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Jamie Dimon Has Throat Cancer

 
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Jamie Dimon Has Throat Cancer


JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon has throat cancer. Below is the press release issued by the bank.

Today JPMorgan Chase Chairman and CEO Jamie Dimon sent the following message to employees and shareholders:

Message from Jamie Dimon to all colleagues and shareholders

Subject line: Sharing some personal news

Dear Colleagues and Shareholders -

I wanted to let you know that I have just been diagnosed with throat cancer. The good news is that the prognosis from my doctors is excellent, the cancer was caught quickly, and my condition is curable. Following thorough tests that included a CAT scan, PET scan and a biopsy, the cancer is confined to the original site and the adjacent lymph nodes on the right side of my neck. Importantly, there is no evidence of cancer elsewhere in my body.
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07/02/2014 05:03 PM
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inching towards a medical leave that will be above criticism
"I would rather take a political risk in pursuit of peace, than risk peace in pursuit of politics." - Donald Trump
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07/02/2014 05:06 PM
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inching towards a medical leave that will be above criticism
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Right. He is talking so it must be some kind of lie
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07/02/2014 05:08 PM
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Re: Jamie Dimon Has Throat Cancer
DUMBS?

COGS?

FROGS?

SEALS?
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07/02/2014 05:09 PM
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Acidic killer pussy will do it every time.
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was this a surprise to insiders?
we only have each other. And that makes us rich.. . .

Wisdom in the man, patience in the wife, brings peace to the house and a happy life.
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PERFECTO.
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07/02/2014 05:14 PM

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Chemo the shit out of him!
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07/02/2014 05:45 PM
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Too much cocksucking his way up
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07/02/2014 06:04 PM
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ya know, I'd never wish anything like this is on any other human

but thankfully this ass wipe AIN'T human...so Karma might just exist after all

fuck him, I hope he suffers like hell
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bump for Schadenfreude
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Chemo the shit out of him!
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add Radiotherapy
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07/03/2014 07:37 AM
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Needs to take his own life, jump bitch!
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Demonic POS!
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[link to www.economicpolicyjournal.com]

Jamie Dimon Has Throat Cancer


JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon has throat cancer. Below is the press release issued by the bank.

Today JPMorgan Chase Chairman and CEO Jamie Dimon sent the following message to employees and shareholders:

Message from Jamie Dimon to all colleagues and shareholders

Subject line: Sharing some personal news

Dear Colleagues and Shareholders -

I wanted to let you know that I have just been diagnosed with throat cancer. The good news is that the prognosis from my doctors is excellent, the cancer was caught quickly, and my condition is curable. Following thorough tests that included a CAT scan, PET scan and a biopsy, the cancer is confined to the original site and the adjacent lymph nodes on the right side of my neck. Importantly, there is no evidence of cancer elsewhere in my body.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59556068


He's setting up his Kenneth Lay death plan to get outa dodge. Look for him to end up on G.Bushs 100,000 acre ranch in South America after the next collapse when they are looking for his head to roll.


Btw, when was the last senator that died from cancer???
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07/03/2014 07:52 AM
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this always happens, if you read some old old stuff, it basically states that even your own body will begin to rebel against your evil actions, so the body will break it's own cells down, or make you age faster, cancer, alzheimers, sometimes this stuff is related

look at cheney, walking dead, this is how the real evil ones go down
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JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon
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that's not all

the fvcker is also a board member
of the US Federal Reserve and is a
CFR member

he is part of the problem





GLP