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breaking... poop stinks, because it's nasty s*** yo | |
| Frayed Knot Offer Upgrade  User ID: 59683252  United States06/28/2014 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Flameworker User ID: 10990462 United States06/28/2014 11:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A piece of string walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender says, "Sorry mate, we don't serve pieces of string in here, get lost." Upset, the piece of string walks out the door. A sudden thought strikes him. He ties himself in a knot and messes his hair up. He walks back into the bar and approaches the counter. The bartender says, "Oi, aren't you that piece of string from before...?" "No," says the piece of string, "I'm a frayed knot." MORE FIRE!!!... and sling it while it's hot.!! Ass, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free.! |
| MR.SHITMEISTER User ID: 25923803  China06/28/2014 11:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 59121583 United States06/28/2014 11:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A piece of string walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. Quoting: Flameworker The bartender says, "Sorry mate, we don't serve pieces of string in here, get lost." Upset, the piece of string walks out the door. A sudden thought strikes him. He ties himself in a knot and messes his hair up. He walks back into the bar and approaches the counter. The bartender says, "Oi, aren't you that piece of string from before...?" "No," says the piece of string, "I'm a frayed knot." Well, I'd say if that string was from a tampon, it would stink like S*** too. |
