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I Was A Child Actor on The 'Barney' Show and That Purple Bastard Isn't What He Seems

 
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I hope you managed to avoid getting sodomized by the homosaurus?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17995660


Unless, of course, that was the objective of staying around for 3 years. In that case, nevermind.


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One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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"That's about the Bush's Scottish Terrier Barney and has zilch to do with the purple dinosaur Barney, ffs."

lol

Probing. Insightful. Clever.

Sharp as a Play-Doh.

Now I know why the bird is so blue.

"I'll see your Barney and raise you a Bush Barney dog."

lol

Can't make this shit up.
 Quoting: BxMac


So tell me, oh wise one, what does the Bush's dog have to do with the cartoon dinosaur?

You are correct. I do NOT follow that line of thinking.

How about Barney Fife on Andy Griffin? Is he also involved?

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Last Edited by Bluebird on 03/23/2014 02:47 PM
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy
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"That's about the Bush's Scottish Terrier Barney and has zilch to do with the purple dinosaur Barney, ffs."

lol

Probing. Insightful. Clever.

Sharp as a Play-Doh.

Now I know why the bird is so blue.

"I'll see your Barney and raise you a Bush Barney dog."

lol

Can't make this shit up.
 Quoting: BxMac


Barny fucked your brain up, seek therapy.
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"CAST: (in alphabetical order)
Barney
Miss Beazley
President George W. Bush
Mrs. Laura Bush
MSgt John Abbracciamento
Dolly Parton
Henry Paulson, Secretary of the Treasury
Rob Portman, OMB Director
Karl Rove
Emmitt Smith
Tony Snow, Press Secretary
Margaret Spellings, Secretary of Education
Willie (AKA “Kitty”)

Special Thanks to:
Dale Haney, White House Horticulturist
Gary Walters, White House Chief Usher

Music by:
"The President’s Own" United States Marine Band

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6827409


Hahahahaha

Op, I got to hand it to you, you're one funny bastard!
I love the thread (ooooooooh, gotta be something wrong with me too)...lol

Thanks for the laugh! This is awesome.
This is what we need around Herr, humor. You know, stuff that makes you laugh?
22bahaha2222bahaha22
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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"That's about the Bush's Scottish Terrier Barney and has zilch to do with the purple dinosaur Barney, ffs."

lol

Probing. Insightful. Clever.

Sharp as a Play-Doh.

Now I know why the bird is so blue.

"I'll see your Barney and raise you a Bush Barney dog."

lol

Can't make this shit up.
 Quoting: BxMac


And this?
Thread: Son of Barney The Purple Dinosaur Creator Shoots Someone
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I hope you managed to avoid getting sodomized by the homosaurus?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17995660


Unless, of course, that was the objective of staying around for 3 years. In that case, nevermind.


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 Quoting: Bluebird


22babes22
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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"You do realize that you havent said anything right?"

lol

If you were a paid member, you'd have access to the full exposé, genius.

Cheap bastards.

Always wanting something for nothing.
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pay for your arbitrary shit? yeh joke's on you.
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"pay for your arbitrary shit? yeh joke's on you."

Pay?

I'm as easy as I look.

Even Barney knows that.

Jeez.
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"pay for your arbitrary shit? yeh joke's on you."

Pay?

I'm as easy as I look.

Even Barney knows that.

Jeez.
 Quoting: BxMac


Op...... Ummm u fucked Barney????!!!??

"I'm as easy as I look.

Even Barney knows that."
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"Op...... Ummm u fucked Barney????!!!??

"I'm as easy as I look.

Even Barney knows that.""

lol

Uh-oh.

You sure got me now.

You must have read Conan Doyle.

Don't tell anyone, ok?

Have you ever considered a career with the Pentagon?

The smart here hurts.
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thread was started solely for the purpose of using the phrase 'purple bastard'
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"thread was started solely for the purpose of using the phrase 'purple bastard'"

lol

The only line of truth written on this thread.

And that inlcudes anything that prick OP wrote - hate when my neighbor takes my computer without asking, but that's life in the hood with Miggy's Mirthmakers running things.
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03/23/2014 03:33 PM
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Oh, and Don Knots just called from the great, and God knows Knots is great, beyond.

