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I'm drunk .....ask me any religious biblical question and I will answer

 
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OP, did Joseph get jealous, when Marry shouted out god's name, in bed?
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Your atheist appreciation thread is a failure. So now you come over here with your foulness?
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did god make me?
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God set laws in motion .... The law of reproduction is one of them
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why are there 10 additional books not included in the new testament?
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You have to remember that God is all powerful ....if an all powerful being wanted those 10 books included then they would be there .....yet the bible in the book of exodus says that He hardened the heart of pharaoh to fufill his will ..... From that we can conclude that God impressed on King James advisors and translators to not include certain books that include error ....for example ....the book of Enoch might include 99% truth but it includes 1% error ....when the book of Enoch says that fallen angels slept with female humans ....this is false ....Jesus himself said that angels do not have human (sexual ) relations
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Genesis says that fallen angels reproduced with female humans.
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thats what i thought too...
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You have to remember that God is all powerful ....if an all powerful being wanted those 10 books included then they would be there .....yet the bible in the book of exodus says that He hardened the heart of pharaoh to fufill his will ..... From that we can conclude that God impressed on King James advisors and translators to not include certain books that include error ....for example ....the book of Enoch might include 99% truth but it includes 1% error ....when the book of Enoch says that fallen angels slept with female humans ....this is false ....Jesus himself said that angels do not have human (sexual ) relations
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thanks.
can you cite chapter/verse where He says that? just curious.
 Quoting: Anubis


Remember that I'm drunk but if you want me to go research it I will ....what exactly that I stated are you wanting scriptural proof on
 Quoting: Simple_Man


i was just wondering where Jesus said that angels have not had human sexual relations. you dont have to look it up if you dont want to.
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24 Jesus replied, ďAre you not in error because you do not know the Scriptures or the power of God? 25 When the dead rise, they will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.


The Bible clearly states that sex outside of marriage is considered fornication on the sight of God ....therefore when. Jesus says that humans will be like angels in the afterlife .... We can conclude that humans will no longer have what us humans know as human sexual relations ...and he says that angels don't either
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OP, did Joseph get jealous, when Marry shouted out god's name, in bed?
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Your atheist appreciation thread is a failure. So now you come over here with your foulness?
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You have no sense of humor.
You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate.
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If god created man in his own image...why the choosen people?
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Because God created Adam in his image ...then from Adam he took a rib and created Eve

The lineage of Adam are the sons of God but the bible says Cain is from the evil one

There are two seed lines

The seed of God and the seed of the serpent ....Jesus told some of the Pharisees that they were serpent seed when he said that their father was the devil ....yet. Jesus boldly proclaimed who is father was ....the eternal one

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Please tell me when you actually believed the bible was true. I'm not trolling but envious in your faith.
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If god created man in his own image...why the choosen people?
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Because God created Adam in his image ...then from Adam he took a rib and created Eve

The lineage of Adam are the sons of God but the bible says Cain is from the evil one

There are two seed lines

The seed of God and the seed of the serpent ....Jesus told some of the Pharisees that they were serpent seed when he said that their father was the devil ....yet. Jesus boldly proclaimed who is father was ....the eternal one
 Quoting: Simple_Man


was Mohammed a descendant of Cain?
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Please tell me when you actually believed the bible was true. I'm not trolling but envious in your faith.
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I get jealous of delusional people too. It's much easier to go through life that way.
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Ask me a question
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OK... What does Proverbs 20:1 plainly state?
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Wine is a mocker and beer a brawler;
whoever is led astray by them is not wise.



