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I'm drunk .....ask me any religious biblical question and I will answer

 
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I'm drunk .....ask me any religious biblical question and I will answer
I'm a disobedient child of God ...for some reason He still loves me and for that I'm thankful
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Re: I'm drunk .....ask me any religious biblical question and I will answer
Ask me a question
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Did Jesus make you whine?
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No?
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Re: I'm drunk .....ask me any religious biblical question and I will answer
what are the mainstream abrahamic religions and what do they all have in common?
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Who are the sons of God and when will they appear!
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Re: I'm drunk .....ask me any religious biblical question and I will answer
what are the mainstream abrahamic religions and what do they all have in common?
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Christianity ....Judaism and Islam .....they all consider Abraham the father of their faith
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Who are the sons of God and when will they appear!
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There has been many sons of God on the earth since the beginning of time


Adam was the first .... but there has been many more.....Abraham ....Moses ....Joshua .......David ......Isaiah .....Paul .....John .....and many more ....there are an elect few that walk the earth today but Jesus was the only begotten son of God for he was God

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Was it a good idea Killing the man and stealing his likeness to build a false church around a false idol Jesus?

What ever happened to the truth?
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How Noah save the kangaroo in Australia?
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You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
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I'm having some Southern Comfort because I need to feel comfortable. What would Jesus say?? angel4
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Re: I'm drunk .....ask me any religious biblical question and I will answer
why are there 10 additional books not included in the new testament?
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Was it a good idea Killing the man and stealing his likeness to build a false church around a false idol Jesus?

What ever happened to the truth?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4495962


Jesus couldn't of been killed had he not allowed it .... the plan of God will not be hindered .....Rome built a church,around the idea of Jesus but it's pagan establishment
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How Noah save the kangaroo in Australia?
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Because it was the will of the Almighty
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I'm having some Southern Comfort because I need to feel comfortable. What would Jesus say?? angel4
 Quoting: Susanna


He disapproves but He does understand ....God became flesh and experienced all the trials, disappointments and hardships that us humans go through
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whats the difference between Deism and Theism?
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Re: I'm drunk .....ask me any religious biblical question and I will answer
why are there 10 additional books not included in the new testament?
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You have to remember that God is all powerful ....if an all powerful being wanted those 10 books included then they would be there .....yet the bible in the book of exodus says that He hardened the heart of pharaoh to fufill his will ..... From that we can conclude that God impressed on King James advisors and translators to not include certain books that include error ....for example ....the book of Enoch might include 99% truth but it includes 1% error ....when the book of Enoch says that fallen angels slept with female humans ....this is false ....Jesus himself said that angels do not have human (sexual ) relations
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Re: I'm drunk .....ask me any religious biblical question and I will answer
why are there 10 additional books not included in the new testament?
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You have to remember that God is all powerful ....if an all powerful being wanted those 10 books included then they would be there .....yet the bible in the book of exodus says that He hardened the heart of pharaoh to fufill his will ..... From that we can conclude that God impressed on King James advisors and translators to not include certain books that include error ....for example ....the book of Enoch might include 99% truth but it includes 1% error ....when the book of Enoch says that fallen angels slept with female humans ....this is false ....Jesus himself said that angels do not have human (sexual ) relations
 Quoting: Simple_Man


thanks.
can you cite chapter/verse where He says that? just curious.

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whats the difference between Deism and Theism?
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Deism is a type of theism. Deists basically believe in a god that created the world, but doesn't interact with it in anyway. A deist would say that god set the world in motion and then stepped back to watch it unfold.

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Re: I'm drunk .....ask me any religious biblical question and I will answer
why are there 10 additional books not included in the new testament?
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You have to remember that God is all powerful ....if an all powerful being wanted those 10 books included then they would be there .....yet the bible in the book of exodus says that He hardened the heart of pharaoh to fufill his will ..... From that we can conclude that God impressed on King James advisors and translators to not include certain books that include error ....for example ....the book of Enoch might include 99% truth but it includes 1% error ....when the book of Enoch says that fallen angels slept with female humans ....this is false ....Jesus himself said that angels do not have human (sexual ) relations
 Quoting: Simple_Man


thanks.
can you cite chapter/verse where He says that? just curious.
 Quoting: Anubis


Remember that I'm drunk but if you want me to go research it I will ....what exactly that I stated are you wanting scriptural proof on
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Re: I'm drunk .....ask me any religious biblical question and I will answer
why are there 10 additional books not included in the new testament?
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You have to remember that God is all powerful ....if an all powerful being wanted those 10 books included then they would be there .....yet the bible in the book of exodus says that He hardened the heart of pharaoh to fufill his will ..... From that we can conclude that God impressed on King James advisors and translators to not include certain books that include error ....for example ....the book of Enoch might include 99% truth but it includes 1% error ....when the book of Enoch says that fallen angels slept with female humans ....this is false ....Jesus himself said that angels do not have human (sexual ) relations
 Quoting: Simple_Man


thanks.
can you cite chapter/verse where He says that? just curious.
 Quoting: Anubis


Remember that I'm drunk but if you want me to go research it I will ....what exactly that I stated are you wanting scriptural proof on
 Quoting: Simple_Man


i was just wondering where Jesus said that angels have not had human sexual relations. you dont have to look it up if you dont want to.

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If god created man in his own image...why the choosen people?

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You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
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Re: I'm drunk .....ask me any religious biblical question and I will answer
speaking of chosen people, are the people that call themselves jews today the chosen people?
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I'm a disobedient child of God ...for some reason He still loves me and for that I'm thankful
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Which Greek gods and goddesses are mentioned in the Bible?
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"...for some reason He still loves me" so you think.
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did god make me?
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speaking of chosen people, are the people that call themselves jews today the chosen people?
 Quoting: Anubis


The. Bible says that "all people who claim to be Jews aren't Jews"

In the book of Revelations it's says that 144,000 from the 12 tribes of Israel are chosen
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OP, did Joseph get jealous, when Marry shouted out "Oh god", in bed?

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Re: I'm drunk .....ask me any religious biblical question and I will answer
why are there 10 additional books not included in the new testament?
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You have to remember that God is all powerful ....if an all powerful being wanted those 10 books included then they would be there .....yet the bible in the book of exodus says that He hardened the heart of pharaoh to fufill his will ..... From that we can conclude that God impressed on King James advisors and translators to not include certain books that include error ....for example ....the book of Enoch might include 99% truth but it includes 1% error ....when the book of Enoch says that fallen angels slept with female humans ....this is false ....Jesus himself said that angels do not have human (sexual ) relations
 Quoting: Simple_Man


Genesis says that fallen angels reproduced with female humans.
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Ask me a question
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OK... What does Proverbs 20:1 plainly state?
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Re: I'm drunk .....ask me any religious biblical question and I will answer
I'm a disobedient child of God ...for some reason He still loves me and for that I'm thankful
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Which Greek gods and goddesses are mentioned in the Bible?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41239039


Jupiter , mercury , Zeus and Diana ......all mentioned by the apostle Paul