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The Illuminati made my cat an offer he couldn't refuse

 
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Demon Cat

This him?
- The Spider Kid
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u know the drill
take 'em for whatever they got
fake compliance
etc
etc
we got ur back
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popcorn
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58141359


When God says yes you can keep your pride and yes you can have it all and yes you can be god and no it doesn't matter if you're a cat and they offer you a million and a job and humiliation. I mean I'm just a cat but you don't exactly have me pinned in the headboard either.
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I will only post on glp threads that are at least as ridiculous as this one. If you require a serious response find me on gmg. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Pretty slick for a pretty little kitty.
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u know the drill
take 'em for whatever they got
fake compliance
etc
etc
we got ur back
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But it was your back with the issue when the vet gave you my painkillers.
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Wtf did I just read ahHHahahaha I'm dying!!!
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one of your better colorizations, subject matter and feathering of color, tone and hue appear subliminally natural. focus and out of focus mix evokes, captures a rising out of a mirage feeling! lol
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Wtf did I just read ahHHahahaha I'm dying!!!
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No you're not. I'm the real deal girl and I've got your back no matter what.hi
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Wtf did I just read ahHHahahaha I'm dying!!!
 Quoting: Phoenix 33272062


No you're not. I'm the real deal girl and I've got your back no matter what.hi
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:blue23423424::Amur:
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Wowza!

pretty kitty
aHEMagain^2

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Blue buffalo canned food for life, everlasting fresh step, and a 33ft Amazonian deluxe edition cat perch with fake whack-a-mole style birds with lazer beams attached to their heads for ultimate enjoyment.

Affordable housing, 10 sack of the 'nip in the mailbox by the week...

All he has to do is initiate Project Komodo to allow for the pavlov's spirit dogs to wage war against the cat faction of the NWO... He'd effectively be selling out his own kind.

At the moment he's liking the offer, considering how lately the Felinus group has been stalling to take out the Anubis starship in the upper Sirus dwelling area...They say the dog days are "over," well, they might not be finished...

Please if any of you can convince him not to take the offer it'd be greatly appreciated. All you have to do is give him kind, pleasant words in this thread, because I know he'll read it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8562020

coolstorywoody

darkcats

clappacat

Clear the ladies from the room!!!!!

Sounds like your cat has undergone a serious case of burning brain dude!!!!! I recommend 450 million rounds of ammunition and a nail in your cat flap..... If that doesn't help dig a big hole in the ground and stick a door on top.
xx
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57502967

bunkercat

Well let's hear about that "Offer" and until you elaborate, what you're saying is just JUNK.

GET OVER IT that no one believes you...you haven't posted anything of value other than some drivel about you knowing something that you haven't even stated.

WASTE OF TIME!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57505213

ownit

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What the fuck is going on in that picture?

Demon Cat

This him?
 Quoting: Kai (VALIS)


The usual suspects.

kpcat

poolcat

masque

fun82

baldcat

kthxbai


aHEMagain

ps: OP's cat has made a decision.
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Last Edited by aHEMagain^2 on 10/28/2015 06:49 PM
"And once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper piece harlot."
-- Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick [link to tvtropes.org]
"History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme" -- Mark Twain
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Bump.
"And once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper piece harlot."
-- Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick [link to tvtropes.org]
"History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme" -- Mark Twain
"It is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.-- William Clifford [link to myweb.lmu.edu]