I never claimed to be wise ... I'm a flawed man
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Please tell me when you actually believed the bible was true. I'm not trolling but envious in your faith.
 Quoting: thadc


I was raised in the faith by two parents ......one male and one female

My dad physically beat me and verbally abused me ( verbal abuse is more damaging to a humans mind then physical abuse )


My mother loved me yet she was molested and raped and a young girl .....yet through it all she loved The Lord and she read to my brother and me Bible stories when we where children

Eventually she succumbed to her personal demons and she turned to drugs to numb her emotional pain ....she died of and Od on heroin and cocaine when I was 20


Yet the I never disbelieved .... I was more convinced then ever that there was EVIL in this life and of there was evil then there must be GOOD and I believe that Jesus Christ is the embodiment of GOOD for he was. God in human flesh and Jesus said " there is none good but God " and he was God
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If god created man in his own image...why the choosen people?
 Quoting: Zapata


Because God created Adam in his image ...then from Adam he took a rib and created Eve

The lineage of Adam are the sons of God but the bible says Cain is from the evil one

There are two seed lines

The seed of God and the seed of the serpent ....Jesus told some of the Pharisees that they were serpent seed when he said that their father was the devil ....yet. Jesus boldly proclaimed who is father was ....the eternal one
 Quoting: Simple_Man


God created the serpent is this an error?
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speaking of chosen people, are the people that call themselves jews today the chosen people?
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The. Bible says that "all people who claim to be Jews aren't Jews"

In the book of Revelations it's says that 144,000 from the 12 tribes of Israel are chosen
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thanks.
can you cite chapter/verse where He says that? just curious.
 Quoting: Anubis


Remember that I'm drunk but if you want me to go research it I will ....what exactly that I stated are you wanting scriptural proof on
 Quoting: Simple_Man


i was just wondering where Jesus said that angels have not had human sexual relations. you dont have to look it up if you dont want to.
 Quoting: Anubis




24 Jesus replied, ďAre you not in error because you do not know the Scriptures or the power of God? 25 When the dead rise, they will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.


The Bible clearly states that sex outside of marriage is considered fornication on the sight of God ....therefore when. Jesus says that humans will be like angels in the afterlife .... We can conclude that humans will no longer have what us humans know as human sexual relations ...and he says that angels don't either
 Quoting: Simple_Man


But fallen angels spirituality fornicated with them. We are what we invoke. Do not speak for God unless one is prepared for his judgement. You know nothing of Truth. Hide your face and seek what you can't understand.
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If god created man in his own image...why the choosen people?
 Quoting: Zapata


Because God created Adam in his image ...then from Adam he took a rib and created Eve

The lineage of Adam are the sons of God but the bible says Cain is from the evil one

There are two seed lines

The seed of God and the seed of the serpent ....Jesus told some of the Pharisees that they were serpent seed when he said that their father was the devil ....yet. Jesus boldly proclaimed who is father was ....the eternal one
 Quoting: Simple_Man


God created the serpent is this an error?
 Quoting: Zapata


No it represents animal consciousness.
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If god created man in his own image...why the choosen people?
 Quoting: Zapata


Because God created Adam in his image ...then from Adam he took a rib and created Eve

The lineage of Adam are the sons of God but the bible says Cain is from the evil one

There are two seed lines

The seed of God and the seed of the serpent ....Jesus told some of the Pharisees that they were serpent seed when he said that their father was the devil ....yet. Jesus boldly proclaimed who is father was ....the eternal one
 Quoting: Simple_Man


was Mohammed a descendant of Cain?
 Quoting: Anubis


Was he the literally "chemical " descendent of Cain ? .....we will never know in this life but it doesn't really matter because after Jesus died the seedline of God changed from physical to spiritual ...

Before Jesus only the physical seedline (Hebrews ) were called the chosen people of God .....after the death and resurrection of Jesus it changed to "whosever believeth"


Now it doesn't matter if you are Jew or gentile so long as one believes

Mohammed probably did see an angel .....he believed it was Gabriel but it probably was lucifer disguised as an angel of light



Martin Luther recieved a visit from lucifer disguised as Jesus he told him to bow and worship him ......yet Martin Luther noticed that the angel was wearing a crown and he knew from scripture that. Jesus recieved his crown later from the saints .....knowing that Jesus didn't wear a crown yet he determined that the supernatural being that was visiting him,was a fallen angel (demon) and refused to bow down
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If god created man in his own image...why the choosen people?
 Quoting: Zapata


