My neighbours won't go to bed till I do

You do not make sense.

op - use a bunch of lamp timers that turn all the lights on and off and see if they adjust to them. Don't make noises related to going to bed though such as taking a shower or running water in the bathroom, etc. closing door to your bedroom.

Leave the TV on all night.

Maybe they have vampire senses and can't sleep until you sleep.

naw really op they are waiting for you to go to bed so they can sleep when it is quiet - same time you sleep. makes sense

Could be they want you to hear them making the sex. Maybe they want you to join in sometime?

Maybe they think you are a weirdo and are keeping an eye on you...

Have you considered the possibility that they masturbate whenever you do, maybe they jump the fence and run through the back yard and watch you through a gap in the curtains,

Maybe they're thinking the same thing about you

gang stalking maybe? hope not

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