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I Was A Child Actor on The 'Barney' Show and That Purple Bastard Isn't What He Seems

 
Bluebird

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"And just the other day you were talking your grandchildren to the St Patrick's Day"

lol

Grandchildren?

I guess, among many other things (displayed woefully time and time and time and time again) reading comprehension is not one of your strong suits, bird.

What's that shit they say about birds and brains?

Pecking's out of order, but the slow get the worm.

Or something like that.

Ever since Barney, I get confused.
 Quoting: BxMac


Yeah, I'm not very bright. But at least I can use the proper quote format.

There is that.


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One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy
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03/23/2014 04:23 PM
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Worked for three years on that dinosaur's show singing, dancing, and smiling like a monk in an opium den. There's a lot shit going down on that Texas set.

Let me just say, when that purple bastard started singing, "Ha, ha, he, hee, hee, hee come-on get silly and laugh with me..,." we hauled ass in the other direction.

"Because you are special......"
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That show is, without question, the most repulsive children's show ever created. My daughter loved it for a couple of years and it was all I could do to keep from barfing when she had it on.
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03/23/2014 04:26 PM
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"Suffering from Barney induced anal leakage?

He must have reamed that sphincter out to triple size?"

Tsk.

You twisted fuck.

Who thinks about a guy in a nine foot tall purple dinosaur costume buggering a kid?

Are you still smelling toilet seats?

You sick fuck.
 Quoting: BxMac



So, OP, what the fuck IS your point?
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03/23/2014 04:34 PM
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I suspect that the OP is actually Olaf, in one of his more lucid phases.
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03/23/2014 04:38 PM
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know how I know your lying op??? Barney was a female not male
BxMac  (OP)

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03/23/2014 04:39 PM
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"So, OP, what the fuck IS your point?"

lol

Well, Cat, when all is said and done, I guess there is no fucking point.

At least that's what they told me at the American Nihilist Underground Society (ANUS).

And even those ANUS bastards kicked me out.

That's why I'm here.

It's the closest approximation of ANUS I've found.
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03/23/2014 04:40 PM
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You're a poster I just can't figure out.

A long time ago, you wrote something that I thought was hilarious. I think I even gave you karma for it. Then I realized that maybe you had been serious and it wasn't even supposed to be funny and I felt bad for laughing!

You're a hard nut to crack.
BxMac  (OP)

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03/23/2014 04:42 PM
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"You're a hard nut to crack."

Did Barney tell you that?

That Barney.
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03/23/2014 04:52 PM
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I've never been in contact with Barney.
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03/23/2014 05:05 PM
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"So, OP, what the fuck IS your point?"

lol

Well, Cat, when all is said and done, I guess there is no fucking point.

At least that's what they told me at the American Nihilist Underground Society (ANUS).

And even those ANUS bastards kicked me out.

That's why I'm here.

It's the closest approximation of ANUS I've found.
 Quoting: BxMac


So... Barney molested you, and you come on GLP to try and get vengeance??
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03/23/2014 05:09 PM
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Also who played Barney while you were on set? And no I don't believe you were ever even a part of it
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03/23/2014 05:09 PM
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"So, OP, what the fuck IS your point?"

lol

Well, Cat, when all is said and done, I guess there is no fucking point.

At least that's what they told me at the American Nihilist Underground Society (ANUS).

And even those ANUS bastards kicked me out.

That's why I'm here.

It's the closest approximation of ANUS I've found.
 Quoting: BxMac


So... Barney molested you, and you come on GLP to try and get vengeance??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54688533


Anyone who lets themselves get groped by a fat purple polyurethane dinosaur was probably asking for it.
:)
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03/23/2014 05:10 PM
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You're a poster I just can't figure out.

A long time ago, you wrote something that I thought was hilarious. I think I even gave you karma for it. Then I realized that maybe you had been serious and it wasn't even supposed to be funny and I felt bad for laughing!

You're a hard nut to crack.
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


I hope I didn't make a mistake. I thought the OP was really funny and I did laugh.
 Quoting: Paige


I find most of his posts funny. The only problem is I'm not sure they're meant to be.
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03/23/2014 05:20 PM

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I find it odd so many adults become offended by a children's character because it is purple. Some kids liked it while others didn't. My kids weren't into it. Pink is another color that seems to bother a lot of people, especially men.
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03/23/2014 05:20 PM

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Barney was my daughters favorite....till I found out. Believe me, I took right good care of that!

Enter powerpuff girls..... gaah

And howdy Mac! How you doin Pal!
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03/23/2014 05:24 PM
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You're a poster I just can't figure out.

A long time ago, you wrote something that I thought was hilarious. I think I even gave you karma for it. Then I realized that maybe you had been serious and it wasn't even supposed to be funny and I felt bad for laughing!

You're a hard nut to crack.
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


I hope I didn't make a mistake. I thought the OP was really funny and I did laugh.
 Quoting: Paige


I find most of his posts funny. The only problem is I'm not sure they're meant to be.
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


OP is either "high" or is a 4th grade drop out.
I tried following this thread for a couple pages but gave up.
Apparently, yet another public school fail.
Barney sad.verysad
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03/23/2014 05:28 PM

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You're a poster I just can't figure out.

A long time ago, you wrote something that I thought was hilarious. I think I even gave you karma for it. Then I realized that maybe you had been serious and it wasn't even supposed to be funny and I felt bad for laughing!

