4 stars for the moniker, and a bonus point for the Esq at the end, haha

Vodka is manly, if you(a) drink it right out of the bag you bought it in or , (b) don't mix it with anything fruity ( ok too fruity) or , (c) consume the entire contents in one session.

Otherwise, it can be termed a hybrid drink, which is subject to abuse by guys who get manicures, teenage girls or other sit down pissers. This can result in sandy vagina syndrome for former manly consumers of said drink.