If we elect a woman President I want her to be the gorgeous blond rocket scientist, surgeon, former athlete type, just to screw with everyone's preconceptions.
I'm basically looking for a female Buckaroo Banzai here.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24524341 Heh. Good luck with that!
You'd better be prepared to have every Buckaroo Banzai quote or reference turned into sexual innuendo.
Quoting: Shelgeyr Scenes from Buckarette Banzai (vs The World Crime Syndicate, Washington DC Branch)
"I can't believe she drove THROUGH a mountain!
(softly- side remark) I'd like to drive through HER mountain..."
Reno Nevada: "Buckarette, what is that device?"
Buckarette; "It's an oscillation overthruster."
Reno Nevada: (Trying not to drool) "Oooooooo that sounds like fun!"
Rawhide: "Uh, Reno...?"
Reno Nevada "Oh! I mean fer Pecos an' me - when she gets back from Tibet!"
And of course the classic:
Dr. Sid/New Jersey: "Why is there a watermelon there?"
Reno Nevada: (after a pause, suppressing a shudder) "You really don't want me to tell you later."