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I Was A Child Actor on The 'Barney' Show and That Purple Bastard Isn't What He Seems

 
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My granddaughter always hated Barney. Now an adult, she still cringes if I mention that show.
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So hes NOT a reptilian Pedophile?
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Thread: Son of Barney The Purple Dinosaur Creator Shoots Someone

Did u know this guy?
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I am sorry he did that to u mac

This explains a lot

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Last Edited by Astral Goat on 03/23/2014 12:30 PM
They figured out a long time ago that its much easier to control people when we're all watching the same TV shows, listening to the same radio stations, going to the same movies, looking at the same billboards, eating the same food, and speaking the same language...

:music: [link to nextgenfmradio.com]
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"Are you saying he is/was a sex prevert?"

Are you saying he is, AC?

You know it's some guy in a costume, right?

Dinosaurs had pea brains and couldn't dance.

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I am sorry he did that to u mac

This explains a lot

cruise
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Well, he does say that he stayed on for 3 years so evidently he didn't mind too badly.


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Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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"My granddaughter always hated Barney. Now an adult, she still cringes if I mention that show."

Yup, we call it PTBS.

Keep her away from television and, in the name of all that's good and holy, don't let her watch "The Color Purple" (at the very least, to keep her free from that deceiver Oprah).
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"I am sorry he did that to u mac

This explains a lot"

lol

No worries, goat.

Are you still beating, billy?
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"Well, he does say that he stayed on for 3 years so evidently he didn't mind too badly."

God, you're cleaver, err, clever.

Quick and Nimble.

Like a goat.
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You know it was a guy in a costume....right?
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Why....in all the time you've been here...have you still not learned to use the quote button? Or do you just not like the quote button? Is there something wrong with our quote button?
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Using the Quote button makes things easier to read and we know which AC posted the comment. However, some people are just ornery and like to march to the beat of their own personal out-of-step drummer. My ex-boyfriend is like that and thinks he's "perfect" and oh so clever, doesn't care about other people, just does his own thing, goes through life with blinders on. Just sayin'.
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"Using the Quote button makes things easier to read and we know which AC posted the comment. However, some people are just ornery and like to march to the beat of their own personal out-of-step drummer. My ex-boyfriend is like that and thinks he's "perfect" and oh so clever, doesn't care about other people, just does his own thing, goes through life.."

Do you know what a 'tell' is in poker, socky?

You've got about five in your graph above.

What the fuck, did your supervisors call out sick after a big night with the Morgan David last night?

Jeez, at least make it worth my while.
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Thread: They will push technology down your child's throat
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I hate you

You hate me

We're a dysfunctional family

A shot rang out and a body hit the floor

No more purple dinosaur
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"Using the Quote button makes things easier to read and we know which AC posted the comment. However, some people are just ornery and like to march to the beat of their own personal out-of-step drummer. My ex-boyfriend is like that and thinks he's "perfect" and oh so clever, doesn't care about other people, just does his own thing, goes through life.."

Do you know what a 'tell' is in poker, socky?

You've got about five in your graph above.

What the fuck, did your supervisors call out sick after a big night with the Morgan David last night?

Jeez, at least make it worth my while.
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I love you, You love me, OP loved the sodomy..
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Tee hee
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I watched him on PBS, Am I Infected ??

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"Suffering from Barney induced anal leakage?

He must have reamed that sphincter out to triple size?"

Tsk.

You twisted fuck.

Who thinks about a guy in a nine foot tall purple dinosaur costume buggering a kid?

Are you still smelling toilet seats?

You sick fuck.
 Quoting: BxMac


twas your allusion. If you didn't mean to infer that maybe you should brush up your English skills.
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"Suffering from Barney induced anal leakage?

He must have reamed that sphincter out to triple size?"

Tsk.

You twisted fuck.

Who thinks about a guy in a nine foot tall purple dinosaur costume buggering a kid?

Are you still smelling toilet seats?

You sick fuck.
 Quoting: BxMac


Spill the beans or stfu

bushfing

Why is this bullshit even pinned?
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I hate you

You hate me

We're a dysfunctional family

A shot rang out and a body hit the floor

No more purple dinosaur
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the prize for weirdness is still held by Pee Wee Herman.
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Re: I Was A Child Actor on The 'Barney' Show and That Purple Bastard Isn't What He Seems
"Suffering from Barney induced anal leakage?

He must have reamed that sphincter out to triple size?"

Tsk.

You twisted fuck.

Who thinks about a guy in a nine foot tall purple dinosaur costume buggering a kid?

Are you still smelling toilet seats?

You sick fuck.
 Quoting: BxMac


twas your allusion. If you didn't mean to infer that maybe you should brush up your English skills.
 Quoting: Kirk


Exactly! And he's the one who said he stuck around for 3 years of it, too.

So what exactly is the complaint against Barney? He is after all a cartoon character and not even a real person.


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One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy
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I was wondering why you're so off OP, now I know.
Thanks for sharing, now I can somewhat sympathize for you.
Guess you're just a product of you're environment.
Not trying to be mean if it comes off that way.
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Worked for three years on that dinosaur's show singing, dancing, and smiling like a monk in an opium den. There's a lot shit going down on that Texas set.

Let me just say, when that purple bastard started singing, "Ha, ha, he, hee, hee, hee come-on get silly and laugh with me..,." we hauled ass in the other direction.

"Because you are special......"
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Sure ya were!
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Sounds like you miss Barney tickling your nether regions.....supergay44
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I. Find this thread very disturbing. Makes me cringe. My kids never liked the show too. They thought it was gay. Only certain children watched it and had bought toys of those characters. These were mostly born again parents allowing their kids to watch it, until the dark secret of the teletubbies came out, the one with the trianle and purse teletubbie which was gay.
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Worked for three years on that dinosaur's show singing, dancing, and smiling like a monk in an opium den. There's a lot shit going down on that Texas set.

Let me just say, when that purple bastard started singing, "Ha, ha, he, hee, hee, hee come-on get silly and laugh with me..,." we hauled ass in the other direction.

"Because you are special......"
 Quoting: BxMac

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So that tooth brush blow job kid was just rehearsing then?
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