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Subject Winter Olympics Inspire Nationís Youth To Try Sports Their Parents Canít Afford
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Winter Olympics Inspire Nationís Youth To Try Sports Their Parents Canít Afford

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WASHINGTONó Inspired by the breathtaking acrobatics and death-defying high speeds of Winter Olympics events, the nationís youth were reportedly motivated this week to go out and try sports their parents could never possibly afford. ďCool, I canít wait to hit the slopes and do that,Ē said 15-year-old Davenport, IA resident Eric Wallace, echoing the sentiment of young people across the country whose families canít pay for the highly specialized equipment and clothing, beginner instructions at expensive training facilities, participation fees, extensive travel, lift tickets, or inevitable medical bills. ďItís going to be amazing when Iím flying across the snow and flipping around in the air like Shaun White.Ē

Though concerned about shelling out at least $3,000 before their children ever step foot on snow or ice, the nationís parents were reportedly excited about the money they would inevitably save when American youths immediately quit the sports after complaining they were too difficult.
 
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