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Turtle Bites Dogs Balls

 
Kalona
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Last Edited by Kalona on 05/21/2014 02:45 PM
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Re: Turtle Bites Dogs Balls
Turtle must have smelled some A-1 steak sauce on them balls
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That had to have hurt. The dog just sat there and watched it go down while airing out his sack
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haha
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And here's why the turtle snapped the dogs balls..[youtube] [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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Wow that escalated quickly. The turtle said I was in the area anyway. Just wanted to see if you wanted to try something new. What if animals could talk and curse. What would the dog say?

Last Edited by oopsbrokethatone on 09/01/2014 03:08 AM
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The turtle definitely has the advantage having a hard shell exterior around his balls. That'll be the last time the dog carefree dangles his nads so nonchalantly in front of such powerful jaws.

Hell, that tortoise could snap your big toe off and he straight up chomped on that ball like it was a NY steak slathered in A.1. Steak Sauce
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I feel bad for the dog..

That had to have hurt SOOO bad!!

Do you guys think the bit injured the ball?? I bet it hurt for months..