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Plants have feelings..? have memory, respond to pain, human drugs & even telepathically. Drop that Salad & check out these experiments!

 
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Just wondering - what the hell is left to eat?

Bread? no that comes from grains - those are plants I think..not sure could be Monsanto Monsters

Rocks. We can eat Rocks.
Unless they are 'Pet Rocks' that would be inhumane.
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Your own Buggers and Piss...Man up and be enlightened, all the retards are doing it. It's going to set you free.

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Oh shit....that photo, do you see the freedom now??

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What if they do? Are we supposed to stop eating plants? Stop eating cows, pigs, fish? Does wheat have souls? Are air molecules "alive" because they move? Stop eating meats, veggies and quit breathing! SAVE THE PLANET!
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ya know the more I mull this over - this might interfere with my beer consumption

A sacrifice will need to be made then.

The plants must die.
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I read in High Times years ago that pot plants make more THC if you beat off in front of them.
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should they have the right to vote?....
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OOO..KKKKKK...


Plants have feelings, moods and desires....

So do cows. I'm still going to eat them.

To survive on this planet you have to eat. You also have to eat the life force of another living being, be they plant or animal.

A plant is alive, happy and healthy and ready to spawn more of its kind. Then you come along and cut it off at it's base and eat it's life force.

We do the same with animals.

In this reality, in order to survive you must consume the life force of another.

All humans are vampires on this planet. We must consume life to live.

Simple but true,
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Excuse me mr plant warrior but noone ever fucking said anything about eating plants or being vegetarian or anything of that sort for that fucking matter. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU USELESS PILE OF COW BILE for fuck sakes.
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Having a Ph.D in Botany i can tell you plants do have feelings, but not in terms of pain, love, empathy and so on..They do not express emotion. It is also true that forests are mass organisms. They do not have memory in terms of brains,they have memory in terms of elasticity.Plants can even heal and regenerate cells.

As I stated above forests are connected as one living organism and study's I have done show that patch's of the same plant can and do communicate but only as groups of the same organism. ALL PLANTS put out their own radio frequency. If you have the same group or crop of corn they are on the same frequency yet their frequency will differ from other types of corn..

Music will help plants grow.
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Does this type of music help plants grow?:

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cool post OP! I always laugh at vegans/vegetarians who choose to ride a high-horse, because I always knew this was true.

i think it's okay to eat meat as long as you thank the creature it came from, and are grateful for the nourishment it supplies you.

our world is built on things eating other things, though, for sure if these were older times or if I grew up country style, I would initially have a hard time slaughtering an animal that I'd raised
This is all a joke!!
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Just a small note...

You are beyond 100% right!

And as for all those BS flags....

Please remember this:

They are ALL from BS Artists!
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Having a Ph.D in Botany i can tell you plants do have feelings, but not in terms of pain, love, empathy and so on..They do not express emotion. It is also true that forests are mass organisms. They do not have memory in terms of brains,they have memory in terms of elasticity.Plants can even heal and regenerate cells.

As I stated above forests are connected as one living organism and study's I have done show that patch's of the same plant can and do communicate but only as groups of the same organism. ALL PLANTS put out their own radio frequency. If you have the same group or crop of corn they are on the same frequency yet their frequency will differ from other types of corn..

Music will help plants grow.
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Does this type of music help plants grow?:


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:moshplant:
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should they have the right to vote?....
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Who would they vote for? Mr. Potato Head?
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Just a small note...

You are beyond 100% right!

And as for all those BS flags....

Please remember this:

They are ALL from BS Artists!
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Now what am j suppose to eat???????
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Chemicals.
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I have a feeling that cannabis has a hard time with the memory part.
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Re: Plants have feelings..? have memory, respond to pain, human drugs & even telepathically. Drop that Salad & check out these experiments!
Just wondering - what the hell is left to eat?

