Smart phone zombies and the dumbing down of society through social media. | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 54889882 United States 02/26/2014 10:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For a mere 2 year contract, everyone got an added bonus, their very own personal bubble to live in. When I see a zombie walking with head buried in the phone, I aim for them to see if they'll look up in time before we collide. If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say only about 40% change their course or even notice. Most do apologize, though, which is a bit of a surprise. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 20476602 United States 02/26/2014 10:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For a mere 2 year contract, everyone got an added bonus, their very own personal bubble to live in. Quoting: Fret Wiz When I see a zombie walking with head buried in the phone, I aim for them to see if they'll look up in time before we collide. If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say only about 40% change their course or even notice. Most do apologize, though, which is a bit of a surprise. yes bro,, these people are the closest things to real life zombies ive ever seen.. disgusting . |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 20476602 United States 02/26/2014 10:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Someday your face might appear on the screens of these devices with a flashing cash bounty number, granted for any reliable information given out to take you down. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54886610 exactly.. who know what they are REALLY up to and whats REALLY going on here...but i know one thing..it stinks of conspiracy. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 54886610 France 02/26/2014 10:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Someday your face might appear on the screens of these devices with a flashing cash bounty number, granted for any reliable information given out to take you down. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54886610 exactly.. who know what they are REALLY up to and whats REALLY going on here...but i know one thing..it stinks of conspiracy. Yep broken remote zombies would track you down to get the bounty, regardless if you're a real hero, innocent, the wrong profile or whatever obvious flaws a zombie cannot figure out anymore... |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 20476602 United States 02/26/2014 10:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I noticed this a lot, seem's like they have to use the phone to walk, talk and drive. Could this be the way of the walking dead and zombies? I got a friendly ride from a freak cop, he looked 'dead' and he used his phone to look at a picture of a "Dog", like it gave him energy!!! Quoting: rfpaul i dunno dude.. all i know is shits gettin real fuckin weird |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 54805136 United States 02/26/2014 10:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Go ANYWHERE and i mean fucking anywhere and you will find that at least 80 % of the people around you are either talkin on their phones, texting, or doing some other "smart phone" bullshit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20476602 I personally think this shit was planned and is being executed in a very sinister way. It is like people have no soul's or control over their little toys they like to play with. The world has become so disgustingly overwhelmed by technology that nobody even cares about real shit anymore. I hope , for the sake of humanity that a huge ass SOLAR FLARE DOES take out the power grid and satellites . Imagine what would happen... BILLIONS of tech zombies would suddenly have nothing to do and would have to re-adapt their entire lives.. but this is a good thing. For all you religious retards.. this is your so called "mark of the beast" I would say 95% |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 20476602 United States 02/26/2014 10:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Go ANYWHERE and i mean fucking anywhere and you will find that at least 80 % of the people around you are either talkin on their phones, texting, or doing some other "smart phone" bullshit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20476602 I personally think this shit was planned and is being executed in a very sinister way. It is like people have no soul's or control over their little toys they like to play with. The world has become so disgustingly overwhelmed by technology that nobody even cares about real shit anymore. I hope , for the sake of humanity that a huge ass SOLAR FLARE DOES take out the power grid and satellites . Imagine what would happen... BILLIONS of tech zombies would suddenly have nothing to do and would have to re-adapt their entire lives.. but this is a good thing. For all you religious retards.. this is your so called "mark of the beast" I would say 95% probably so..i dont get out too much because i dont have a license.. but from what im seeing out there , i'd rather stay in. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 54890444 Portugal 02/26/2014 10:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I noticed this a lot, seem's like they have to use the phone to walk, talk and drive. Could this be the way of the walking dead and zombies? I got a friendly ride from a freak cop, he looked 'dead' and he used his phone to look at a picture of a "Dog", like it gave him energy!!! Quoting: rfpaul The momentum of the mass is too high. You cannot stand in front of a stampeding herd. Step aside and let them pass. A new world is forming. Use your energy to work for it. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 20476602 United States 02/26/2014 10:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I went walking around the lake last weekend - there were two deer right by the pathway. A girl walks by talking on her cell. She was talking super loud because like most on the cells they really want you to think they are important and they believe everyone is interested in what they are saying. She was telling someone how much she loved getting outdoors and whoever it was should come with her sometime - "there's a lake and it's really pretty and I even see deer and stuff all the time"...she never even saw the two deer standing less than 15 feet away from her in plain sight. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47188443 perfect example of what i mean. times this story by at least one billion, probably more, and the big picture is fucking mind blowing |
