I Was A Child Actor on The 'Barney' Show and That Purple Bastard Isn't What He Seems

I hope you managed to avoid getting sodomized by the homosaurus?

"That's about the Bush's Scottish Terrier Barney and has zilch to do with the purple dinosaur Barney, ffs."

lol

Probing. Insightful. Clever.

Sharp as a Play-Doh.

Now I know why the bird is so blue.

"I'll see your Barney and raise you a Bush Barney dog."

lol

Can't make this shit up.

"That's about the Bush's Scottish Terrier Barney and has zilch to do with the purple dinosaur Barney, ffs."

lol

Probing. Insightful. Clever.

Sharp as a Play-Doh.

Now I know why the bird is so blue.

"I'll see your Barney and raise you a Bush Barney dog."

lol

Can't make this shit up.

"That's about the Bush's Scottish Terrier Barney and has zilch to do with the purple dinosaur Barney, ffs."

lol

Probing. Insightful. Clever.

Sharp as a Play-Doh.

Now I know why the bird is so blue.

"I'll see your Barney and raise you a Bush Barney dog."

lol

Can't make this shit up.

Unless, of course, that was the objective of staying around for 3 years. In that case, nevermind.


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"You do realize that you havent said anything right?"

lol

If you were a paid member, you'd have access to the full exposé, genius.

Cheap bastards.

Always wanting something for nothing.

"pay for your arbitrary shit? yeh joke's on you."

Pay?

I'm as easy as I look.

Even Barney knows that.

Jeez.

Barney's got nothing on Jimmy Savile.

LOL!

:omycat:

"Op...... Ummm u fucked Barney????!!!??

"I'm as easy as I look.

Even Barney knows that.""

lol

Uh-oh.

You sure got me now.

You must have read Conan Doyle.

Don't tell anyone, ok?

Have you ever considered a career with the Pentagon?

The smart here hurts.

LOL!

five stars!

I love the random, funny stuff that pops up on GLP. The subject and wording in the OP really had me laughing.

:)

Oh, and Don Knots just called from the great, and God knows Knots is great, beyond.

He said to tell you to, 'fuck off, chickenshits.'

That Don. Always knew a coward when he saw one.

Never pulled any punches, but he loved Aunt Bee's pies.

Seminal. Seminal. Seminal.

How da birds do love da seed.

"Using the Quote button makes things easier to read and we know which AC posted the comment. However, some people are just ornery and like to march to the beat of their own personal out-of-step drummer. My ex-boyfriend is like that and thinks he's "perfect" and oh so clever, doesn't care about other people, just does his own thing, goes through life.."

Do you know what a 'tell' is in poker, socky?

You've got about five in your graph above.

What the fuck, did your supervisors call out sick after a big night with the Morgan David last night?

Jeez, at least make it worth my while.