ROCK in your space helment. It's just there to help you transition to the atmosphere. (Apollo 18) |
