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you're dating a woman and it's brand new. Don't get all clingy guys, you got work to do

 
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07/02/2014 10:12 AM
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you're dating a woman and it's brand new. Don't get all clingy guys, you got work to do
you got work to do. You met her, you both really like each other and you could see yourself marrying her. No matter how high you rate yourself in terms of being datable long term you still have to go through this process to get her to like you deeply.

The same story. You meet and the next day you communicate all day/night. Every day you're both texting each other day and night. You meet twice then maybe 3 times. After the 3rd meeting you must suddenly become less available for her. If you continue to be completely available then shes going to start feeling like you're just a clingy little girl. Women don't want a new interest to be sooo available. It's ok deep in a marriage but early on they like a mysterious boy. They like to contemplate what the hell you do when you don't talk to her for 3 hours. She wonders about you. She begins to obsessively wait by her phone for that noise to start so she can rush over and check out the message. She sees that the message is from you and she gets nervously excited. She reads the text and no matter what it says she smiles and thinks "he thought about me :) ".

You must slowly become less available for her for a phase of time. It drives women crazy and it sets the tone. A man tends to enjoy clingy women but women don't necessarily love clingy men. You must ignore some of her texts. Respond hours after you get them. You are too busy to be glued to your phone. Say you were hiking and had no reception. You gotta paint the picture in her head that you are a busy social guy. No girl wants to find out that the mystery guy she has a crush on just sits at home all day reading about aliens and playing video games all night.

After a few weeks of acting like you're not that into her shes going to get really jealous and say "if you're not gonna be my boyfriend full time then im gonna find someone else". That's when you know you got her locked up.

But if you text her day in and day out from the start it will work for a week but one day you wont get a text back right away. Then suddenly itll be 10 hours before you finally ask her why she hasn't texted you back and she'll say "im busy". Then you wait the next day all day for her to text you and she wont. Then you drink 5 beers and drunk text her angry things and she says "go away you creep"
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07/02/2014 10:14 AM
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Re: you're dating a woman and it's brand new. Don't get all clingy guys, you got work to do
There is a lot of fucked up people on this board and OPie is one of them. TAKE THIS SHIT TO DEAR ABBY!
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07/02/2014 10:15 AM

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Re: you're dating a woman and it's brand new. Don't get all clingy guys, you got work to do
Thanks, Capt. Obvious.
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07/02/2014 10:17 AM
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Re: you're dating a woman and it's brand new. Don't get all clingy guys, you got work to do
"You must slowly become less available for her for a phase of time. It drives women crazy and it sets the tone. A man tends to enjoy clingy women but women don't necessarily love clingy men. You must ignore some of her texts. Respond hours after you get them. You are too busy to be glued to your phone. Say you were hiking and had no reception. You gotta paint the picture in her head that you are a busy social guy. No girl wants to find out that the mystery guy she has a crush on just sits at home all day reading about aliens and playing video games all night."


laughlaughlaugh

Damn it, you blew my cover!
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07/02/2014 10:19 AM
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Re: you're dating a woman and it's brand new. Don't get all clingy guys, you got work to do
No girl wants to find out that the mystery guy she has a crush on just sits at home all day reading about aliens and playing video games all night.

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That line cracked me up!

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07/02/2014 10:19 AM
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Re: you're dating a woman and it's brand new. Don't get all clingy guys, you got work to do
why do people post off topic on boards?
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Re: you're dating a woman and it's brand new. Don't get all clingy guys, you got work to do
you got work to do. You met her, you both really like each other and you could see yourself marrying her. No matter how high you rate yourself in terms of being datable long term you still have to go through this process to get her to like you deeply.

The same story. You meet and the next day you communicate all day/night. Every day you're both texting each other day and night. You meet twice then maybe 3 times. After the 3rd meeting you must suddenly become less available for her. If you continue to be completely available then shes going to start feeling like you're just a clingy little girl. Women don't want a new interest to be sooo available. It's ok deep in a marriage but early on they like a mysterious boy. They like to contemplate what the hell you do when you don't talk to her for 3 hours. She wonders about you. She begins to obsessively wait by her phone for that noise to start so she can rush over and check out the message. She sees that the message is from you and she gets nervously excited. She reads the text and no matter what it says she smiles and thinks "he thought about me :) ".

You must slowly become less available for her for a phase of time. It drives women crazy and it sets the tone. A man tends to enjoy clingy women but women don't necessarily love clingy men. You must ignore some of her texts. Respond hours after you get them. You are too busy to be glued to your phone. Say you were hiking and had no reception. You gotta paint the picture in her head that you are a busy social guy. No girl wants to find out that the mystery guy she has a crush on just sits at home all day reading about aliens and playing video games all night.

After a few weeks of acting like you're not that into her shes going to get really jealous and say "if you're not gonna be my boyfriend full time then im gonna find someone else". That's when you know you got her locked up.

But if you text her day in and day out from the start it will work for a week but one day you wont get a text back right away. Then suddenly itll be 10 hours before you finally ask her why she hasn't texted you back and she'll say "im busy". Then you wait the next day all day for her to text you and she wont. Then you drink 5 beers and drunk text her angry things and she says "go away you creep"
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OP, you should change your post to "you're dating a hottie from 4th period alegebra and it's brand new........"
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07/02/2014 10:21 AM
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Re: you're dating a woman and it's brand new. Don't get all clingy guys, you got work to do
Well yeah, any relationship based on lies is bound to work.
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07/02/2014 10:22 AM
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Re: you're dating a woman and it's brand new. Don't get all clingy guys, you got work to do
*sigh* why the games?
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07/02/2014 10:24 AM
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07/02/2014 10:29 AM
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Re: you're dating a woman and it's brand new. Don't get all clingy guys, you got work to do
yah, fk the games. if i get left cuz im there for her, then we are not looking for the same thing. tap dat and let her find somebody els that will treat her worse
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07/02/2014 11:18 AM
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Re: you're dating a woman and it's brand new. Don't get all clingy guys, you got work to do
Why didn't you just write..."You must play games"? Would have saved you a lot of writing.
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07/02/2014 11:20 AM
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Re: you're dating a woman and it's brand new. Don't get all clingy guys, you got work to do
And you forgot...

"After a few weeks of acting like you're not that into her shes going...to pay no attention to your ass."

You're welcome.
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07/02/2014 11:23 AM
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Re: you're dating a woman and it's brand new. Don't get all clingy guys, you got work to do
There is a lot of fucked up people on this board and OPie is one of them. TAKE THIS SHIT TO DEAR ABBY!
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