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Itchy Mosquito Bite(s) Driving You Crazy?

 
chumpisme
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Itchy Mosquito Bite(s) Driving You Crazy?
Tis the season for annoying bug bites, but a surprisingly simple remedy exists that can eliminate all of the itch within minutes.

All you have to do is heat up a metal spoon under hot tap water for a minute or so, then press it directly against the bite. Hold it tight against your skin for a couple of minutes, and when you take it off, the itch should be gone for good.
When mosquitoes bite you, they inject proteins under your skin to keep your blood from clotting. It's this protein that causes you to itch, but it can't survive at the moderately high temperatures a hot spoon can create. The bump might linger for a few days, but the uncomfortable itching should be gone for good!
LPT: Mosquito bite? Press a hot spoon (e.g. the one you stirred your coffee with) onto the spot. The heat will destroy the protein that caused the reaction and the itching will stop.
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If this works you will deserve universal praise and a nobel prize!
Love from Florida.
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Really bad this spring. Ontario Canada.
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At least you don't have to deal with the Dengue fever mosquito and the Malaria mosquito. With them, the itchy is the smaller problem.
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At least you don't have to deal with the Dengue fever mosquito and the Malaria mosquito. With them, the itchy is the smaller problem.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Use a red hot spoon...
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i read coconut oil will keep the skeeters off you...

ive always used rubbing alcohol to literally BURN the itch away.
thanks OP!

i will have to try this.
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05/23/2014 10:24 AM
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At least you don't have to deal with the Dengue fever mosquito and the Malaria mosquito. With them, the itchy is the smaller problem.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Use a red hot spoon...
 Quoting: chumpisme


Sounds like fun!
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i read coconut oil will keep the skeeters off you...

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58199146


Gasoline works well also.
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At least you don't have to deal with the Dengue fever mosquito and the Malaria mosquito. With them, the itchy is the smaller problem.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Use a red hot spoon...
 Quoting: chumpisme


Sounds like fun!
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


:)
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This is more for places that have a small mosquito population. Where I live you would be better off just laying in a super hot bath.
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For anyone looking for a true mosquito repellant, the most effective thing out there is DEET. I hardly doubt anything will ever be as good as DEET, so unfortunately I'll continue to coat myself in that poison during summer camp outs.
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WD-40
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We use Banana Peel, work well!
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Skeeters don't come near me cuz I has a shotgun.

I heard the other day that there are things like olive oil, baking soda, and peppermint toothpaste remedies out there.

Toothpaste, lol.
Yeah I did it, and it can't be undone.
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A friend told me toothpaste on bites works too. I rarely see a mosquito here in western Colorado, so haven't had a chance to try it.
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05/23/2014 10:50 AM
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Just smear some juice from an Apple.
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i read coconut oil will keep the skeeters off you...

ive always used rubbing alcohol to literally BURN the itch away.
thanks OP!

i will have to try this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58199146


Fabric softener dryer sheets for me. I rub it on my arms, neck & legs & then tuck it into my waistband, belt, belt loop, whatever & zero bites for me to even contemplate the itch. I do have to wonder, though, if the hot spoon would work for fire ant bites........
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Best way to deal with pests..


Yeah I did it, and it can't be undone.
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The heat decarboxylases the enzyme that makes the bite itch.
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If this works you will deserve universal praise and a nobel prize!
Love from Florida.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46317298


had heard of this out here in TX--told IT works-
freeeekin bites swell up to epic sizes-like golf balls
now why haven't i tried this yet ? iamwith
chumpisme  (OP)

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i read coconut oil will keep the skeeters off you...

ive always used rubbing alcohol to literally BURN the itch away.
thanks OP!

i will have to try this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58199146


Fabric softener dryer sheets for me. I rub it on my arms, neck & legs & then tuck it into my waistband, belt, belt loop, whatever & zero bites for me to even contemplate the itch. I do have to wonder, though, if the hot spoon would work for fire ant bites........
 Quoting: Use your brian, moran!


Yes I have heard this. Bounce I think was the brand, but maybe they all work?
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Re: Itchy Mosquito Bite(s) Driving You Crazy?
i read coconut oil will keep the skeeters off you...

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58199146


Gasoline works well also.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1419030


Don't forget the cigarettes.
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Re: Itchy Mosquito Bite(s) Driving You Crazy?
Frp, my personal experience, lathering my whole body in coconut oil before going into woods or something prevents bites entirely.
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Frp, my personal experience, lathering my whole body in coconut oil before going into woods or something prevents bites entirely.
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er, from*
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3 drops of colloidal silver a few mins.apart will stop the itch !!

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If you use shielding, you can program your shield to keep away pests. I haven't been bitten by a mosquito in years! Of course, if there is a lesson involved, shielding won't work. There's no need get caught up in the lessons of others, folks. Use shielding - problem solved. Like a boss. dance
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Best way to deal with pests..


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That looked like more of a drone to me.
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I hate mosquitoes. Only see a few a year down here in the valley, but up higher they can be thick. I've always heated up my lighter a little and pressed it on bites. It does work.
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A hairdryer works better and you dont burn yourself
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We use Banana Peel, work well!
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Very funny.
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Re: Itchy Mosquito Bite(s) Driving You Crazy?
I dab with Absorbine Jr Liquid. wait a minute and dab again. Itching is over!

I also take a Benadryl tab if I get several bites.





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