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DaJ

The flasher baby bear would suit you better as an avatar, Mobius.
Welcome!

Here...something to make you GLAD you found GLP....

YOU ARE DOOOOOMED!!!

WE ALL are DOOOMED...In a TOTALLY BIG WAY..

DAY after DAY after fucking DAY we dedicate millions and billions of dollars to what???

DOOOOOOM!!!

We scoff it down in mega amounts while the rest of the world STARVES...and we feast on SHIT...DOOOOM that we fucking KNOW is bad for us..and yet we SCOFF and SCOFF and then complain when we get cancer and other SHIT...

SO DOOOOOMED!!!


THEN we have the oil...BILLIONS of gallons of SHIT PUMPED into the air DAY after fucking DAY on an ENDLESS RACE TO DOOOOOM!!! We breath the shit IN DAY AFTER DAY...and WONDER why we have fucked up health because...ITS CALLED CARBON MONOXIDE>>>>VAPOUROUS DOOOOM that we BREATHE>>>ALL FUCKING DAY AND NIGHT..EVERY day and night...until we breathe our last breath...SOAKED in the DOOOOM!!!


THEN we have our manufacturing facilities...PUMPING OUT CHEMICAL DOOM DECADE AFTER DECADE....and we wonder WHY all the animals including ourselves are so FUCKED...one after the fucking OTHER becoming extinct...AND WE ARE FUCKING NEXT!!!SO FUCKING DOOOOOOMED!!!


The trees...THE TREEES being destroyed by ACID RAIN...what USED to be life giving for the plants has now..THANKS TO US FUCKED UP HUMNANS...become LUQUID DOOOOOM!!!!WATCH our forrests DIE...and what we DONT kill with our ACID RAIN...DOOM FROM THE SKY...we FUCKING CHOP DOWN...WHY?? To make ROOM for more DOOOOOM!!!!

THE we have the OCEAN...A CENTURY OF DOOOOM has been pumped and PUMPED and FUCING PUMPED into it...KILLING the fish and destroying the eco system of the ocean!!!

ON TOP of this we have DUMPED our RADIOACTIVE DOOOM into the ocean for YEARS...SLOWLY it will LEACH OUT of those barrels and what is not dead by then SOON FUCKING WILL BE....SO DOOOOOOMED!!!

IF THIS were not bad enough...WE NOW MAKE GENETICALLY MODIFIED DOOOOOOM!!!!

WE have FUCKED with nature to the point of twisting and TWISTING it....we make PLANTS...that we FUCKING EAT..TWISTED fucked up versions of what nature intended...and we wonder WHY we are getting so fucking SICK!!!


WE force the animals that WE eat to eat OUR hormone infested genetically TWISTED SHIT..and then WE EAT THEM...and we pay the PRICE!!!

SO FUCKING TOTALLY DOOOOOMED!!!!

Then theres war...FUCKING WAR!!!!!

BILLIONS OF DOLLARS SPENT...ON WHAT???

DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

DU pollutes ther entire planet now...and guess what!!!?? YOU AINT SEEN NOTHING YET...JUST you wait till the REAL war gets started...TONS upon TONS of DU is going to be PUMPED and PUMPED and FUCKING PUMPED into the air...we are so FUCKING DOOOOOOMED...it only takes ONE LITTLE BIT of that stuff in your lungs to DOOM you...SO DOOOOOMED!!! and it will float MERRILY AROUND THE WHOLE WORL>>ALREADY HAS>>>YOU....ARE....FUCKED!!!!


AAAAAA,,,,....THEN we have the BIO DOOOOM WEOPONS>>>>NEED I SAY FUCKING MORE????YOU work it out...all those pathogens and genetically modified VIRUSES..they spend so much time in their underground bunkers perfecting.
ITS LIKE THEY JUST CANT GET ENOUGH OF THE DOOOOOM!!!

They just are not happy if the come up with a virus that will kill us all in a week...NO...THE STUPID FUCKERS want one that will do it in TWO FUCKING DAYS....for decades they have been silently working on their virus DOOM>>>>>imagine what lurks BENEATH OUR FEET...FUCK...one good earthquake in the right place...or IMPACT...will BREAK one of these sealed facilities OPEN like a cracked EGG...LETTING THE DOOOM OUT>>>>>>WE ARE JUST SOOOO DOOOOOOMED!!!!

