I swear on the lives of my children I am not. Simple27 has seen them, so they're real. I just though i could find some help, for Pete's sake, at least TALK about it. It's easier to talk to strangers. You want my phone number? You can call me right now, at home, in Texas. I'll make a believer out of you. You want my address?

I have no fear. Nothing to hide. They do, not me. I didn't make the choice, it was made for me.