He said to tell you to, 'fuck off, chickenshits.'

That Don. Always knew a coward when he saw one.

Never pulled any punches, but he loved Aunt Bee's pies.

Seminal. Seminal. Seminal.

How da birds do love da seed.
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Oh you mean someone who makes a career out of dressing up in a dinosaur costume and singing corny kids songs might be a bit fucked? Well, no shit.
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Barney's got nothing on Jimmy Savile.
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Barney's got nothing on Jimmy Savile.
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True. Sir Jim was truly a Paedo's Paedo!
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Bxmac delivers!

bigcruise
They figured out a long time ago that its much easier to control people when we're all watching the same TV shows, listening to the same radio stations, going to the same movies, looking at the same billboards, eating the same food, and speaking the same language...

:music: [link to nextgenfmradio.com]
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"that big purple dinosaur always creeped me out, but I was a teen when he came out."

I wish that purple fucker would come out, eekers.

Then the world would know why we had to do a fucking Cinderella skit every other week.
 Quoting: BxMac


LOL!

omycat
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I'd still take Barney over that serial killer, Mr Rogers.
Here comes the Honkler!
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"Op...... Ummm u fucked Barney????!!!??

"I'm as easy as I look.

Even Barney knows that.""

lol

Uh-oh.

You sure got me now.

You must have read Conan Doyle.

Don't tell anyone, ok?

Have you ever considered a career with the Pentagon?

The smart here hurts.
 Quoting: BxMac


You make about as much sense as the Hollanders on here.
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Worked for three years on that dinosaur's show singing, dancing, and smiling like a monk in an opium den. There's a lot shit going down on that Texas set.

Let me just say, when that purple bastard started singing, "Ha, ha, he, hee, hee, hee come-on get silly and laugh with me..,." we hauled ass in the other direction.

"Because you are special......"
 Quoting: BxMac


LOL!

five stars!
 Quoting: Paige


yousuck
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Touche...!

One last question from me...

Does Barney's balls smell like A-1 Steak Sauce?
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I love the random, funny stuff that pops up on GLP. The subject and wording in the OP really had me laughing.

:)
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sockpuppet
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Oh, and Don Knots just called from the great, and God knows Knots is great, beyond.

He said to tell you to, 'fuck off, chickenshits.'

That Don. Always knew a coward when he saw one.

Never pulled any punches, but he loved Aunt Bee's pies.

Seminal. Seminal. Seminal.

How da birds do love da seed.
 Quoting: BxMac




No, this is YOUR thread and you are the only one claiming to have spent years in the company of someone you imply are is some sort of pervert. And just the other day you were talking your grandchildren to the St Patrick's Day parade so evidently you were plenty old enough to have complained.

Stop projecting.


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One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy
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"You make about as much sense as the Hollanders on here."

Yup, they're some saucy bastards.

Those damn fureiners.

You follow NASCAR, right?

Barney would like you.
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Smells like bullshit. Just like all the other threads on this shit hole NSA disinfo site.

No details baseless claims. As usual.

Of course barney was a pedo.
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"Using the Quote button makes things easier to read and we know which AC posted the comment. However, some people are just ornery and like to march to the beat of their own personal out-of-step drummer. My ex-boyfriend is like that and thinks he's "perfect" and oh so clever, doesn't care about other people, just does his own thing, goes through life.."

Do you know what a 'tell' is in poker, socky?

You've got about five in your graph above.

What the fuck, did your supervisors call out sick after a big night with the Morgan David last night?

Jeez, at least make it worth my while.
 Quoting: BxMac


I like the way you type. I could just hug you. =)
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"And just the other day you were talking your grandchildren to the St Patrick's Day"

lol

Grandchildren?

I guess, among many other things (displayed woefully time and time and time and time again) reading comprehension is not one of your strong suits, bird.

What's that shit they say about birds and brains?

Pecking's out of order, but the slow get the worm.

Or something like that.

Ever since Barney, I get confused.
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Oh for the good old days.

There was nothing creepy about Captain Kangaroo or Sally Starr.
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"I could just hug you. =)"

Barney said the same thing to me.

As can be seen, that didn't work-out to well for me.