Because God created Adam in his image ...then from Adam he took a rib and created Eve

The lineage of Adam are the sons of God but the bible says Cain is from the evil one

There are two seed lines

The seed of God and the seed of the serpent ....Jesus told some of the Pharisees that they were serpent seed when he said that their father was the devil ....yet. Jesus boldly proclaimed who is father was ....the eternal one
 Quoting: Simple_Man


God created the serpent is this an error?
 Quoting: Zapata


No it represents animal consciousness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52010212


is man an error? why the animal consciousness?
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If god created man in his own image...why the choosen people?
 Quoting: Zapata


Because God created Adam in his image ...then from Adam he took a rib and created Eve

The lineage of Adam are the sons of God but the bible says Cain is from the evil one

There are two seed lines

The seed of God and the seed of the serpent ....Jesus told some of the Pharisees that they were serpent seed when he said that their father was the devil ....yet. Jesus boldly proclaimed who is father was ....the eternal one
 Quoting: Simple_Man


was Mohammed a descendant of Cain?
 Quoting: Anubis


Was he the literally "chemical " descendent of Cain ? .....we will never know in this life but it doesn't really matter because after Jesus died the seedline of God changed from physical to spiritual ...

Before Jesus only the physical seedline (Hebrews ) were called the chosen people of God .....after the death and resurrection of Jesus it changed to "whosever believeth"


Now it doesn't matter if you are Jew or gentile so long as one believes

Mohammed probably did see an angel .....he believed it was Gabriel but it probably was lucifer disguised as an angel of light



Martin Luther recieved a visit from lucifer disguised as Jesus he told him to bow and worship him ......yet Martin Luther noticed that the angel was wearing a crown and he knew from scripture that. Jesus recieved his crown later from the saints .....knowing that Jesus didn't wear a crown yet he determined that the supernatural being that was visiting him,was a fallen angel (demon) and refused to bow down
 Quoting: Simple_Man


interesting.... didn't know that about Luther.
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why are there 10 additional books not included in the new testament?
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You have to remember that God is all powerful ....if an all powerful being wanted those 10 books included then they would be there .....yet the bible in the book of exodus says that He hardened the heart of pharaoh to fufill his will ..... From that we can conclude that God impressed on King James advisors and translators to not include certain books that include error ....for example ....the book of Enoch might include 99% truth but it includes 1% error ....when the book of Enoch says that fallen angels slept with female humans ....this is false ....Jesus himself said that angels do not have human (sexual ) relations
 Quoting: Simple_Man


Genesis says that fallen angels reproduced with female humans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1422712


Actually ...in the book of Genesis it says that the sons of God slept with the daughters of man


The bible says the Adam was a son of God ....was Adam an angel? ...no , he was made a little lower then the angels

The sons of Adam were sons of God and the daughters of Cain were the daughters of man
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Re: I'm drunk .....ask me any religious biblical question and I will answer
I'm a disobedient child of God ...for some reason He still loves me and for that I'm thankful
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Which Greek gods and goddesses are mentioned in the Bible?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41239039


Jupiter , mercury , Zeus and Diana ......all mentioned by the apostle Paul
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Paul wasn't an apostle, never met Jesus. Have another drink, knowitall Einstein.
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I'm a disobedient child of God ...for some reason He still loves me and for that I'm thankful
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Which Greek gods and goddesses are mentioned in the Bible?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41239039


Jupiter , mercury , Zeus and Diana ......all mentioned by the apostle Paul
 Quoting: Simple_Man


Paul wasn't an apostle, never met Jesus. Have another drink, knowitall Einstein.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58194571


Whatever ....you're just projecting onto me the way you feel about yourself probably


I never proclaimed to be a know it all .... The bible declares Paul to be an apostle

You say that he isn't ....therefore you are the one procalaining to be a know it all

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