PENTAGON Has Plans To Protect You From A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

[link to www.cnn.com]

I know you lay in bed at night and worry about what you will do when a zombie comes through your window. No need to do that!

The Pentagon has you covered for that situation. They have an entire document devoted to a zombie apocalypse.

FROM ARTICLE:

Zombie life forms "created via some form of occult experimentation in what might otherwise be referred to as 'evil magic,' to vegetarian zombies that pose no threat to humans due to their exclusive consumption of vegetation, to zombie life forms created after an organism is infected with a high dose of radiation are among the invaders the document outlines."

Every phase of the operation from conducting general zombie awareness training, and recalling all military personnel to their duty stations, to deploying reconnaissance teams to ascertain the general safety of the environment to restoring civil authority after the zombie threat has been neutralized are discussed.

And the rules of engagement with the zombies are clearly spelled out within the document.

"The only assumed way to effectively cause causalities to the zombie ranks by tactical force is the concentration of all firepower to the head, specifically the brain,"