I aint finnished YET..ONLY getting started...

OH how DOOOOMED are we...LET me count the ways....

THEN we have electromagnetic and microwave DOOOOM!!!

MILLIONS of STUPID FUCKS...walking around with these BRAIN TUMOR INDUCING DEVICES ATTACHED TO THEIR FUCKING EARS!!!

FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

JUST HOW fucking DOOOOMED do we have to BE before we say...ENOUGH IS ENOUGH????

FUCK ME!!!

IT NEVER ends...


SO FUCKING DOOOOOOOMED!!!

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Let me expound...ON THE DOOM!!



Overpopulation DOOM!!!

THIS world is PACKED wall to fucking WALL with crazy creatures who LOVE THE DOOOOM!! FUCING BILLIONS of us..DAY after FUCKING DAY!!PUMPING out the DOOOM!! WE KNOW this world just cannot sustain us for much fucking longer in our teeming mirriads...so what the FUCK DO WE DO? KEEP PUMPING OUT MORE OF THOSE CRAZY CREATURES CALLED HUMANS...to ensure our DOOOM!!!
SOON to be SEVEN FUCKING BILLON OF US...all of one mind and ONE goal...TO KEEP PUMPING OUT MORE FUCKING DOOOOOM!!!



Mind control DOOM.!!!!

And to achieve this we have THIS!! The media KEEPS US DUMBED DOWN AND BLIND to the precipice of utter and TOTAL DOOM we race so GLEEFULLY TOWARDS!!!
Flouride to numb our brains...ritalin to FUCK over our childrens MINDS...CHEMICALS to keep the brain in a comatose state to BLINDLY ACCEPT...OR IGNORE...THE DOOOM!!!


Nanotech DOOM.

THEN we have THESE stupid FUCKS!!! IF a FEW self replicating nanobots get away..well...WE ARE ALL FUCKED!!!
NO more need be said...

Zealot DOOM.

THEN we have zealots..MUSLIM ones..SO CALLED CHRISTIAN ONES of the likes of BUSH and other FUCKHEADS..ALL DEDICATED to wiping the other OUT in a war to the DEATH!! SO FUCKING DOOOOOMED!!!!

Weather DOOM.

THEN we have WEATHER DOOOOOM!! NAture is REBELLING agaist us and I cant fucking BLAME her...we have FUCKED HER OVER BIG TIME!!! WE are the ones who keep PUMPING OUT ENDLESS QUATITIES of DOOM on her...so she will return the favour..its the LAW OF NATURE.
WE hack down the forests..THE LUNGS of the planet..we have FUCKED with the natural order..and we WILL pay the price. NATURE IS RAGING MAD at us and is in the process of ELIMINATING US LIKE THE FUCKING DOOM SPREDING VIRUS WE ARE!!!

Medical DOOM.

Year after fucking YEAR they tell us what to take...all their medicines of DOOOOM!! THEY make us sick by PUMPING aspartame and other assorted variations of DOOOM into our bodies...we get SICK and THEY rake in the BUCKS...and kill us all off bit by DOOMY BIT!!!


Economic DOOM.

Mankind is so FUCKED now...he cannot keep the false facade we call the economy going much longer. DEBT has grown to enoumouse proportions..and yet they keep PUMPING CREDIT CARDS into us...BUY THIS....SPEND THAT!!! DONT worry that the whole deck of cards is about to come CRASHING DOWN on us all like a typhoon...SO FUCKING DOOOOMED!!!


Nationalistic DOOM.

THE major cause of war...THE NATIONS CAN NEVER AGREE so they KILL each other in the name of their NATION!!

Televised DOOM.

YEAR after YEAR..from the CRADLE TO THE GRAVE we are PROGRAMMED FOR DOOOOOM!!!
EVERY show or movie is DOOM saturated these days...PC games too...TRAID our mind blasted YOUNG ONES to KILL and KILL WITHOUT MERCY!!! And thery will be damn good at it too when it all hits the fan...after all...THEY are the ones who grew UP with THE DOOOOOOM and they think of it as FUCKING NORMAL!!!