Bread? no that comes from grains - those are plants I think..not sure could be Monsanto Monsters

Rocks. We can eat Rocks.
Unless they are 'Pet Rocks' that would be inhumane.
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My name is Patrick. I work fully time at a front desk of a Hilton property in North Carolina. I exert immense amounts of energy daily by way of expressing myself, which is loving and kind, and being open and endearing to all that I encounter, and who may or may not be guests in my hotel. I extend my gratitude as friendliness. I express my love for life as love for each person. My compassion and understanding are evident in my demeanor, and my glow is one that is undeniable. Daily I am reminded by guests of my hotel, which are many and varied in ideologies and personalities, that I am so lovely, happy, gracious, and kind. I do not do any of this with farce happiness or faux friendliness. My kindness is not for buying, and nor is my heart. My simplicity is what helps shape me, and my understanding is what helps create me. I am an ultimately spiritual person, existing in no deception or untruthfulness. I am the way. I am the truth. I am a being of true light, and my light radiates out into all those around me, daily, whomever it may be that interact with me. I am there, and you cannot deny my love and glow.

Last year I took it upon myself to prove to no one but myself that sensory existence may seem real, but all predetermined "truths" or "absolutes" are just expanding elaborations of universal laws. Therefore I am nothing but a speculation of mind, a conglomerate of sounds. I am just one thing. WIth this I pledged to not eat or drink water for as long as I could, but the catch was the moment I became ill, or felt even slightly off, I would deem it failure for to gain the knowledge I seeked all must have been perfectly aligned and in way with my liberation from food and drink. Any deviation would bring me to square one, as I would have to then locate the source of the blockage, and well of course no one likes wasting time.

I didn't eat food for one month. I didn't drink any water but a cup every 5 or 6 days. I would have gone no water at all, but five or six days was a lot for me, as I'm still young and learning. I felt incredible the entire time, and by incredible I mean I was ecstatic! I had more energy than usual, and it had to do with how happy I was, and how I didn't allow this thing called "rules" get in my way. I dedicated and did the research. I took it upon myself the hard tasks. And I proved to myself you don't have to eat if you are spiritually enlightened enough. There's always room for growth.

Humans don't need all the shit you believe them to. Humans can do things beyond what you believe. Humans are ultimately powerful beings limited by lack of belief. We've all been distorted and misled. Don't listen with your mouth, listen with your ears. Don't look with your eyes, look with your mind. What you see and have been taught will deceive you. Only you can mold your own perception, and perception dictates reality so get to perceiving! Peace.
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I don't give two shits and a squirt of piss where you work. And all that crap you spewed you act like you're the first one to figure it out. :fullretard1:
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What if they do? Are we supposed to stop eating plants? Stop eating cows, pigs, fish? Does wheat have souls? Are air molecules "alive" because they move? Stop eating meats, veggies and quit breathing! SAVE THE PLANET!
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ya know the more I mull this over - this might interfere with my beer consumption

A sacrifice will need to be made then.

The plants must die.
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But you know when it really comes down to it, Dude, it's either Beer or die. rofl
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At least meat eaters kill their meat before they eat it. Vegans could telepathically discuss things with their salad as they are chewing it.
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[youtube] [link to m.youtube.com]
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cool post OP! I always laugh at vegans/vegetarians who choose to ride a high-horse, because I always knew this was true.

i think it's okay to eat meat as long as you thank the creature it came from, and are grateful for the nourishment it supplies you.

our world is built on things eating other things, though, for sure if these were older times or if I grew up country style, I would initially have a hard time slaughtering an animal that I'd raised
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Sure, it's a food chain thing, and we are only higher up on it.

The difference is, that when you eat an animal,
you are eating something closer to the likeness of yourself scared

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Every living matter on earth has Life, and life is given by one source energy, the main energy from which all matters takes shape. this energy comes out from core of earth, which Nicola Tesla discovered as Free Energy, Aether!. this energy rules everything, every atom inside the magnetic atmosphere of earth. everything which takes birth is from this Aether energy and it will be connected with each other through aether and also will have qualities which all living organisms have inorder to experience LIFE. plants and animals may be alternative food for humans, but due to the wall standing between technical bran and true spiritual brain everything has been disconnected from the one source energy, the doors from where one source energy springs out are closed by pyramids! so everyone is now more of a technical minded then spiritually connected minded. great evil rules this planets and its inhabitants, for their own royalty & technical minded belief system.
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What if they do? Are we supposed to stop eating plants? Stop eating cows, pigs, fish? Does wheat have souls? Are air molecules "alive" because they move? Stop eating meats, veggies and quit breathing! SAVE THE PLANET!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54742057


You're (not just you - I've seen a lot of people say something similar in this thread) missing a large piece of the puzzle.

