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Woman killed kitten in microwave for five minutes, it attacked her pet goldfish

 
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Woman killed kitten in microwave for five minutes, it attacked her pet goldfish
A woman killed her kitten by cooking it in a microwave for five minutes, a court has heard.

Unemployed Laura Cunliffe, 23, from Hoyland near Barnsley, is said to have put four-month-old Mowgli in the microwave after it attacked her pet goldfish.

Cunliffe then set the controls to cook for five minutes - Barnsley Magistrates were told.

Remarkably, the black and white female was alive when Cunliffe finally removed it from the machine - but she died shortly afterwards.

Cunliffe pleaded guilty of causing unnecessary suffering to an animal and was granted unconditional bail. She will be sentenced on March 13.

Brian Orsborn, prosecuting for the RSPCA, told the court that Cunliffe had had the kitten since it was a few weeks old.

He said: 'The kitten was in a distressed state when Miss Cunliffe took it out of the oven. She took the animals to a relative’s home.

'The kitten could not get its breath and died about ninety minutes later. Miss Cunliffe made arrangements for the body of the kitten to be taken away to be buried.

'The RSPCA became involved and was able to trace the man who carried out the burial.'

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05/14/2014 07:15 AM
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Re: Woman killed kitten in microwave for five minutes, it attacked her pet goldfish
Mmmm I bet that smelled delightful...
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Laura Cunliffe 23 is a CUNT. spread the word.
You'll find her on social media im sure.
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that's horrible!! I hope the bitch suffers.

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Re: Woman killed kitten in microwave for five minutes, it attacked her pet goldfish
Someone should put that cunt in a microwave. A kitten? Come the fuck on.
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If you're gonna microwave a kitten, at least cook it long enough to watch it's head explode.
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:(
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Laura Cunliffe 23 is a CUNT. spread the word.
You'll find her on social media im sure.
 Quoting: ThesonofhendriX


look at this! there's a whole group dedicated to shaming her
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Poor kitty cat.

sigh y_tears
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Kiev authorities have undeniable proof of Russian implication in the incident involving loyal goldfish viciously attacked by spetnatz highly trained kitten
keep in touch for further developments
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Re: Woman killed kitten in microwave for five minutes, it attacked her pet goldfish
Good thing she cannot reproduce, or can she?
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05/14/2014 07:31 AM
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I may even do a black magic ritual against her,. involving a black inscribed candle and some certain other ingredients.

heck heres a website you can get the cnadles form [link to www.ebay.com]

i don't normally do such things, but i sense this bitch is evil enough to deserve it.
I haven't decided yet though,.

Last Edited by Agent Smith 2014 on 05/14/2014 07:31 AM
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Banned from owning animals for life.. How the fuck are they going to enforce that? I hope that charge equates to a felony and there is a record that follows this piece of shit, that way any potential employers know what a lowlife she is
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Such hate-filled creatures you all can be. It is as if you need an outlet to channel all of your blood thirsty wrath. Forgive her, and have mercy. This will move her to be kind.
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Such hate-filled creatures you all can be. It is as if you need an outlet to channel all of your blood thirsty wrath. Forgive her, and have mercy. This will move her to be kind.
 Quoting: Godless Gold Slave


Nope. NO forgiveness for her. I sense that her karma must be dealt in this life.
Life is a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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Such hate-filled creatures you all can be. It is as if you need an outlet to channel all of your blood thirsty wrath. Forgive her, and have mercy. This will move her to be kind.
 Quoting: Godless Gold Slave


Nope. NO forgiveness for her. I sense that her karma must be dealt in this life.
 Quoting: ThesonofhendriX


Fighting fire with fire is how the world got into this whole mess of microwaves and immorality.
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Such hate-filled creatures you all can be. It is as if you need an outlet to channel all of your blood thirsty wrath. Forgive her, and have mercy. This will move her to be kind.
 Quoting: Godless Gold Slave


Nope. NO forgiveness for her. I sense that her karma must be dealt in this life.
 Quoting: ThesonofhendriX


Fighting fire with fire is how the world got into this whole mess of microwaves and immorality.
 Quoting: Godless Gold Slave


I am the punishment of God...If this woman had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon her.”
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I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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Re: Woman killed kitten in microwave for five minutes, it attacked her pet goldfish
Such hate-filled creatures you all can be. It is as if you need an outlet to channel all of your blood thirsty wrath. Forgive her, and have mercy. This will move her to be kind.
If you're gonna microwave a kitten, at least cook it long enough to watch it's head explode.
 Quoting: Godless Gold Slave


asshole
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Re: Woman killed kitten in microwave for five minutes, it attacked her pet goldfish
Lucifer's Touch... A Powerful Evil Hex!
Light 3 black candles at midnight. Inscribe with the enemies name and repeat the following three times. If you have a bell you should ring it three times at the beginning of this ritual...

I call to the mighty bringer of light, Lucifer...

"Spirits of the abyss, here my call
all most powerful one and all
Lucifer my thoughts do sing
through the universe they now ring
Take thine enemy, take him smite
Break him, scorn him in the night
From the mighty depths of hell
cast your darkness on his shell
Oh Lucifer, oh shinning star
Touch him, burn him from afar
Revenge now will have its day
for thine enemy starts to fray"
So it be!

During the time spent doing this hex, you should be worked up into a frenzy of anger and thinking of the darkness about to descend upon your enemy. When you are done, extinguish the candles.

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Re: Woman killed kitten in microwave for five minutes, it attacked her pet goldfish
that's horrible!! I hope the bitch suffers.

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MY GOD, I am not a violent person, but when I see people mistreat inocents, people or animals, I just want to beat them with a stick so hard until they learn...(if they learn...)
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Re: Woman killed kitten in microwave for five minutes, it attacked her pet goldfish
some people shouldn't be allowed near living animals.
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god would have to save her EVIL ASS from the likes of me. this is an instant karma crime in my book.
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some people shouldn't be allowed near living animals.
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What about dead ones?
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I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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god would have to save her EVIL ASS from the likes of me. this is an instant karma crime in my book.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57989322


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Also for anyone thinking this woman may be of low IQ or a low mental age. She is a solicitor. She was fully aware and responsible for the sin she committed.
Life is a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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Re: Woman killed kitten in microwave for five minutes, it attacked her pet goldfish
That is sick. Most gold fish die within a month or so, so why worry about the kitten getting the fish. The fish can't cuddle up with her and catch mice, the kitten could. But now she has done the worst thing possible. This lady needs to rot in hell.
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god would have to save her EVIL ASS from the likes of me. this is an instant karma crime in my book.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57989322


[link to www.ebay.com]
 Quoting: ThesonofhendriX


LOL Beware whom you atract with those rites...Not a good idea.
I rather wait for karma...because I cannot be there to beat her evil dirty ass.
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Re: Woman killed kitten in microwave for five minutes, it attacked her pet goldfish
Fuck, this pisses me off. To hell with the trial. Just fucking decapitate this bitch, throw her head in a microwave, and make her feel the same fucking pain while she's still conscious for the last 30 seconds of her fucking life.
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Laura Cunliffe 23 is a CUNT. spread the word.
You'll find her on social media im sure.
 Quoting: ThesonofhendriX


she'll get what she deserves I hope.gotta picture of this beauty?
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ThesonofhendriX

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Laura Cunliffe 23 is a CUNT. spread the word.
You'll find her on social media im sure.
 Quoting: ThesonofhendriX


she'll get what she deserves I hope.gotta picture of this beauty?
 Quoting: lupa14.7.14


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