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Help with Constipation

 
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You get this 1.

tickle or pinch the skin around your anus and crotch area.

The trick is to use the sensation created by your touch to be able to focus your mind down in that location. You will soon realize that focusing on a point in your body increases blood flow to that area.

Do you catch my drift?
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Magnesium Citrate - if capsules take 3000mgs; if powder take 3 full scoops mixed with spring or bottled h2o. Works in approximately 3-6 hrs. Best of luck to you.
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Is there a Taco Bell near you?
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Look into what 3 tbls of Xylitol will do for you.
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Pumpkin said she needs to shit, not bleed from her anus, have hair loss & facial tics! What the hell is wrong with you people?!
I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends).

"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."

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Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters!

"When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007
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Look into what 3 tbls of Xylitol will do for you.
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Pumpkin said she needs to shit, not bleed from her anus, have hair loss & facial tics! What the hell is wrong with you people?!
 Quoting: Use your brian, moran!


Don't look at me...

I gave her the right answer...
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2 heresy's dark chocolate bars and a liter of coke (not diet). Eat the bars then slam the coke. You should be erupting within 15 minutes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56211831

Coffee is much more effective and you don't have to eat/drink that poison.
Its the caffeine that is the laxative; in coffee, chocolate, and soda. But coffee is absorbed (i.e. caffeine to the colon) much quicker than the others.
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So a cold/room temp coffee enema is what you suggest. Fascinating.
I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends).

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Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters!

"When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007
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Look into what 3 tbls of Xylitol will do for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56109884


Pumpkin said she needs to shit, not bleed from her anus, have hair loss & facial tics! What the hell is wrong with you people?!
 Quoting: Use your brian, moran!


Don't look at me...

I gave her the right answer...
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;-)
I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends).

"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."

Diderot

"Immigration without assimilation is invasion!" - Anonymous Coward

Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters!

"When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007
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A Subway sandwich always does it for me. Probably due to that yoga mat chemical they put in it.
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Re: Help with Constipation
It's been about 5 days now sense I have taken a poop. Does anyone know what I can safely take to make me go?
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if you have not taken a shit in 5 days then consider your self on a fast track to the grave yard. if thats you in your picture i would highly suggest you do a 90 day juice fast. Please don't go to your doctor asking about your health. I would suggest you start here first

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It's been about 5 days now sense I have taken a poop. Does anyone know what I can safely take to make me go?
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if you have not taken a shit in 5 days then consider your self on a fast track to the grave yard. if thats you in your picture i would highly suggest you do a 90 day juice fast. Please don't go to your doctor asking about your health. I would suggest you start here first

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It's been about 5 days now sense I have taken a poop. Does anyone know what I can safely take to make me go?
 Quoting: CountryPumpkin


What are we three? it's called shitting or taking a crap or unloading the toad or taking a dump! Geez.. It's early Morning and I'm NOT an early Mornings persons Try eating THREE LAXETTES then polishing that off with prune juice.
 Quoting: Hume-Ent


Point taken.
Pumpkin....where you going to take the poop? To the park? On a walk? For a date? I think the object is to evacuate your bowels, preferably into a toilet type receptacle & LEAVE IT THERE. Why would you want to take it? Are you a fecalpheliac or just oddly possessive of your bodily excretions?
I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends).

"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."

Diderot

"Immigration without assimilation is invasion!" - Anonymous Coward

Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters!

"When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007
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Re: Help with Constipation
How about an enema?

Coffee and a cigarette.

Smooth Move tea by traditional medicinals

Vitamin C to tolerance

Walking a lot


Get yourself a fleets or 2.
 Quoting: WindyMind


this is the main reason I miss smoking. for the epic poops!!
 Quoting: eekers


I smoke about 2 packs a day, drink 2-3 pots of organic coffee a day, made with distilled water & sweetened with organic sugar & even with the retarded amounts of pain medication that I take, for chronic pain, RARELY does a day go by when I'm unable to say
I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends).