Everything natural in this world exists to feed something else, in some way - to facilitate the birth and death cycle.

Perhaps everything natural has consciousness?

Then maybe we should lighten ourselves of the load that the consumption of anything "natural" is bad (I'm not talking about poisonous, I'm talking "evil"). Enlighten ourselves to the truth that we're all one thing, feasting on itself and birthing itself every millisecond of every day. And our duty is to love something and care for it until we consume it, as we are meant to do.

The problem isn't eating animals or plants after we kill them. The problem is how we treat our animals and plants while they are alive.
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At least meat eaters kill their meat before they eat it. Vegans could telepathically discuss things with their salad as they are chewing it.
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Yes. As they are chewing their plant friends and pooping them out they could tell them how sorry they are for killing them.

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This world is a hell. Life consumes life in order to survive it is an evil system. Even plants kill each other through competition.
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better back to meat then
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This world is a hell. Life consumes life in order to survive it is an evil system. Even plants kill each other through competition.
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All people should know better than to act like plants.
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Every living matter on earth has Life, and life is given by one source energy, the main energy from which all matters takes shape. this energy comes out from core of earth, which Nicola Tesla discovered as Free Energy, Aether!. this energy rules everything, every atom inside the magnetic atmosphere of earth. everything which takes birth is from this Aether energy and it will be connected with each other through aether and also will have qualities which all living organisms have inorder to experience LIFE. plants and animals may be alternative food for humans, but due to the wall standing between technical bran and true spiritual brain everything has been disconnected from the one source energy, the doors from where one source energy springs out are closed by pyramids! so everyone is now more of a technical minded then spiritually connected minded. great evil rules this planets and its inhabitants, for their own royalty & technical minded belief system.
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I agree. But closed by the pyramids how?
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Now what am j suppose to eat???????
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Chemicals.
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Which chemicals are the healthiest?
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Oh great, now the vegans and vegetarians won't have anything to eat! Let them eat dirt maybe? Wait, they can't because of all the precious microbes that live in the dirt...shoot well there goes that golden idea. People and all animals consume the life force of other animals to maintain life, it is just the earthly way. Pretty much anything you eat is or was once alive, and I honestly don't think there is much difference between eating a plant or an animal because they were both just as important as the other.

Vegans are a peculiar bunch though, back in high school I was dating this cute little hippie vegan chick while trying to get closer to her best friend who was smokin' hot. Anyway, one day we stopped by my friends house and I sat down on his couch so I could roll up a fatty...as she went to sit down with me the cover came off the cushion and she saw that it was a leather couch!

She jumped up and started to throw an absolute FIT. Then she started crying hysterically and kept saying "I was sitting on the poor dead cow! Oh my God I sat on the dead cow!". I told her hey hun, that cow has been dead for about 10,20 years at this point I don't really think he minds too much that you sat on him. It was an old ass couch.
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Oh great, now the vegans and vegetarians won't have anything to eat! Let them eat dirt maybe? Wait, they can't because of all the precious microbes that live in the dirt...shoot well there goes that golden idea. People and all animals consume the life force of other animals to maintain life, it is just the earthly way. Pretty much anything you eat is or was once alive, and I honestly don't think there is much difference between eating a plant or an animal because they were both just as important as the other.

Vegans are a peculiar bunch though, back in high school I was dating this cute little hippie vegan chick while trying to get closer to her best friend who was smokin' hot. Anyway, one day we stopped by my friends house and I sat down on his couch so I could roll up a fatty...as she went to sit down with me the cover came off the cushion and she saw that it was a leather couch!

She jumped up and started to throw an absolute FIT. Then she started crying hysterically and kept saying "I was sitting on the poor dead cow! Oh my God I sat on the dead cow!". I told her hey hun, that cow has been dead for about 10,20 years at this point I don't really think he minds too much that you sat on him. It was an old ass couch.
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She sounds like a good bang. Nothing more.cruise