I agree with your commentary about it above. Seeking help isn't safe. I have personal experience now, it can get you into more trouble. But that video?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53821038 Well, lets look at the Facts :
1) Crucifixion leads to Oxygen depletion of the Brain.
2) Oxygen depletion of the Brain leads to Sexual Arousal.
3) Sexual Arousal leads to Pre-ejaculate.
4) Pre-ejaculate can contain sperm.
5) Some people have wanted to clone the individual on the Shroud from the Human Blood that was found but could not because the DNA was too deteriorated but this leads to the obvious.
6) If the Insiders found out there was a seminal discharge on the Shroud they would certainly try and rehydrate it.
7) Israeli Scientists successfully rehydrated the seed from a 2000 year old extinct palm tree.
Thus, the only question would be if the successful rehydration would lead to re-animation.
The video above proves they did...