Council of Islamic Ideology declares women’s existence anti-Islamic

Sharia is not the will of Allah, fucking reprobates.

I'll be so fucking glad when the ETS or aliens or the Annanuki or whoever just blows this shit hole of a planet up.

Note that this is a satire column...so this stuff is made up.
The tagline for the column says "Telling it like it almost never is."

The point of the satire being of course, to mock the absurdity that is the Council of Islamic Ideology.

To those who believe this. I just want to tell you how the women were treated before Islam came, and before Prophet Mohammad’s birth (570 C.E.). and how Islam save them.
As for women’s conditions, there was a great controversy in Europe questioning women’s humanity and some even argued women’s souls were of devils. Some argued about women’s right to inheritance. And polygamy was practiced with no limits. Since women then was reduced much in that society.
An English historian Herbert George Wells described this epoch in history (the 6th century C.E) as the worst, darkest, and most unpromising ever. He added that Europe was a rotten corpse of a dead big man. Until Mohamad the Muslim prophet came to life. Said Wells.
In Arabia, Women before Islam were so pitiful and denied their financial rights, so they can’t possess anything or inherit. Women were even part of the legacy inherited by men. So men might share in lands as part of their legacy and someone’s share in their legacy might be a woman. Imagine women were part of legacy back then. There were some exceptions for highly respectable women. Girls were killed when they were young. Some killed 7 daughters of his. Some has not killed girls till they were 6 years old as if they enjoying torturing them. Their fathers would let their mothers beautify them before killing them. And he had already dug a hole so he would throw her into it and bury her there. Girls might rub dust off their fathers’ breads while buried by them. There is a verse in Quran in this regard talking about those criminals “And when any of them is given the glad tiding of a daughter, his face is blackened and he choked inwardly, he hides from people because of the bad tiding he has received, whether he should preserve her in humiliation or bury her into the dust. Evil indeed is what they judge!" ~An-NAHL (58-59) .. Would today’s girls imagine this situation? And see what would have befallen them before Mohammad (PBUH). See how life conditions were before Mohammad (PBUH). See how prophet Mohamad (PBUH) is mercy to all mankind.
Prophet Mohammad (PBUH) revolutionized men’s outlook on women; Almost 10 years after these incidences or after Mohammad’s prophethood the prophet said, “ if anyone cares for 3 daughters disciplines them and do good to them, he will go to paradise” A Muslim man then asked what if he had only 2 daughters ? Mohammad (PBUH) said that this would apply to the one who has only 2, Another man asked if this would apply to whom having only 1 daughter, Prophet Mohamed smiled (PBUH) “ . Such a drastic change took place before and after prophet Mohamed. He used to embrace his daughter Fatima and kiss her forehead. When he was about to die Fatima cried more than the others. Others didn’t know that he was about to die but she did as he couldn’t rise and kiss her forehead. Mohammad brings drastic changes bettering women’s conditions out of love and respect for them.
Islam protects women’s rights. Here I picked 2 examples for you, other rights you can read about them in the second reference…
The Prophet Mohammad (PBUH) said, "A woman who had been married previously shall be married only after her expressed order has been obtained and a virgin shall be married only after her consent is obtained”
Islam protects the woman's rights to ownership and disposition of property, her rights to enter into sales and purchase contracts, to rent and to enter into partnerships. It protects her rights to lend and mortgage, to leave a will, an endowment or a charity.
References:
1) Translation of Amr Khaled’s lecture “ Ala khota Alhabib 2”
2) [link to www.ebnmaryam.com]