BULLSHIT!!!


No fucking way!


No fucking way!!!


THE CATS WILL ALWAYS EXIST AND BE SUPREME.


THERE WILL ALWAYS BE BOUNTIFUL CATS.







Listen…

Toxoplasmosis is a real thing and apparently 1/3 of the world's population has it. It basically just means that you are more sympathetic toward cats, and essentially, you are willing to put yourself in dangerous situations for the benefit of the cat. The catch is sorta that the destiny of the toxoplasma gondii parasite is to end up in the stomach of a cat. That means that after you die, your cat will eat your face while the parasite is working its way up to the surface.

It's my personal belief that the toxoplasma gondii parasite can travel to the lips, and potentially the nose. That means the cat will eat your lips and/or nose first.

Thread: How Cats Control You with a Parasite - Toxoplasmosis and Its Effects






Having said all that, I LOVE CATS VERY MUCH AND DEMAND THEY ALWAYS BE BOUNTIFUL AND ALLOWED TO EXIST IN BEAUTIFUL HARMONY WITH NATURE.




WE MUST LIVE FOR THE SAKE OF THE CATS.


CATS.


CATS.



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