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Just got done watching the "Noah" movie ....here's my review

 
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Just got done watching the "Noah" movie ....here's my review
it was bad

I really wanted it to be good but it was horrible

it did have some references about humans protecting the earth , animals ...etc...etc.. But that didn't bother me since God does require that of humans .... Liberals just take it way to far and they worship the creation and they abhor the Creator

what really bothered me was that story line that they wrote should of complimented the biblical account but instead they story that they wrote was in direct conflict with the biblical account .... and the story they wrote conflicted the biblical account so bad that if they named the lead character bobby then you would of thought that it was another cultures creation / flood account
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My FB friend was talking about it, said they didn't even mention the word "God" in it. I need to watch it myself to discern.
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the whole story of noah and the ark is fake from the beginning.
stop buying all that religious bullshit.
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With the kind of hunger Christian have for Christian movies, why would anyone spend that kind of money to make one badly? That doesn't make sense......
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The movie is chalk full of falsehoods, evil and deception. Makes NOAH out to be a drug induced child murderer.
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With the kind of hunger Christian have for Christian movies, why would anyone spend that kind of money to make one badly? That doesn't make sense......
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I think they do it to make Christianity and most religions seem lame and boring to the younger Generations, i really did not like the Son Of God either, it was like they tried to make it as generic and boring as possible. They also always represent Jesus like the painting of Cesare Borgia too, which drives me crazy.
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With the kind of hunger Christian have for Christian movies, why would anyone spend that kind of money to make one badly? That doesn't make sense......
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Because they had an unknowing role to play, and that is...the fulfillment of the words in a book called the Bible which said..."As in the days of Noah." <Curtain lifting>
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why? because us as Christians see the movie to determine what is off track or not in it.
I say this Noah gave it a C- IMO
I didnt expect hollywood to grant the Bible as a source, the movie did say Creator but whew, the off track this movie did to the accounting in the Bible. There were alot of 'other powers' at play here too.

It was entertaining, and frightful as to what had to have happened and will happen when the end comes.

Shows one really needs to believe, and not in "Other forces" :) bb:yoda:
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the whole story of noah and the ark is fake from the beginning.
stop buying all that religious bullshit.
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You know what ....you convinced me with your compelling arguement ...not
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the whole story of noah and the ark is fake from the beginning.
stop buying all that religious bullshit.
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Too bad they found it.
[link to www.sunnyskyz.com]
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it was bad

I really wanted it to be good but it was horrible

it did have some references about humans protecting the earth , animals ...etc...etc.. But that didn't bother me since God does require that of humans .... Liberals just take it way to far and they worship the creation and they abhor the Creator

what really bothered me was that story line that they wrote should of complimented the biblical account but instead they story that they wrote was in direct conflict with the biblical account .... and the story they wrote conflicted the biblical account so bad that if they named the lead character bobby then you would of thought that it was another cultures creation / flood account
 Quoting: Simple_Man


This movie is not meant for the saints who love the Lord and are waiting eagerly for His return!

It's a movie made for a World that is about to be destroyed.

It's accuracy, for this reason, is irrelevant.

The movie is giving a solemn message to the World that billions of souls are going to likewise perish for living wicked lives, when the Lord comes, possibly in April 2014!!!

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they dont want you to know that they blew themselves up last go around and god as it were had to flood the planet and freeze it in order stop the nuclear fall out....

noah happened in Colorado atop a mountain...they left out the part of having technology back then...

youll see when they get iter running..... booom solar flare on planet earth

then france will look like italy and roam and greece does..... all blown up...LOLOLOL

see i can make shit up just like them...hehehehe
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17th c. Jesuit diagrams how #Noah fit all those animals onto the Ark from Harvard Libary [link to houghtonlib.tumblr.com]
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Whats with the rock monsters tho.....
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Read the tweets of the director. Team Nephilim. He is kabalistic/gnostic. He is playing for the wrong team.
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The movie is chalk full of falsehoods, evil and deception. Makes NOAH out to be a drug induced child murderer.
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The Bible says that God talked to him and commanded him to build the ark. Have you ever met someone who said that God talked to him and commanded him to do things? David Koresh was one of these people. Whenever somebody says that God spoke to them, they are either lying, or they are on drugs, or they are insane. So, the movie has adopted one of these three possibilities, drug induced psychosis.
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Thanks
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Re: Just got done watching the "Noah" movie ....here's my review
the whole story of noah and the ark is fake from the beginning.
stop buying all that religious bullshit.
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Too bad they found it.
[link to www.sunnyskyz.com]
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They did not find the ark. The story of the ark was copied from other earlier religions. The real ark was not shaped like whatever they found in Turkey. Most of what you find in the Bible is plagiarism from other religions including the virgin birth of the son of God.
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the whole story of noah and the ark is fake from the beginning.
stop buying all that religious bullshit.
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If that's what keeps you warm & fuzzy. I feel sorry for you, as you are yet another who has no clue and refuses to learn the truth. Oh, well....we did after all---try!
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Re: Just got done watching the "Noah" movie ....here's my review
the whole story of noah and the ark is fake from the beginning.
stop buying all that religious bullshit.
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If that's what keeps you warm & fuzzy. I feel sorry for you, as you are yet another who has no clue and refuses to learn the truth. Oh, well....we did after all---try!
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You religi-tards are just plain dumb. How can you even come close to believing all those animals would fit onto a boat? Any idea how BIG the boat would have to be? Use some common sense. You are reading fiction parables when you read the bible - they are made up stories trying to teach you a lesson. It is not actual history. Wow. Dummies.
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what I really need to know is do they show any boobs ? teen boobs, 30 and less boobs. human boobs not apes or naggers boobs.
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Re: Just got done watching the "Noah" movie ....here's my review
the whole story of noah and the ark is fake from the beginning.
stop buying all that religious bullshit.
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Too bad they found it.
[link to www.sunnyskyz.com]
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interesting,
thanks for posting that.
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the whole story of noah and the ark is fake from the beginning.
stop buying all that religious bullshit.
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Too bad they found it.
[link to www.sunnyskyz.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15905303

They did not find the ark. The story of the ark was copied from other earlier religions. The real ark was not shaped like whatever they found in Turkey. Most of what you find in the Bible is plagiarism from other religions including the virgin birth of the son of God.
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Truth
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"There is no retreat but in submission and slavery...Our chains are forged...The war is inevitable --and let it come... Gentlemen may cry, "Peace! Peace!" -- but there is no peace. The war is actually begun ...Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? ...I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!"
--Patrick Henry, March 23, 1775
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With the kind of hunger Christian have for Christian movies, why would anyone spend that kind of money to make one badly? That doesn't make sense......
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Re: Just got done watching the "Noah" movie ....here's my review
Noah was the first prepper. And a bad ass one at that.

The movie was blasphemous.

Justice will be done, so I'm not losing any sleep over another Hollywood movie.

Lots of symbolism, though. Worth the watch.
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What would You expect of Satan's minions?
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it was bad

I really wanted it to be good but it was horrible

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plaquenineblumerl Why? fish

2Ti 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.