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TastyThoughts User ID: 39561486 United States 02/26/2014 10:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For a mere 2 year contract, everyone got an added bonus, their very own personal bubble to live in. Quoting: Fret Wiz When I see a zombie walking with head buried in the phone, I aim for them to see if they'll look up in time before we collide. If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say only about 40% change their course or even notice. Most do apologize, though, which is a bit of a surprise. "They cannot see what's-up if They are looking down." (TastyThoughts) "They cannot see what's-up if They are looking down." (TastyThoughts) "Something is smelly! Something is smelly, like an old barnacle encrusted shoe washing ashore in the middle of summer." (TastyThoughts) "Yes happy Earth day. Now go tell the wicked to stop damaging the Human Species therefore/and the Earth; For, they are discombobulating the entire Universe and upsetting the Most High God." (TastyThoughts) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 54890444 Portugal 02/26/2014 10:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sign of the times. It won't last long, though. Stop worrying, let go of this "civilization". Start preparing the new world to come. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54890444 not only will it last, it will get much worse. it needs to be stopped now, before its too late Oops, I replyed to the wrong post... Yes, it will get worse for some time. The momentum of the mass is too high. You cannot stand in front of a stampeding herd. Step aside and let them pass. A new world is forming. Use your energy to work for it. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47188443 United States 02/26/2014 11:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And then you get the minivans in front of you swerving lane to lane, going 2mph with the head up their ass. You finally get an opportunity to pass them, look over and it's parents up front yacking on cell phones - not to each other - or on ipads, they have the 3 video screens in the van playing some movie as their 6 kids squirm around - gives you a nice, safe feeling about your fellow man doesn't it? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 54805136 United States 02/26/2014 11:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I noticed this a lot, seem's like they have to use the phone to walk, talk and drive. Could this be the way of the walking dead and zombies? I got a friendly ride from a freak cop, he looked 'dead' and he used his phone to look at a picture of a "Dog", like it gave him energy!!! Quoting: rfpaul The momentum of the mass is too high. You cannot stand in front of a stampeding herd. Step aside and let them pass. A new world is forming. Use your energy to work for it. You are wise. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 20476602 United States 02/26/2014 11:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sign of the times. It won't last long, though. Stop worrying, let go of this "civilization". Start preparing the new world to come. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54890444 not only will it last, it will get much worse. it needs to be stopped now, before its too late Oops, I replyed to the wrong post... Yes, it will get worse for some time. The momentum of the mass is too high. You cannot stand in front of a stampeding herd. Step aside and let them pass. A new world is forming. Use your energy to work for it. i seperate myself from the herd mostly. i puke every morning when i wake up because im so fucking disgusted by what the world has become it literally makes me physically ill. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 20476602 United States 02/26/2014 11:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sign of the times. It won't last long, though. Stop worrying, let go of this "civilization". Start preparing the new world to come. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54890444 not only will it last, it will get much worse. it needs to be stopped now, before its too late Oops, I replyed to the wrong post... Yes, it will get worse for some time. The momentum of the mass is too high. You cannot stand in front of a stampeding herd. Step aside and let them pass. A new world is forming. Use your energy to work for it. i seperate myself from the herd mostly. i puke every morning when i wake up because im so fucking disgusted by what the world has become it literally makes me physically ill. and im only 29 fuckin years old.. thats the bad part |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 20476602 United States 02/26/2014 11:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sign of the times. It won't last long, though. Stop worrying, let go of this "civilization". Start preparing the new world to come. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54890444 5 star comment. 5 star thread. It's epidemic. It's unreal. I refuse to become one of them. of course it is.. anybody that gives less than 5 stars to an observation of this magnitude is obviously one of them |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 54890444 Portugal 02/26/2014 11:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sign of the times. It won't last long, though. Stop worrying, let go of this "civilization". Start preparing the new world to come. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54890444 not only will it last, it will get much worse. it needs to be stopped now, before its too late Oops, I replyed to the wrong post... Yes, it will get worse for some time. The momentum of the mass is too high. You cannot stand in front of a stampeding herd. Step aside and let them pass. A new world is forming. Use your energy to work for it. i seperate myself from the herd mostly. i puke every morning when i wake up because im so fucking disgusted by what the world has become it literally makes me physically ill. Once upon a time... i felt like you. I still do, from time to time, but just for a moment. Don't let them do this to you! Let go of what is dying, help the birth of the new! Help is needed here! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 20476602 United States 02/26/2014 11:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20476602 not only will it last, it will get much worse. it needs to be stopped now, before its too late Oops, I replyed to the wrong post... Yes, it will get worse for some time. The momentum of the mass is too high. You cannot stand in front of a stampeding herd. Step aside and let them pass. A new world is forming. Use your energy to work for it. i seperate myself from the herd mostly. i puke every morning when i wake up because im so fucking disgusted by what the world has become it literally makes me physically ill. Once upon a time... i felt like you. I still do, from time to time, but just for a moment. Don't let them do this to you! Let go of what is dying, help the birth of the new! Help is needed here! man i hope you are right. i wanna believe shit will change, i really do. |