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Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor)

 
Judethz
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First time ever on GLP, I hope that you like them. [link to youtu.be]

Last Edited by Judethz on 07/23/2014 04:15 AM
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Re: Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor)
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 Quoting: Judethz


Thanks again! Cute as their bodies were, Nazism was/is such a disease of the mind and soul that we can probably do without drawing attention to them. I'm sure there are countess cute drill teams - of all colors - that aren't the pets of genocidal tyrants...
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07/24/2014 07:20 PM
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Re: Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor)
Saw this was just posted at Nuking Politics, and thought (as I often do) to share the humor here. Enjoy!

[link to www.nukingpolitics.com]

FTA:
"I’m not sure about the rest of you out there, but most of us middle-aged-ish males (and this isn’t limited to “white American males” either) are ever-thankful that young, big-breasted, blue-eyed, long-haired blonde (YBBBELHB) women everywhere have basically no concept of the power they wield… because if they ever got a clue, they’d end up ruling the entire world in no time."


Starring: Kate Upton, Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Her Royal Highness Princess Madeline of Sweden, Kirstie Maldonado (from Pentatonix), Catherine Zeta-Jones, Freema Agyeman, Sarah Palin, with (I guess) a special guest appearance by Su-Metal.

A bit heavy on the sociology/psychology/physiology (Does anyone know of a term that groups these together?), but still a typical Nuking Politics excessively long, oddly footnoted, read. It isn't the first time they've published stuff like this, but it does show more skin than you usually see on that site.

Go get 'em, kids!
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Amen to all that bro!
Judethz
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Amen to all that bro!
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mgreen I think it's time for this thread to forget the past and sprint forward

into the future. [link to youtu.be]
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Amen to all that bro!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24655413


mgreen I think it's time for this thread to forget the past and sprint forward

into the future. [link to youtu.be]
 Quoting: Judethz


I'd seen the non-musical version of this before, and I must say that with or without sound she has the sexiest legitimate warmup routine I've ever seen. FINE looking woman who can nearly outrun the wind!

Thanks for posting! Onward - into the future!

Q: Since athletic records have not ceased being broken, i.e. humans have apparently not maxed out yet, I wonder what the versions of her which will be competing 20, 50, or 100 years from now will be like?

I wonder if the day will ever come when one Olympic Games TV host turns to the other and says "Well Bob, it occurs to me that no records have been broken in the last four games, so why are we still doing this?"
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pinkslipAnd now for something completely different.flo11
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Re: Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor)
Been a rough tough week+ newswise... Nothing unusual about that, but it seems about time for a:


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Re: Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor)
Proportionately breasted curvy brunettes are far more attractive.
Shelgeyr  (OP)

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Proportionately breasted curvy brunettes are far more attractive.
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To you, perhaps, and many would agree. I don't know about the staff at NP, but I'm going to take a wild guess that the author is married to or involved with a blonde. He pretty much makes it clear at the end which way he leans.

As for me, if you happened to meet my wives (sequential - no, I'm not a polygamist!) you'd see that I'm all over the map! So I'm not going to agree or disagree with your statement except to say "to each his own", and of course that I hope each really does find his own because loneliness both sucks and blows, and neither in a good way (I'm trying to steal a joke here, by the way).
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Re: Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor)
I came up with a theory as to why blondes are dumb.
Here it is:
Blondes get sunburnt really easy due to their really pale skin and yet even though they get sunbunt so easily it seems like they like to lay out in the sun a lot, more than anyone else.
So I was thinking that it was the combination of the fact that blondes get sunburnt so easy but yet they like to lay out in the sun so much that all that getting sunburnt damages their brains and makes them dumb. Does anyone else agree with my theory?
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Seems like it might be time for a

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Re: Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor)
YouTube is blocked at my location so I can't see the bids but love the concept. Also it looks like someone just started another blondes vs brunettes thread here at GLP.
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Re: Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor)
Some time has passed. People arrive, people leave, yet some things remain unchanged. Namely, the subject of this thread. Therefore, before it dies of old age, maybe it is time for one more...

bump
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whatever
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Re: Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor)
bumpthis post should be evergreen!
Love blondes!
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Re: Big-Breasted Blue-Eyed Blondes - Why are they so attractive? (politics/humor)
OK, so it has been about a year since this got underway... which begs the question of whether I should

boobbump

the thread, since human nature never changes, or just let it quietly slip into the past.


I bet you can guess my thoughts on the matter...





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