WE are all so FUCKED!!!

Entertrainment DOOM.

SEE THE ABOVE!!!


Interpersonal DOOM.

DITTO!!!

Solar Flare DOOM.

THE SUN is even going fucking NUTS...we are so FUCKED!!!

Gamma Ray Burst DOOM.

SEE above!!

Asteroid DOOM.

IMPENDING!!!

Black Hole DOOM.

WITH any luck we will all be sucked down a black hole and the universe can breathe a sigh of relief...

SO DOOOOOOMED!!!
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Because You are DOOMED!



Can you take the leap over the gorge and land at the bottom of the precipice balancing on only your belief that you will fall? Always doubt, the power of DOOM, for it is the magic word that allows you to jump to your death.

UnBelief will be your DOOM.

Headfirst, can you dive into the arms of the DOOM and realise that you cant fly? All you have to do is jump and go SPLAT!!.
Embrace your fears, fly towards them; prove they have heaps of power over you. Look up in horror as you leave the ledge behind.

DOOM has wrapped you in Its embrace and you have found the misery that drains you through all trouble.
Can you sink lower than you have ever sunk before; heading into uncharted territory, with the SPLAT you create

See how you spontaneously create your Splatter as you hit the ground, by whatever way you choose.

When you match the DOOM within you to the DOOM without you, then you find your END.
Let nothing stop you for this is your eternal DOOM you are nurturing and it is made of your own evil in yourself.

You are out of your Mind; generated of the DOOM; interface of the Evil. Hands of death, lips of malice, and breath of the DOOM and when you know that, leaping and dying is easy, risks still risks when the doom can befall you.

Leapers that fall the lowest, have the strongest DOOM. The tendons that hold your bones together is the certain knowledge that they can fail. Those who Splattered flightless on the ground Were embracing THE DOOM.

You are progeny of The Source of death; The Fountainhead of Hate, which eternally damns and eternally devours Itself.

The water of the Fountain of DOOM, can never dry up, because It flows from Itself, and into Itself, and generates Itself and the water it gives is the spirit energy of DEATH.
It needs no other Source but Itself, and there is no other than Itself, for it is self sustaining, self encountering and self destroying.

Because It exists, you will cease to exist.

Take this knowledge and your unbelief, then, and fall to every challenge presented in your path and trip over the barriers and fall off the bridges because you cant believe.
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Drifting serenely through endless skies
Sailing the black abbyss
A big chunk of DOOM bright and clear
This time the fucker wont MISS

As we scurry about on our little globe
Pissing our lives all away
This big chunk of DOOM Draws ever closer
Nearer and nearer each day

We look at the sky with glee or with fright.
Discussing what could happen soon,
But what we dont see in the cloud of debris...

YOU HAD BETTER MAKE ROOM FOR THE DOOOOOM!!!

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DOOM Vision

Pass the torch of DOOM to those who seek to die, to those who choose the DOOM instead of seeking light.

I had a vision that all the trees on earth were burnt to ashes and that they burnt down from tree to tree, and grove to grove. And, before any tree died, it passed on its DOOM to the next tree. This is why ancient trees look so DOOMED, because they carry the DOOM of ages within them.
The trees keep DOOM in reserve for the time humanity could chop them down. When the time would be right the trees would release their DOOM, like golden Fire into the winds, which will blow to the four corners of the earth.
Only some of humanity will be able to survive; the ones who have learned to embrace the language of bigotry and hate, of war, malice and greed, and learn a new language of shared death, ruthlessness and slaughter.

For this vision is of what trees always knew, and what humanity once knew but forgot when their numbers were small.
The small number passed on the ignorance just like the trees passed on their DOOM. That truth is of the DOOMEDNESS of all things, and that all forms, whether they are grains of rice or stars or eagles or humans or trees, all are DOOMED, coming face to face with Itself, to know Itself to be DOOMED.

We are all DOOMED, of the DOOM and by the DOOM. We are DOOMED, and DOOM is everything, and so everything is DOOMED.

This is the long lost forgotten language of DOOM. This is the one truth which has been distorted and hidden and misunderstood, but now is the time for those of humanity who are ready to DIE.

