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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 57006499  Australia04/19/2014 09:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | tickle or pinch the skin around your anus and crotch area. The trick is to use the sensation created by your touch to be able to focus your mind down in that location. You will soon realize that focusing on a point in your body increases blood flow to that area. Do you catch my drift? |
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Use your brian, moran!  User ID: 56043334 United States04/19/2014 10:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is there a Taco Bell near you? I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends). "Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." Diderot "Immigration without assimilation is invasion!" - Anonymous Coward Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters! "When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007 |
| Use your brian, moran! User ID: 56043334 United States04/19/2014 10:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pumpkin said she needs to shit, not bleed from her anus, have hair loss & facial tics! What the hell is wrong with you people?! I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends). "Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." Diderot "Immigration without assimilation is invasion!" - Anonymous Coward Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters! "When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007 |
| SnakeAirlines User ID: 56568913 United States04/19/2014 10:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pumpkin said she needs to shit, not bleed from her anus, have hair loss & facial tics! What the hell is wrong with you people?! Don't look at me... I gave her the right answer... "Hold my cat while I bring in my tomato plant. That chemtrail looks like an earthquake chemtrail" deanoZXT-07/20/2014 07:48 PM |
| Use your brian, moran! User ID: 56043334 United States04/19/2014 10:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2 heresy's dark chocolate bars and a liter of coke (not diet). Eat the bars then slam the coke. You should be erupting within 15 minutes. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56211831 Coffee is much more effective and you don't have to eat/drink that poison. Its the caffeine that is the laxative; in coffee, chocolate, and soda. But coffee is absorbed (i.e. caffeine to the colon) much quicker than the others. So a cold/room temp coffee enema is what you suggest. Fascinating. I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends). "Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." Diderot "Immigration without assimilation is invasion!" - Anonymous Coward Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters! "When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007 |
| Use your brian, moran! User ID: 56043334 United States04/19/2014 10:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pumpkin said she needs to shit, not bleed from her anus, have hair loss & facial tics! What the hell is wrong with you people?! Don't look at me... I gave her the right answer... ;-) I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends). "Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." Diderot "Immigration without assimilation is invasion!" - Anonymous Coward Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters! "When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007 |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 30719139 United States04/19/2014 10:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 51636290 United States04/19/2014 10:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's been about 5 days now sense I have taken a poop. Does anyone know what I can safely take to make me go? Quoting: CountryPumpkin if you have not taken a shit in 5 days then consider your self on a fast track to the grave yard. if thats you in your picture i would highly suggest you do a 90 day juice fast. Please don't go to your doctor asking about your health. I would suggest you start here first Thread: MEDICAL DOCTORS EXPOSED the video they don't want you to see |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 51636290 United States04/19/2014 10:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's been about 5 days now sense I have taken a poop. Does anyone know what I can safely take to make me go? Quoting: CountryPumpkin if you have not taken a shit in 5 days then consider your self on a fast track to the grave yard. if thats you in your picture i would highly suggest you do a 90 day juice fast. Please don't go to your doctor asking about your health. I would suggest you start here first Thread: MEDICAL DOCTORS EXPOSED the video they don't want you to see |
| Use your brian, moran! User ID: 56043334 United States04/19/2014 10:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's been about 5 days now sense I have taken a poop. Does anyone know what I can safely take to make me go? Quoting: CountryPumpkin What are we three? it's called shitting or taking a crap or unloading the toad or taking a dump! Geez.. It's early Morning and I'm NOT an early Mornings persons Try eating THREE LAXETTES then polishing that off with prune juice. Point taken. Pumpkin....where you going to take the poop? To the park? On a walk? For a date? I think the object is to evacuate your bowels, preferably into a toilet type receptacle & LEAVE IT THERE. Why would you want to take it? Are you a fecalpheliac or just oddly possessive of your bodily excretions? I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends). "Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." Diderot "Immigration without assimilation is invasion!" - Anonymous Coward Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters! "When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007 |
