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Help with Constipation

 
WindyMind

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04/18/2014 10:18 PM
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Re: Help with Constipation
The thought of someone as fat as your avatar being constipated is disgusting.
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Do you enjoy saying mean insults to someone who is not feeling well.? Do you like to hurt people's feelings when they are down.?
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She is talking about constipation on GLP. It's kind of disgusting.
SickAndTired
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04/18/2014 10:18 PM
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Re: Help with Constipation
Eat less cheez 'n dairy.
Anonymous Coward
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04/18/2014 10:19 PM
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Re: Help with Constipation
It's been about 5 days now sense I have taken a poop. Does anyone know what I can safely take to make me go?
 Quoting: CountryPumpkin


stop eating meat! chia seeds in a smoothie and plenty of greenshf
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04/18/2014 10:22 PM
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Re: Help with Constipation
Finally, after taking milk-of-magnesia...understand...you are flushing out the good with the bad.

There is good bacteria in your stomach that will get washed away with the shit.

So the next day you need to be careful of what you eat, or you'll just get "bound up" again.

Go small on the size of what you eat & WHAT you eat.

I'd stay away from cheese or peanutbutter that day.

Meats in only small amounts.

ABSOLUTELY NO HOT SAUCE!
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04/18/2014 10:24 PM
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It's been about 5 days now sense I have taken a poop. Does anyone know what I can safely take to make me go?
 Quoting: CountryPumpkin


Smoove move
Its a tea you can get any where.use before bed.and you will have a nice PO o when you awake
WindyMind

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Re: Help with Constipation
Try a coffee enema in the morning and a warm water enema at night. You will need an enema bucket.
Elusive Pisces
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04/18/2014 10:33 PM
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The thought of someone as fat as your avatar being constipated is disgusting.
 Quoting: WindyMind


Do you enjoy saying mean insults to someone who is not feeling well.? Do you like to hurt people's feelings when they are down.?
 Quoting: Elusive Pisces 11156436


GLP isn't known as a place of kindness

mostly tards and bashers
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It's been mostly tards and bashers for the last 6 years that I have been coming to GLP.
Nevertheless, I will always speak up against mean-spirited behavior and endeavor to promote kindness toward my fellow human beings.
Anonymous Coward
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04/18/2014 10:33 PM
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Re: Help with Constipation
Ok, will try Epson salt...if that doesnt work will pick out another.


Thanks!hf
 Quoting: CountryPumpkin
16 OUNCES PRUNE JUICE,OR 24 OZS,THEN LARGE GLASS WATER,IF YOU DONT POOP YIUR BRAINS OUT IN A COUPLE HOURS GO SEE DOCTOR,GOOD LUCK!s226s226s226s226
WindyMind

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04/18/2014 10:38 PM
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Re: Help with Constipation
I have given you about 8 remedies for constipation.

Of all of them I really like Traditional Medicinals Smooth Move Tea. Drink one cup before bed is all you have to do.

It's easy.
Anonymous Coward
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04/18/2014 10:41 PM
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Re: Help with Constipation
Epson salt and a lot of water.

Don't schedule anything until it's done chuckle

But it will work.
 Quoting: Turtles Voice


This will work short term. Try taking psyllium husk and ground flax seed morning and night. One table spoon of each mixed with milk and a sweetner like honey or something else natural.
Nephel
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04/18/2014 10:45 PM
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Re: Help with Constipation
Hehe, spicy Mexican food with a side of medium to hot peppers. Guarantee this will work for you~
silvervega

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04/18/2014 10:53 PM

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Beer lots of it everyday be prepared to clean your throne everyday , I suggest hiring a servant to preform this labor. The point is beer will rectify the situation.
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
Anonymous Coward
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04/18/2014 10:54 PM
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Re: Help with Constipation
Epsom salts mixed with water. Flush you right out.
Anonymous Coward
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04/18/2014 11:22 PM
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Re: Help with Constipation
It's been about 5 days now sense I have taken a poop. Does anyone know what I can safely take to make me go?
 Quoting: CountryPumpkin



Mirilax

Walmart

it's pricey but it works and it's easy to take

a bottle will last you a good long while

it is tasteless and disappears entirely in liquid

does not thicken like some fiber formulas do

mix a capful in hot tea, juice, etc.
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04/18/2014 11:24 PM
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Re: Help with Constipation
and will work virtually overnight as well
Elusive Pisces
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04/18/2014 11:26 PM
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Epsom salts mixed with water. Flush you right out.
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It tastes really bad too.
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04/18/2014 11:30 PM
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Re: Help with Constipation
fast for a few days, take a break from digestion. drink water. pick it back up with an apple a day (it's true what they say), green food, and plant based protein.
Gali

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04/18/2014 11:51 PM
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Re: Help with Constipation
Here is a good remedy: Oxy-Cleanse, sold by Earth's Bounty.
Look up www.earthsbounty.com. It is not an instant remedy, but taken over several days will normalize bowel action.
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04/19/2014 07:11 AM
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To the people telling her she needs to eat more veggies and better diet, I have a child that eats mostly raw whole foods, maybe 1 slice of bread a day and she has severe constipation problems. She's tiny, I've never known a more healthy eater and she has the hardest time pooping. One time she couldn't walk straight after just 2 days of not pooping and I took her to the hospital and it looked like she had a cantaloupe inside her. The laxatives the doctor told me to give her don't help regularly, after 3 days of taking them she'll have a severe poop attack. IDK what to do for her either, I've tried mineral oil, exlax chocolates, enema seems to help the best to break it up and get moving. Even last night before bed she requested a collard green salad, straight up raw.
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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04/19/2014 07:14 AM
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Re: Help with Constipation
It's been about 5 days now sense I have taken a poop. Does anyone know what I can safely take to make me go?
 Quoting: CountryPumpkin


Cheap red wine always makes me go the morning after I drink it.
Anonymous Coward
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04/19/2014 08:12 AM
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Re: Help with Constipation
It's been about 5 days now sense I have taken a poop. Does anyone know what I can safely take to make me go?
 Quoting: CountryPumpkin


Boy, you don't need to tell me that. The evidence is visible that your poo is pushing upwards and gather around your dewlap. Insert your finger into your throat and throw it up.
Anonymous Coward
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04/19/2014 08:45 AM
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Re: Help with Constipation
Eat at least 2-3 cucumbers each day and then drink water. This will solve your problem(no kidding).
Anonymous Coward
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04/19/2014 08:49 AM
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Re: Help with Constipation
Vacuum cleaner.
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if you do, it's good to cease drinking coca-cola. since it's effecting a great deal on constipation
ILiveWithTrees

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04/19/2014 09:27 AM
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Re: Help with Constipation
If you are serious get some psyllium husk
Anonymous Coward
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04/19/2014 09:34 AM
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Vacuum cleaner.
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lmao
Anonymous Coward
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04/19/2014 09:36 AM
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Re: Help with Constipation
never strain on the toilet it causes piles


weight lifters get piles because of straining...
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Re: Help with Constipation
Do a glycerine enema. It won't fuck up your digestive flora cause it's only like one ounce of liquid.

You'll shit.
digitalFoo

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04/19/2014 09:47 AM
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Re: Help with Constipation
mini shredded wheat (8-12 pcs) and some granola.
SnakeAirlines

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04/19/2014 09:48 AM
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Re: Help with Constipation
It's been about 5 days now sense I have taken a poop. Does anyone know what I can safely take to make me go?
 Quoting: CountryPumpkin


Swallow more semen...
"Hold my cat while I bring in my tomato plant. That chemtrail looks like an earthquake chemtrail"

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