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Anonymous Coward User ID: 50727568 Canada 02/21/2014 06:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Every liquor store I go into has a gaggle of stupid bitches in the vodka section that look like they're about 17 years old. Quoting: Burnett McSmirnoff , Esq. 34272879 Vodka is the only booze I really like. Am I going to sprout a vagina if I keep drinking it? They are gonna get white girl wasted. If you sprout a vagina, I don't think it will be the vodka that causes it. Vodka is manly. But not as manly as moonshine. or 150 proof spiced rum. |
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BRIEF User ID: 381742 United States 02/21/2014 06:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Every liquor store I go into has a gaggle of stupid bitches in the vodka section that look like they're about 17 years old. Quoting: Burnett McSmirnoff , Esq. 34272879 Vodka is the only booze I really like. Am I going to sprout a vagina if I keep drinking it? You are using it wrong...Vodka is liquid panty remover. I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 30635704 Canada 02/21/2014 06:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Vodka is manly, if you(a) drink it right out of the bag you bought it in or , (b) don't mix it with anything fruity ( ok too fruity) or , (c) consume the entire contents in one session. Otherwise, it can be termed a hybrid drink, which is subject to abuse by guys who get manicures, teenage girls or other sit down pissers. This can result in sandy vagina syndrome for former manly consumers of said drink. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 16185977 United States 02/21/2014 07:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Every liquor store I go into has a gaggle of stupid bitches in the vodka section that look like they're about 17 years old. Quoting: Burnett McSmirnoff , Esq. 34272879 Vodka is the only booze I really like. Am I going to sprout a vagina if I keep drinking it? You are using it wrong...Vodka is liquid panty remover. Then she sobers up and cries "rape" and he ends up doing time. |
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Stoned Goddess User ID: 51275820 Canada 02/21/2014 07:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Honestly I don't know any men who drink vodka... at least not as their first choice. That's typically what my "girl friends" drink (if you can call them that). Either that or Rum. As for advertising... I don't pay any fucking attention to that. :smokin1: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 54693172 United States 02/21/2014 07:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Every liquor store I go into has a gaggle of stupid bitches in the vodka section that look like they're about 17 years old. Quoting: Burnett McSmirnoff , Esq. 34272879 Vodka is the only booze I really like. Am I going to sprout a vagina if I keep drinking it? The only thing better than a drunk 17 year-old is TEN drunk 17 year-olds!!! gimme! |
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Stoned Goddess User ID: 51275820 Canada 02/21/2014 07:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Every liquor store I go into has a gaggle of stupid bitches in the vodka section that look like they're about 17 years old. Quoting: Burnett McSmirnoff , Esq. 34272879 Vodka is the only booze I really like. Am I going to sprout a vagina if I keep drinking it? You are using it wrong...Vodka is liquid panty remover. Then she sobers up and cries "rape" and he ends up doing time. Sad but true! :smokin1: |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 54693172 United States 02/21/2014 07:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Honestly I don't know any men who drink vodka... at least not as their first choice. That's typically what my "girl friends" drink (if you can call them that). Either that or Rum. As for advertising... I don't pay any fucking attention to that. Quoting: Stoned Goddess Men drink gin or peated scotch. Period. The Scotch must cost more than $50 per .75l and the gin must cost more than $30 per .75l White trash idiots drink bourbon. Chicks and Russians drink vodka. A classy man can drink Cognac on occasion, but it must cost at least $50 per .75l |
BRIEF User ID: 39607259 United States 02/21/2014 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Every liquor store I go into has a gaggle of stupid bitches in the vodka section that look like they're about 17 years old. Quoting: Burnett McSmirnoff , Esq. 34272879 Vodka is the only booze I really like. Am I going to sprout a vagina if I keep drinking it? You are using it wrong...Vodka is liquid panty remover. Then she sobers up and cries "rape" and he ends up doing time. Um, in my experience she wakes up and I buy her breakfast... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 54680013 United Kingdom 02/21/2014 07:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Honestly I don't know any men who drink vodka... at least not as their first choice. That's typically what my "girl friends" drink (if you can call them that). Either that or Rum. As for advertising... I don't pay any fucking attention to that. Quoting: Stoned Goddess Men drink gin or peated scotch. Period. The Scotch must cost more than $50 per .75l and the gin must cost more than $30 per .75l White trash idiots drink bourbon. Chicks and Russians drink vodka. A classy man can drink Cognac on occasion, but it must cost at least $50 per .75l |