| Use your brian, moran! User ID: 56043334 United States04/19/2014 10:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about an enema? Quoting: WindyMind Coffee and a cigarette. Smooth Move tea by traditional medicinals Vitamin C to tolerance Walking a lot Get yourself a fleets or 2. this is the main reason I miss smoking. for the epic poops!! I smoke about 2 packs a day, drink 2-3 pots of organic coffee a day, made with distilled water & sweetened with organic sugar & even with the retarded amounts of pain medication that I take, for chronic pain, RARELY does a day go by when I'm unable to say I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends). "Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." Diderot "Immigration without assimilation is invasion!" - Anonymous Coward Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters! "When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007 |
| F-BVFA User ID: 48442288  France04/19/2014 11:28 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How do you use psyllium husk? How many times a day? What is the best time? How much water to drink with it? Is it better to use it with or without bentonite clay? How about taking pro-biotics / lactic bacteria at the same time? Thank you for this thread. Many people have this problem. We all need to detox and ger all the bad stuff out of our bodies. I don't eat meat by the way. Rarely fish. I eat mostly organic food for as much as I can.  I came. I saw. I Concorde. For once you have tasted Concorde you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return. "I would say today we can integrate all religions and races EXCEPT ISLAM." Singapore's founding father Lee Kuan Y ew |
| AdHocBOHICA User ID: 32335824 United States04/19/2014 11:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's been about 5 days now sense I have taken a poop. Does anyone know what I can safely take to make me go? Quoting: CountryPumpkin 32 ounces of room tempature "Prune Juice". It will not hurt you and it is natural. “Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” ~Seneca PS: I Stole this from another member.... ;) |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 56338229 United States04/19/2014 11:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| AdHocBOHICA User ID: 32335824 United States04/19/2014 11:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Magnesium Citrate - if capsules take 3000mgs; if powder take 3 full scoops mixed with spring or bottled h2o. Works in approximately 3-6 hrs. Best of luck to you. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31096085 DO NOT USE THE MAGNESIUM CITRATE! Bad stuff! “Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” ~Seneca PS: I Stole this from another member.... ;) |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 46975225 United States04/19/2014 12:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Relativity User ID: 56163912 United States04/19/2014 12:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's been about 5 days now sense I have taken a poop. Does anyone know what I can safely take to make me go? Quoting: CountryPumpkin  “In finding balance between lies and trust there will never be a better source than to speak your truth or make your peace some other way.” ~Sully Erna Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. For even the very wise cannot see all ends. -Gandalph "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." - William Shakespeare |
| Use your brian, moran! User ID: 56043334 United States04/19/2014 12:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Drink a glass of Psyllium (3 tablespoons) in the morning. Quoting: WindyMind Get some wheat grass pills Interupt all 3 meals for 3 days with 10 wheatgrass pills. This will end as what is called a snake. You need a good colon cleanse. By interrupt do you mean replace with? I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends). "Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." Diderot "Immigration without assimilation is invasion!" - Anonymous Coward Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters! "When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007 |
| Use your brian, moran! User ID: 56043334 United States04/19/2014 12:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57030368 BRB I laughed so hard I think that I may have sharted & I have to go wipe. I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends). "Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." Diderot "Immigration without assimilation is invasion!" - Anonymous Coward Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters! "When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007 |
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| Use your brian, moran! User ID: 56043334 United States04/19/2014 01:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's been about 5 days now sense I have taken a poop. Does anyone know what I can safely take to make me go? Quoting: CountryPumpkin Swallow more semen... You're putting it the wrong hole to remedy constipation. I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends). "Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." Diderot "Immigration without assimilation is invasion!" - Anonymous Coward Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters! "When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007 |
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| cookie lady User ID: 57055478 United States04/19/2014 01:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you have already taken laxatives and they haven't worked try a glycerin suppository. This will soften the stool and allow it to easily pass. I am assuming you have been eating solid food and you feel uncomfortable. If you have been on a protein only diet or fast you may not have produced enough fecal matter to need to defecate. |
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