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US draws up plans to fight off zombie invasion | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 51976818  United Kingdom05/15/2014 04:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You people are so fucking dumb! Do anyone of you actually know what the 'zombie' is? It's a fucking metaphor for the dumb brainless American consumers! So when you hear the military is running 'zombie' scenarios it means they are running scenarios against the dumb American consumers. Fuck, you guys are really as dumb as the consumers (zombies) portrayed in George Romero's zombie movies. Get a fucking brain! |
aradriel  User ID: 57725357  Russia05/15/2014 04:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's a fucking metaphor for the dumb brainless American consumers! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51976818 not exactly and not only they prepare to apocaliptic events Last Edited by aradriel on 05/15/2014 04:31 AM |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 58082028 United States05/15/2014 04:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You people are so fucking dumb! Do anyone of you actually know what the 'zombie' is? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51976818 It's a fucking metaphor for the dumb brainless American consumers! So when you hear the military is running 'zombie' scenarios it means they are running scenarios against the dumb American consumers. Fuck, you guys are really as dumb as the consumers (zombies) portrayed in George Romero's zombie movies. Get a fucking brain! we are not dumb and not affraid... they will lose and lose badly... we are legion, we do not forgive, we do not forget... thy Judgement cometh... |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1689971 United States05/15/2014 04:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | a joke, the document is intended as an exercise in drawing up planning documents for training purposes, rather than a real-life strategy. Its authors noted that the general public sometimes "mistakenly believes that a fictional training scenario is actually a real plan" so they opted for "a completely-impossible scenario that could never be mistaken". |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 58082028 United States05/15/2014 04:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | do you people read ??? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1689971 a joke, the document is intended as an exercise in drawing up planning documents for training purposes, rather than a real-life strategy. Its authors noted that the general public sometimes "mistakenly believes that a fictional training scenario is actually a real plan" so they opted for "a completely-impossible scenario that could never be mistaken". bullshit... we know and its fucking time! |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 58091001 Ireland05/15/2014 04:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | do you people read ??? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1689971 a joke, the document is intended as an exercise in drawing up planning documents for training purposes, rather than a real-life strategy. Its authors noted that the general public sometimes "mistakenly believes that a fictional training scenario is actually a real plan" so they opted for "a completely-impossible scenario that could never be mistaken". Ask yourself - why would the Army spend money, time and resources training for a "completely impossible scenario"?? What would be the point? |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 50006593 United States05/15/2014 04:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | do you people read ??? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1689971 a joke, the document is intended as an exercise in drawing up planning documents for training purposes, rather than a real-life strategy. Its authors noted that the general public sometimes "mistakenly believes that a fictional training scenario is actually a real plan" so they opted for "a completely-impossible scenario that could never be mistaken". yah this isn't real. [link to communities.washingtontimes.com] |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 58082028 United States05/15/2014 04:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in heaven. 9And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. 10And I heard a loud voice saying in heaven, Now is come salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the power of his Christ: for the accuser of our brethren is cast down, which accused them before our God day and night. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 48910873  Japan06/05/2014 12:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | do you people read ??? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1689971 a joke, the document is intended as an exercise in drawing up planning documents for training purposes, rather than a real-life strategy. Its authors noted that the general public sometimes "mistakenly believes that a fictional training scenario is actually a real plan" so they opted for "a completely-impossible scenario that could never be mistaken". Ask yourself - why would the Army spend money, time and resources training for a "completely impossible scenario"?? What would be the point? zombie is code. the zombies are the public. they are intentionally trying to turn us all into a bunch of zombies before they make war against us. Kind of like get the enemy soldiers drunk before you attack them. we are the zombies in their eyes. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 44493293 United States06/05/2014 12:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The US military has drawn up plans to fight off an invasion of "evil magic zombies" and other forms of the undead. Quoting: Tess2012 Prefaced with the disclaimer "this plan was not actually designed as a joke", CONPLAN 8888 lays out a strategy "to undertake military operations to preserve 'non-zombie' humans from threats posed by a zombie horde". The 31-page document, obtained by Foreign Policy, lays out the eight types of zombie adversaries the US military may face in the event of an outbreak. They range from space zombies to weaponised zombies and even vegetarian zombies, who eat plants rather than humans and groan "grains" instead of "brains". It dwells on the threat from evil magic zombies, those created by "some form of occult experimentation in what might otherwise be referred to as 'evil magic'".The 2011 plan also mentions chicken zombies, a genuine phenomenon where chickens are gassed with carbon monoxide and buried "but inexplicably come back to life and dig themselves out". [link to www.telegraph.co.uk] How long before Obama appoints a State Witchdoctor? now you know you have a bad ass military..that plans for zombies.im in.  |
