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I Was A Child Actor on The 'Barney' Show and That Purple Bastard Isn't What He Seems

 
BxMac  (OP)

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"Barney was my daughters favorite....till I found out. Believe me, I took right good care of that!

Enter powerpuff girls.....

And Mac! How you doin Pal!"

Whoa!

Brother CHL! All good in the hood and the city of townsville.

Chillin' illin certainly not fillin' a Barney suit.

Still smokefree on this end (although, I'm getting a lot of smoke blown-up my ass on this thread, but after Barney...you know, things are looking up). Hope all is well with you.

And you're right, the ppuff girls and Mojo Jojo are the shit.

That red 'Him' is a little shaky though.
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"Obviously a fake thread. If op is old enough to have grandchildren, then he is too old to have been a child on barney. Thread failed. You've been caught bxmac"

lol

Damnit.

What was I thinking (that's the problem, clearly I wasn't). Who would presume to pull the wool over a master of tautology. As you've clearly displayed, you, my fine feathered friend (wait, that's the other bird), are a king of propositional logic.

Throw me a bone, did you use the old propositional variables of T and F to corner me (wrong word choice given the thread)?
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So tell us


When his stoned looking eyes gazed upon you

How did u feel
They figured out a long time ago that its much easier to control people when we're all watching the same TV shows, listening to the same radio stations, going to the same movies, looking at the same billboards, eating the same food, and speaking the same language...

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"And just the other day you were talking your grandchildren to the St Patrick's Day parade so evidently you were plenty old enough to have complained"

lol

Then I really would be a crazy bastard 'talking' to my yet to be born (God willing) grandchildren as we went to the parade.

Goodness, bird, as I told you before (in a post you waved furiously in your beak as you went scurrying to the magistrates in the judicial branch of this netty kingdom), reading is not your strong suit.

Stick to worms and short songs.

You'll go far.

Well, not too far (those short little wings of yours only go so far), but your part of the flock here so you'll be ok for today.
BxMac  (OP)

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"So tell us


When his stoned looking eyes gazed upon you

How did u feel"

lol

The Baphomet or Barney?
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How many fans did he have blowing on him in that disgusting sweat house of a Dino carcass?
They figured out a long time ago that its much easier to control people when we're all watching the same TV shows, listening to the same radio stations, going to the same movies, looking at the same billboards, eating the same food, and speaking the same language...

:music: [link to nextgenfmradio.com]
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"And just the other day you were talking your grandchildren to the St Patrick's Day parade so evidently you were plenty old enough to have complained"

lol

Then I really would be a crazy bastard 'talking' to my yet to be born (God willing) grandchildren as we went to the parade.

Goodness, bird, as I told you before (in a post you waved furiously in your beak as you went scurrying to the magistrates in the judicial branch of this netty kingdom), reading is not your strong suit.

Stick to worms and short songs.

You'll go far.

Well, not too far (those short little wings of yours only go so far), but your part of the flock here so you'll be ok for today.
 Quoting: BxMac


My bad, that's where I was wrong. I didn't see the grandchild thread so I was believing what was said.
I was wrong, I'll admit it
BxMac  (OP)

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"My bad, that's where I was wrong. I didn't see the grandchild thread so I was believing what was said.
I was wrong, I'll admit it"

lol

Hark! Methinks I hear a rider on a white steed approaching!

A fucking gentleman.

I salute you, sir. Barney salutes you. All good and honorable men (all three of us here) salute you.

Where that bird broad got grandchildren from (unless she wants me to be kindly old Da..not that there's anything wrong with that) is beyond my ken (and barbie, too).

One big crack. Bigger and better than tv.

No commercials, well, few commercials.
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"How many fans did he have blowing on him in that disgusting sweat house of a Dino carcass?"

It was bad, goat.

That they exhumed old Dino was one thing, but the fans blowing on him was beyond evil. I didn't see his carcass break a sweat, though.

He was no Sammi, I'll tell you that.

And the Crowley choir sings:

"Everybody loves somebody sometime....."
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"My bad, that's where I was wrong. I didn't see the grandchild thread so I was believing what was said.
I was wrong, I'll admit it"

lol

Hark! Methinks I hear a rider on a white steed approaching!

A fucking gentleman.

I salute you, sir. Barney salutes you. All good and honorable men (all three of us here) salute you.

Where that bird broad got grandchildren from (unless she wants me to be kindly old Da..not that there's anything wrong with that) is beyond my ken (and barbie, too).

One big crack. Bigger and better than tv.

No commercials, well, few commercials.
 Quoting: BxMac


Ah you have me rolling now
cruise
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03/23/2014 08:35 PM
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Why....in all the time you've been here...have you still not learned to use the quote button? Or do you just not like the quote button? Is there something wrong with our quote button?
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Some people are simply disagreeable, and obtuse, like the OP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17995660


Please tell us how you really feel?
BxMac  (OP)

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"Please tell us how you really feel?"

Uh, oh.

Working a double or is the seond shift on?
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opie, have you come to grips with this tramatic experience? Maybe we should meet and talk about it?
BxMac  (OP)

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"opie, have you come to grips with this tramatic experience? Maybe we should meet and talk about it?"

lol

No way. You're far too mysterious and scary.

You probably wear a costume or a uniform.

Now, please, quit making me nervous.
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"opie, have you come to grips with this tramatic experience? Maybe we should meet and talk about it?"

lol

No way. You're far too mysterious and scary.

You probably wear a costume or a uniform.

Now, please, quit making me nervous.
 Quoting: BxMac


sorry you just seemed like you needed a friend. I only wear costumes on the dark holidays and not really costumes they are robes, very old robes.
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I love you,
You love me,

either way, it's 50 bucks...


:barney: Oops, wrong Barney...or is it...LOL
You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

Have no regrets~~~
BxMac  (OP)

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"sorry you just seemed like you needed a friend. I only wear costumes on the dark holidays and not really costumes they are robes, very old robes."

¡Coño!

Mama said there'd be days like this.

You're not one of those motivational speakers are you? Not one of those "Without dark, there can be no light.." guys?

Man, that's the last thing I need.

With friends like you, who needs Barney?
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instructions for how to quote properly, in case you never knew...

Thread: GLPFAQ How to quote another poster, or multiple posters.
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hahahahahahaha - oh my fucking word i love you
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Do you know how many fans it takes to keep him from dying in that hell suit?
They figured out a long time ago that its much easier to control people when we're all watching the same TV shows, listening to the same radio stations, going to the same movies, looking at the same billboards, eating the same food, and speaking the same language...

:music: [link to nextgenfmradio.com]
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"Suffering from Barney induced anal leakage?

He must have reamed that sphincter out to triple size?"

Tsk.

You twisted fuck.

Who thinks about a guy in a nine foot tall purple dinosaur costume buggering a kid?

Are you still smelling toilet seats?

You sick fuck.
 Quoting: BxMac


So your denial od being a sex slave has made you ill?
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My cousin won tickets to the filming in Texas and ended up taking me with her. It was one of the very episodes and he freaked me the hell out! Baby Bop too! But my cousin ran right up on set & was singing & dancing along. She's super messed up now.

Which actor were you? I have photos from the trip. I had a crush on one of the actors... & im very curious...

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