Jesus had a wife???

No, we don't know. We assume. Hence the 2 occurences of "would". I dont think it would change anything really. In the end, sex is nothing unholy, even Jesus was received by some sort of sex, even if no penis and no orgasm was involved LOL!

What if he was married did not have vaginal sex? Or just anal? Or she just wanked him off?

When you were young you were a lot wiser than you are now.

Odd that your name says Undeceived. Jesus is not G-D he even says so in the bible, that his father is G-D. When he says his father I don't think he means a bearded older looking man in heaven.

I was waiting for scripture LOL

I dunno maybe mind out of gutter, would that help?

First they try to convince you Jesus did not exist.
That's not so successful so they say he had a wife.
Ridiculously simple really,don't you think?

John 10:30
I and my Father are one.

In other words, you are wrong that he is not to be worshiped as God, and that Jesus even let his disciples worship him as God. Where as the Angels never allowed themselves to be worshiped by man. Jesus did.

When the world pushes you to your knees, you're in perfect position to pray.

.... or give blowjobs !

John 20:16-18

16Jesus said to her, "Mary!" She turned and said to Him in Hebrew, "Rabboni!" (which means, Teacher). 17Jesus said to her, "Stop clinging to Me, for I have not yet ascended to the Father; but go to My brethren and say to them, 'I ascend to My Father and your Father, and My God and your God.'" 18Mary Magdalene came, announcing to the disciples, "I have seen the Lord," and that He had said these things to her.

In this verse Jesus says he hasn't yet ascended to heaven and met God. Is Jesus is GOD, is he going to meet himself?

John 14:27-29

27"Peace I leave with you; My peace I give to you; not as the world gives do I give to you. Do not let your heart be troubled, nor let it be fearful. 28"You heard that I said to you, 'I go away, and I will come to you.' If you loved Me, you would have rejoiced because I go to the Father, for the Father is greater than I. 29"Now I have told you before it happens, so that when it happens, you may believe.

Here Jesus says his father is greater than him, father refers to GOD. If Jesus is GOD who is this father guy he is referring to?

The bible is full of contradictions, it's a very confusing book. It was designed that way to keep you all confused. All religions are false. You guys worship a Jewish man as G-D, it seem very illogical.

FO R TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!

JESUS CHRIST REDEEMED CHURCH IS HIS BRIDE...THE LAMB'S
WIFE....

REVELATION 21

Jesus Christ resurrection was his transformation from a mortal body to one that was immortal...

When he returns to the Father, he goes from the Physical World to the Spiritual World, he is both the SON OF GOD and the SON OF MAN.

HE IS

FATHER
SON
HOLY SPIRIT...

Why can't you "Christians" see the forest for the trees?

Why can't you anonymous, atheists, antichrists, or whatever you are, rest?

You can't rest can you? you can't live in peace and won't let others. You only think you will have some satisfaction by provoking Christians.

If you don't believe, do not bother to argue with others who do.

I pity you for being unconscious, and I pity you for thinking that in a few years you will be just a pile of ash.

Luke 21:36 Watch ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all these things that shall come to pass, and to stand before the Son of man.

... spoken to the disciples before captured and crucified.

I am not an atheist or an anti-christ. I believe in G-D but it is not the Christian one.

G-D gave me logic and through logic I can deduce the Bible is not the word of the true G-D, Jesus is definetly not G-D. Bible is a confusing, contradictory book. Old testament G-D is a lying, jealous, Vengeful, petty wannabe G-D.

You "Christians" go around deceiving people by telling them that Jesus is G-D. That's a blatant lie, you guys pick and choose scripture to support your argument but ignore other verse that contradict it.

I have never understood why this should be such a huge problem for Christians. So what if Jesus was married? Does that really distract from his miracles, does it distract from his teachings? I think not.

I actually believe that Jesus must have been married. The reasoning is very clear. His half-brother James was a Jewish Scribe or holyman. In order for him to be of such an order and status, James would have been forced to be married. However, under Jewish law, James could not married untill all older siblings were married. Therefore Jesus had to be married in order for James to be allowed to marry. If this is too much for Christians to accept, then I have no help for them.

I am not anti-christian, not anti-bible. I do consider myself a Christian. As I sit and type this, I have a Bible on my desk, less than two feet from me, that I often read to quiet my worrisome mind.

I see no harm in Jesus being married, in fact, I actually find comfort in it. It shows that Jesus was no only capable of emotional love and guidence, but of phsyical love, quietly upholding the commands of our Father, as Jesus led us to the Kingdom of Heaven.

Why don't you tell the truth to the people about what you really worship ??

Maybe then we could take you more seriously.

My point

Last Edited by Face Palmer on 04/11/2014 08:46 AM

GOTCHA

sounds to me that not being Christian means anti-Christ

Besides I do not think you know how a real Christian thinks and behaves. It's not right to blame them all if you know of a few who mess it all up .......... I am sure your G-D and his logic agrees with me on this. That is if the description of your G-D fits my understandings.

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I have nothing against Christians, I admire some of Jesus teachings and others I don't agree with. I'm not changing who I am because the Bible says I should behave or believe in a certain way. My G-D made me this way.

G-D is within us, you will find G-D inside, you just need to listen. You won't find G-D in a book or in a church, or by some pastor telling you that he knows the truth and you should trust him. The truth resides within us, you just got to learn were to look and when.

oh bull hockey...Jesus IS GOD....He did not have a wife...more crap propaganda for the masses to absorb.

If he was not married,then he could not be called Rabbi.
Rabbi's had to be married.

SO was he married or not ??????

This thread is dumb.

I'm listening FP - even if others are thick skulled.

Hey the brainwashing has been for THOUSANDS of years.

I decided to give up mine and be a truth seeker.

I believe in my heart that TPTWere at that time rearranged the WORD to suit themselves and the empire they were building (Vatican)

So, should I start with the Essenes or Enoch???

I have been reading about the Sumerians lately - and they have many similar "stories" 2000BC

The rosetta stone tells you where most of it was pinched from.

Their was probably a lot more than one rosetta stone as well.

God is within us all. Isn't that nice to know.

Thank you. I understand the guys though, I have been in their club for almost 2 decades. So I heard it all.