"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."

Diderot

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Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters!

"When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007
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If you are serious get some psyllium husk
 Quoting: ILiveWithTrees


How do you use psyllium husk?

How many times a day? What is the best time?

How much water to drink with it?

Is it better to use it with or without bentonite clay?

How about taking pro-biotics / lactic bacteria at the same time?

Thank you for this thread. Many people have this problem. We all need to detox and ger all the bad stuff out of our bodies.

I don't eat meat by the way. Rarely fish.

I eat mostly organic food for as much as I can.

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It's been about 5 days now sense I have taken a poop. Does anyone know what I can safely take to make me go?
 Quoting: CountryPumpkin


32 ounces of room tempature "Prune Juice". It will not hurt you and it is natural.
“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” ~Seneca

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Throw a lil tabacco n marijuana ina joint smoke it n drop dueces

The 2 combined makes you muscles relax

Once ur ass muscles relax the shit will fall out
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cheese
Unvaxxed because fuck you
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Magnesium Citrate - if capsules take 3000mgs; if powder take 3 full scoops mixed with spring or bottled h2o. Works in approximately 3-6 hrs. Best of luck to you.
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DO NOT USE THE MAGNESIUM CITRATE! Bad stuff!
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you may be low on magnesium and/or potassium
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It's been about 5 days now sense I have taken a poop. Does anyone know what I can safely take to make me go?
 Quoting: CountryPumpkin


Properpoop
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there will never be a better source
than to speak your truth
or make your peace some other way.”
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Re: Help with Constipation
Drink a glass of Psyllium (3 tablespoons) in the morning.

Get some wheat grass pills

Interupt all 3 meals for 3 days with 10 wheatgrass pills.

This will end as what is called a snake.

You need a good colon cleanse.
 Quoting: WindyMind


By interrupt do you mean replace with?
I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends).

"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."

Diderot

"Immigration without assimilation is invasion!" - Anonymous Coward

Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters!

"When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007
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[link to www.amazon.com]

This will do it. Read the review.
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Hilarious!
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Anyone?
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BRB I laughed so hard I think that I may have sharted & I have to go wipe.
I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends).

"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."

Diderot

"Immigration without assimilation is invasion!" - Anonymous Coward

Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters!

"When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007
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after you are going again, eat a couple pieces of celery every day.

Put a little almond butter into the celery stick--good and natural and keeps things more normal
violet
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after you are going again, eat a couple pieces of celery every day.

Put a little almond butter into the celery stick--good and natural and keeps things more normal
violet
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It's been about 5 days now sense I have taken a poop. Does anyone know what I can safely take to make me go?
 Quoting: CountryPumpkin


Swallow more semen...
 Quoting: SnakeAirlines


You're putting it the wrong hole to remedy constipation.
I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends).

"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."

Diderot

"Immigration without assimilation is invasion!" - Anonymous Coward

Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters!

"When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007
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[link to www.amazon.com]

This will do it. Read the review.
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Hilarious!
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Anyone?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57030368


BRB I laughed so hard I think that I may have sharted & I have to go wipe.
 Quoting: Use your brian, moran!


Not that is funny right there. Oh my goodness--hilarious!
violet
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You're avatar is a freak and messing with your head

Disgusting
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With her bowels too apparently. chuckle
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If you have already taken laxatives and they haven't worked try a glycerin suppository. This will soften the stool and allow it to easily pass.

I am assuming you have been eating solid food and you feel uncomfortable.

If you have been on a protein only diet or fast you may not have produced enough fecal matter to need to defecate.
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eat 2 cans of SpagettiOs, after that have a large cup of instant coffee...

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Ok, will try Epson salt...if that doesnt work will pick out another.


Thanks!hf
 Quoting: CountryPumpkin


Metamucil every night before going to bed prevents this condition. Warm prune juice will usually work same day.
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Apple juice, cashews, coffee, or Milk of Magnesia





GLP