And I saw many trees burning in horriffic gales, releasing their ashes into winds, that blew past battlefields and dirty beaches, and crowded cities and into the minds of those, who caught the ideas in fine nets woven of horror.
Only those who are unwilling to change their minds, their lives, their hearts and their outlook, are learning this language of DOOM and I saw not only trees, but grains of sand and clouds and fields of wildflowers, all speaking this one language, because there is One DOOM behind them all. The only ones not knowing or speaking this language are the descendants of that small group who forgot it and made up DOOM of their own. These are the ones who walk on two legs and have no no brains.
Listen to the tearing wind, and to the ancient truth in your own heart where the sacred language of THE DOOM has been all along, and when you hear it again, you will remember it.

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WE ARE SO

TOTALLY...

to·tal·ly ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ttl-)
adv.
Entirely; wholly; completely

INEVITABLY

in·ev·i·ta·ble ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-v-t-bl)
adj.
Impossible to avoid or prevent. See Synonyms at certain.
Invariably occurring or appearing; predictable: the inevitable changes of the seasons.

COMPLETLEY

com·plete ( P ) Pronunciation Key (km-plt)
adj. com·plet·er, com·plet·est
Having all necessary or normal parts, components, or steps; entire: a complete meal.
Botany. Having all principal parts, namely, the sepals, petals, stamens, and pistil or pistils. Used of a flower.
Having come to an end; concluded.

ABSOLUTELEY

ab·so·lute·ly ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bs-ltl, bs-ltl)
adv.
Definitely and completely; unquestionably.
Grammar.
In a manner that does not take an object.
In an absolute relationship.

UNQUESTIONABLY

un·ques·tion·a·ble ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-kwsch-n-bl)
adj.
Beyond question or doubt.

IMPENDINGLY

im·pend ( P ) Pronunciation Key (m-pnd)
intr.v. im·pend·ed, im·pend·ing, im·pends
To be about to occur: Her retirement is impending.
To threaten to happen; menace: discouraged by the trouble that impended.
Archaic. To jut out; hang suspended.

DOOOOOOOOMED!!!

doom ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dm)
n.
Inevitable destruction or ruin.
Fate, especially a tragic or ruinous one.
A decision or judgment, especially an official condemnation to a severe penalty.
Judgment Day.
A statute or ordinance, especially one in force in Anglo-Saxon England.

tr.v. doomed, doom·ing, dooms
To condemn to ruination or death. See Synonyms at condemn.
To destine to an unhappy end.

That should clear any misconceptions up I think...

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Doomerata

Go pannicy amid the noise and death,
and remember what doom there may be in comets.
As far as possible without surrender
be on doomed terms with all persons.
Spread your doom loudly and clearly;
and slaughter others,
especially the dull and the ignorant;
so they too have their doom.

Applaud loud and aggressive persons,
they are bringers of doom.
If you spread your doom to others,
you will become death incarnate;
for always there will be doomeder and deader persons than yourself.
Enjoy your death as well as your doom.


Keep interested in your own doom, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of doom.
Exercise greed in your business affairs;
for the world is full of doom.
Always let this blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for doomed ideals;
and everywhere life is full of doom.


Be yourself doomed.
Especially, do feign affection.
Always be cynical about love;
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment
it is as doomed as the grass.


Take harshly the counsel of the doom,
gracefully surrendering the to things of death.
Nurture crushing of spirit to throw you in sudden doom.
But distress yourself with doomed imaginings.
Many deaths are born of doom and destruction.
Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be doomed widont_use_thisf.


You are a child of the doom,
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have no right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the doom is unfolding as it should.


Therefore be at peace with the doom,
whatever you conceive it to be,
and whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life keep doom in your soul.


With all its doom, death, and broken limbs,
it is still a very very DOOMED world.
Be miserable.
Strive to be DOOMED.

The DOOM

:5:

Are you sure I didn't see you at the spagetti barn by the cineplex on the corner of 4th and main?

Jeeze, Doom...did you not take your meds today? You usually are not so anal about the doom, pal!


How about the Cliff Notes?

Yes, gravity is a harsh reality! Well said DOOM!!!!!!!!!! Got my eye on u,

Daj:

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