Barbie's Metrosexual BITCH "boyfriend" KEN & the Emasculation of Modern Man WTF???
My father would have LITERALLY kicked my ever-loving ass for playing with any "freaking doll" as he would say; Ken, GI Joe, whatever, didn't matter. A doll was a doll in his eyes. That's how my dad's generation made sure men were men and stayed that way; no dolls, and plenty of ass kickings when necessary.
I saw a Ken doll at my niece's house today. The fucking thing looked like a flaming fuckin fag. I couldn't believe it. I mean, Ken was never a manly man, pretty boy he was, but now they have made him straight <BITCH>.
Probably drank one too many soy lattes with lunches of tofurkey and quinoa salads. I mean WTF????
I look around these days and there are SO FREAKING MANY GAYS skipping around town I have to ask myself, "Were all these bitches closeted up when I was growing up, or is there something in the water shrinking the testicles of men these days???" Are you noticing this too? Do I give a fuck, NO, not really, but its getting kinda scary.
I mean really. And you can't find a man under thirty these days that comes across like a MAN. Like a real honest to goodness, arrogant, insensitive, unshaven, deep voiced MAN. Where did they go? Even my wife agrees something is going on.