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I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink

 
Burnett McSmirnoff , Esq.
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I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Every liquor store I go into has a gaggle of stupid bitches in the vodka section that look like they're about 17 years old.

Vodka is the only booze I really like. Am I going to sprout a vagina if I keep drinking it?
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Every liquor store I go into has a gaggle of stupid bitches in the vodka section that look like they're about 17 years old.

Vodka is the only booze I really like. Am I going to sprout a vagina if I keep drinking it?
 Quoting: Burnett McSmirnoff , Esq. 34272879


They are gonna get white girl wasted. If you sprout a vagina, I don't think it will be the vodka that causes it.

Vodka is manly.
But not as manly as moonshine.
or 150 proof spiced rum.
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02/21/2014 06:10 PM
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
seagrams vodka.

best vodka for the money. I drink it on ice.
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
I don't often drink vodka ...

But when I do ...

I can never remember the next 48 hours.

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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Every liquor store I go into has a gaggle of stupid bitches in the vodka section that look like they're about 17 years old.

Vodka is the only booze I really like. Am I going to sprout a vagina if I keep drinking it?
 Quoting: Burnett McSmirnoff , Esq. 34272879


You are using it wrong...Vodka is liquid panty remover.
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02/21/2014 06:13 PM
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Maybe it was because of Lady GaGa - Bad Romance (video). Naaaaah.
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02/21/2014 06:47 PM
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Vodka is the girliest liquor there is, next to wine coolers and four loko. A glass of warm booker's bourbon will make a man out of you.
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02/21/2014 06:51 PM
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Ron knows

[link to www.xojane.com]
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02/21/2014 06:52 PM
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
its shit only man drinks beer
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02/21/2014 06:53 PM
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whats with all the coconut /marshmallow /caramel vodka shit they make now???

that sounds disgusting.
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02/21/2014 06:54 PM
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
4 stars for the moniker, and a bonus point for the Esq at the end, haha

Vodka is manly, if you(a) drink it right out of the bag you bought it in or , (b) don't mix it with anything fruity ( ok too fruity) or , (c) consume the entire contents in one session.

Otherwise, it can be termed a hybrid drink, which is subject to abuse by guys who get manicures, teenage girls or other sit down pissers. This can result in sandy vagina syndrome for former manly consumers of said drink.
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
gets me laid, well, every time she drinks it.....
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02/21/2014 06:55 PM
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Here is what Vodka can fuel...

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02/21/2014 06:56 PM
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
its shit only man drinks beer
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beer's just piss the next morning from drinking vodka. it's even got the toilet bowl foam on top.
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Girls mostly drink it because it's the liquor with one of the lowest calorie contents.

Vodka is only good to me when it's in a Bloody Mary or Screwdriver.


I stick to my scotch and whiskey. Puts hair on my boobies. lol

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02/21/2014 07:02 PM
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Every liquor store I go into has a gaggle of stupid bitches in the vodka section that look like they're about 17 years old.

Vodka is the only booze I really like. Am I going to sprout a vagina if I keep drinking it?
 Quoting: Burnett McSmirnoff , Esq. 34272879


You are using it wrong...Vodka is liquid panty remover.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Then she sobers up and cries "rape" and he ends up doing time.
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02/21/2014 07:04 PM
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Girls mostly drink it because it's the liquor with one of the lowest calorie contents.

Vodka is only good to me when it's in a Bloody Mary or Screwdriver.


I stick to my scotch and whiskey. Puts hair on my boobies. lol

:fatcat:
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bounceb

Hairy boobs, FTW!
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
One good thing about vodka is that the hangovers are minimal. I drink Smirnoff the few times I drink.
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
whats with all the coconut /marshmallow /caramel vodka shit they make now???

that sounds disgusting.
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Those are for the females. Lower proof too.
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02/21/2014 07:07 PM
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Yes, in Soviet Russia Vodka is a manly drink.

Not over here.
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02/21/2014 07:08 PM
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
its shit only real men tokes weeds
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Fixed for you.
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02/21/2014 07:11 PM
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Oh but fuck no....I am STILL trying to account for last Sunday night when my car left me in the parking lot....
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Honestly I don't know any men who drink vodka... at least not as their first choice. That's typically what my "girl friends" drink (if you can call them that). Either that or Rum. As for advertising... I don't pay any fucking attention to that.
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Every liquor store I go into has a gaggle of stupid bitches in the vodka section that look like they're about 17 years old.

Vodka is the only booze I really like. Am I going to sprout a vagina if I keep drinking it?
 Quoting: Burnett McSmirnoff , Esq. 34272879


The only thing better than a drunk 17 year-old is TEN drunk 17 year-olds!!!

gimme!
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02/21/2014 07:16 PM
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Vodka rocks is the preferred drink of hard-core alcoholics everywhere!

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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Every liquor store I go into has a gaggle of stupid bitches in the vodka section that look like they're about 17 years old.

Vodka is the only booze I really like. Am I going to sprout a vagina if I keep drinking it?
 Quoting: Burnett McSmirnoff , Esq. 34272879


You are using it wrong...Vodka is liquid panty remover.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Then she sobers up and cries "rape" and he ends up doing time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16185977


Sad but true!
:smokin1:
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02/21/2014 07:21 PM
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Everclear is not sold where I am. I always wondered if that would taste like vodka. That is like pure grain alcohol.
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02/21/2014 07:22 PM
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Honestly I don't know any men who drink vodka... at least not as their first choice. That's typically what my "girl friends" drink (if you can call them that). Either that or Rum. As for advertising... I don't pay any fucking attention to that.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Men drink gin or peated scotch. Period. The Scotch must cost more than $50 per .75l and the gin must cost more than $30 per .75l

White trash idiots drink bourbon. Chicks and Russians drink vodka.

A classy man can drink Cognac on occasion, but it must cost at least $50 per .75l
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Every liquor store I go into has a gaggle of stupid bitches in the vodka section that look like they're about 17 years old.

Vodka is the only booze I really like. Am I going to sprout a vagina if I keep drinking it?
 Quoting: Burnett McSmirnoff , Esq. 34272879


You are using it wrong...Vodka is liquid panty remover.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Then she sobers up and cries "rape" and he ends up doing time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16185977


Um, in my experience she wakes up and I buy her breakfast...

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02/21/2014 07:24 PM
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Yes, in Soviet Russia Vodka is a manly drink.

Not over here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54688971


In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks YOU!
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02/21/2014 07:28 PM
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Re: I thought vodka was supposed to be a manly drink
Honestly I don't know any men who drink vodka... at least not as their first choice. That's typically what my "girl friends" drink (if you can call them that). Either that or Rum. As for advertising... I don't pay any fucking attention to that.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Men drink gin or peated scotch. Period. The Scotch must cost more than $50 per .75l and the gin must cost more than $30 per .75l

White trash idiots drink bourbon. Chicks and Russians drink vodka.

A classy man can drink Cognac on occasion, but it must cost at least $50 per .75l
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54693172


cruise





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