Use of the 'tard' suffix when added to a word defining a human activity or identity MUST always imply ineptitude, stupidity if not outright disabling 'a priori analness' on the part of the person so afflicted by its defining essence.

Yet you flaunt that logical premise(in the thread title no less!) with your insistence that such a person be sought after for any pearly wisdom he might Pez dispense to resolve a matter of crucial importance to you.

You are in violation of GLP Forum Code of Conduct..