just went to an AA meeting and told everyone I've been sober for 1000 years!

Not that I believe you, but for the sake of conversation...why did you do this?

Because I got a kick out of it

You should hide out in a bar while it blows over, they'd never think of looking in one for you.

So, what, you turned up to an AA meeting, said something stupid and then ran out giggling? What a fun life you lead.

No doubt, they all think you now fell off the wagon again.

Interesting. So, was it because you were mocking them? Or were you simply just proud because you've never been drunk? Or was it mostly just to see their reactions?

Seriously, you made the statement...I'm just trying to understand what pleasure anyone could get from doing this.

Well I was drunk when I did it, and everyone got very serious it was absolutely hilarious to me.

I have a giant dick by the way...

Hmm, just not seeing the humor in it I guess. Well, I'm glad you had a great time. Please be sure to give us an update next time you do something so amazingly cool.

OK

Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

It isn't much of a stretch to realize you are a giant dick BTW. Glad to see you admit it.

You're a real jerk kirk. I bet you my dad could beat your dads ass!

You're not a bad person, you're just old.

Your mom

NO....I find this funny....And i don't know why...

I have to say, so do I....thanks for posting that!

Why a 1000 years, i dont get it, how old are u claiming to be?

You Arabs are really dense....

since mine is dead I don't think it would be much of a contest.

As much as I want to keep being a jackass...I'm sorry for your loss I'll stop posting now

You aren't a bad person for bullshitting bullshitters.

I would like to know what the reason the courts mandated you to go to AA.

Your obviously there against your will. DUI? Drunk in public? Drugs?

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