You're a hard nut to crack.
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


I hope I didn't make a mistake. I thought the OP was really funny and I did laugh.
 Quoting: Paige


I find most of his posts funny. The only problem is I'm not sure they're meant to be.
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


OP is either "high" or is a 4th grade drop out.
I tried following this thread for a couple pages but gave up.
Apparently, yet another public school fail.
Barney sad.verysad
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55990361


No, you just need to have above average intelligence to understand satire....
Behind every great fortune, there is a crime ~ Balzac

He was and was not, He was encompassed in the name yet not encompassed in the name, having as yet no name other than the desire to be called by a name.... ~Umberto Eco

Daydreaming without action is just hallucinating......

It's better to fail at something you love than to fail at something you don't!
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03/23/2014 05:33 PM
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If im hetero does that mean im gay?
Please hold still so I can cut your hair long
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Question:

Is Barny's head purple?
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03/23/2014 06:03 PM
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BxMac

Thank you for coming clean.

We care about you.
They figured out a long time ago that its much easier to control people when we're all watching the same TV shows, listening to the same radio stations, going to the same movies, looking at the same billboards, eating the same food, and speaking the same language...

:music: [link to nextgenfmradio.com]
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03/23/2014 06:17 PM
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Worked for three years on that dinosaur's show singing, dancing, and ......
 Quoting: BxMac


Did he molest you? Come on fess up.
Tell the truth you'll feel better.

And if it makes you feel any better little Barry Obama was molested by a Trans-Sexual He-She Woman with a penis when he
was little.
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03/23/2014 06:18 PM
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You're a poster I just can't figure out.

A long time ago, you wrote something that I thought was hilarious. I think I even gave you karma for it. Then I realized that maybe you had been serious and it wasn't even supposed to be funny and I felt bad for laughing!

You're a hard nut to crack.
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


hi
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03/23/2014 06:26 PM
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Oh, and Don Knots just called from the great, and God knows Knots is great, beyond.

He said to tell you to, 'fuck off, chickenshits.'

That Don. Always knew a coward when he saw one.

Never pulled any punches, but he loved Aunt Bee's pies.

Seminal. Seminal. Seminal.

How da birds do love da seed.
 Quoting: BxMac




No, this is YOUR thread and you are the only one claiming to have spent years in the company of someone you imply are is some sort of pervert. And just the other day you were talking your grandchildren to the St Patrick's Day parade so evidently you were plenty old enough to have complained.

Stop projecting.


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 Quoting: Bluebird


Obviously a fake thread. If op is old enough to have grandchildren, then he is too old to have been a child on barney. Thread failed. You've been caught bxmac.
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03/23/2014 06:33 PM
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You're a poster I just can't figure out.

A long time ago, you wrote something that I thought was hilarious. I think I even gave you karma for it. Then I realized that maybe you had been serious and it wasn't even supposed to be funny and I felt bad for laughing!

You're a hard nut to crack.
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


I hope I didn't make a mistake. I thought the OP was really funny and I did laugh.
 Quoting: Paige


Oh Look a TRANNY showing up on a childrens thread about possible pedophelia

Shocking
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03/23/2014 06:34 PM
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Worked for three years on that dinosaur's show singing, dancing, and smiling like a monk in an opium den. There's a lot shit going down on that Texas set.

Let me just say, when that purple bastard started singing, "Ha, ha, he, hee, hee, hee come-on get silly and laugh with me..,." we hauled ass in the other direction.

"Because you are special......"
 Quoting: BxMac


Big Bird was a Vietnamese drag queen no shit!
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You're a poster I just can't figure out.

A long time ago, you wrote something that I thought was hilarious. I think I even gave you karma for it. Then I realized that maybe you had been serious and it wasn't even supposed to be funny and I felt bad for laughing!

You're a hard nut to crack.
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


I hope I didn't make a mistake. I thought the OP was really funny and I did laugh.
 Quoting: Paige


Oh Look a TRANNY showing up on a childrens thread about possible pedophelia

Shocking
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48892659


Copy paste from above just for "Paige" the 5 mth in TRANNY

See "her" thread bragging about it
"trans woman 5 months"

For the tranny


Worked for three years on that dinosaur's show singing, dancing, and ......
 Quoting: BxMac


Did he molest you? Come on fess up.
Tell the truth you'll feel better.

And if it makes you feel any better little Barry Obama was molested by a Trans-Sexual He-She Woman with a penis when he
was little.
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03/23/2014 06:38 PM
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bsflagbsflagI think you are full of it .
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You're a poster I just can't figure out.

A long time ago, you wrote something that I thought was hilarious. I think I even gave you karma for it. Then I realized that maybe you had been serious and it wasn't even supposed to be funny and I felt bad for laughing!

You're a hard nut to crack.
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


hi
 Quoting: homelessguy92


Hi. :) How have you been??
BxMac  (OP)

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03/23/2014 07:22 PM
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"BxMac

Thank you for coming clean.

We care about you."

Thanks, but that's what you goat-headed bastards say to all the child actors at your Baphomet of Mendes meetings (although, it would be nice to meet Eva).

And all this time I thought "Goats for Azazel" was a political bumper sticker.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Tricky goat.
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Oh, and Don Knots just called from the great, and God knows Knots is great, beyond.

He said to tell you to, 'fuck off, chickenshits.'

That Don. Always knew a coward when he saw one.

Never pulled any punches, but he loved Aunt Bee's pies.

Seminal. Seminal. Seminal.

How da birds do love da seed.
 Quoting: BxMac




No, this is YOUR thread and you are the only one claiming to have spent years in the company of someone you imply are is some sort of pervert. And just the other day you were talking your grandchildren to the St Patrick's Day parade so evidently you were plenty old enough to have complained.

Stop projecting.


.
 Quoting: Bluebird


Obviously a fake thread. If op is old enough to have grandchildren, then he is too old to have been a child on barney. Thread failed. You've been caught bxmac.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55998327


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