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Who owns the air we breath and how long before our breathing is metered and we have to pay?

 
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Who owns the air we breath and how long before our breathing is metered and we have to pay?
It may sound crazy...but it is one of the last resources they have not directly monetized.

With obamacare amd telemetrics, they can meter exactly how many breaths and how much air you consumed.

Who owns air rights? If air from government land blows into my property do I have to pay to breathe it?

Will air be priced by type, quality, and quantity?

What happens if you can't pay your air/breathing bill? Will they send you to a death panel or a for profit prison?

Will you have report oxygen produced by you trees and plants as taxable income?

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04/13/2014 12:21 PM
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Re: Who owns the air we breath and how long before our breathing is metered and we have to pay?
BLM.
They already claim ownership of all minerals, commodities, and water on "their" land. Why not air too?

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04/13/2014 12:24 PM
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Re: Who owns the air we breath and how long before our breathing is metered and we have to pay?
I'm sure Oblamma is salivating at the thought of being able to create a Bureau of Air Management (BAM) to be able to regulate this kind of resource.
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04/13/2014 03:12 PM
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Re: Who owns the air we breath and how long before our breathing is metered and we have to pay?
It may sound crazy...but it is one of the last resources they have not directly monetized.

With obamacare amd telemetrics, they can meter exactly how many breaths and how much air you consumed.

Who owns air rights? If air from government land blows into my property do I have to pay to breathe it?

Will air be priced by type, quality, and quantity?

What happens if you can't pay your air/breathing bill? Will they send you to a death panel or a for profit prison?

Will you have report oxygen produced by you trees and plants as taxable income?
 Quoting: Angry Hierophant


Cracking me up right here!! So true.
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04/13/2014 03:19 PM
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Re: Who owns the air we breath and how long before our breathing is metered and we have to pay?
They passed the oxygen tax in 2010. Dont you recall, if you breath oxygen and are an american citizen you are required to pay a fine for oxygen use or purchase an insurance product.


obamacare is an oxygen usage tax
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banking on your next breath of air!
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You'll be taxed on the carbon dioxide you exhale...soon
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04/13/2014 03:47 PM
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soon, air tax coming

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not nearly long enough to matter
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I'm sure Oblamma is salivating at the thought of being able to create a Bureau of Air Management (BAM) to be able to regulate this kind of resource.
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The Obamamoto air force.
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these new air taxes take my breath away!
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04/13/2014 07:39 PM
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the government does own the air, it's called air space.

try flying your plane over Washington DC.
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Going by the current trajectory evil freaks have us peasants on:
by 2030 everyone will have a buttplug with a meter built in to measure your output
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Re: Who owns the air we breath and how long before our breathing is metered and we have to pay?
It may sound crazy...but it is one of the last resources they have not directly monetized.

With obamacare amd telemetrics, they can meter exactly how many breaths and how much air you consumed.

Who owns air rights? If air from government land blows into my property do I have to pay to breathe it?

Will air be priced by type, quality, and quantity?

What happens if you can't pay your air/breathing bill? Will they send you to a death panel or a for profit prison?

Will you have report oxygen produced by you trees and plants as taxable income?
 Quoting: Angry Hierophant


You have to get a permit to even take a walk in the forest in Amerika....

Permit or 'Permission'

then if you are granted permission... you have to pay a fee or a tax. to take a walk, in the fukn forest.

the United States has turned into a giant fuk'n prison.

every faucet of our lives is controlled and dictated...
EVERY FAUCET.
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04/13/2014 07:50 PM
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You think if I run a good garden I'll get a rebate for production?
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As crazy as this idea sounds, at this point in time, I honestly wouldn't be a bit surprised if Oshithead did try something like this.
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It's called "carbon tax" in Australia. You pay for how much shit pours out of your mouth.:dog1:
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Re: Who owns the air we breath and how long before our breathing is metered and we have to pay?
It may sound crazy...but it is one of the last resources they have not directly monetized.

With obamacare amd telemetrics, they can meter exactly how many breaths and how much air you consumed.

Who owns air rights? If air from government land blows into my property do I have to pay to breathe it?

Will air be priced by type, quality, and quantity?

What happens if you can't pay your air/breathing bill? Will they send you to a death panel or a for profit prison?

Will you have report oxygen produced by you trees and plants as taxable income?
 Quoting: Angry Hierophant


You have to get a permit to even take a walk in the forest in Amerika....

Permit or 'Permission'

then if you are granted permission... you have to pay a fee or a tax. to take a walk, in the fukn forest.

the United States has turned into a giant fuk'n prison.

every faucet of our lives is controlled and dictated...
EVERY FAUCET.
 Quoting: Useful Idiot Slave


Oh my lands. I am laughing so hard. This is hilarious!! Because it's true. We live in a cursed police state. Project prision break is going live any day now
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Re: Who owns the air we breath and how long before our breathing is metered and we have to pay?
People are already in jail for collecting rainwater on their own property...

Why not air?

Are you ready for a jogging tax? A hard work tax? Hey, if you're breathing more you have to pay for it!





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