Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness Rankings, which were determined using the 11 metrics below that measure fighting ability, knowledge of zombies, physical fitness, and access to weapons…

From the rankings, we discovered these surprising truths…

1.Delaware is an island of survivors in the zombie-strewn hellscape that will be the Mid-Atlantic.

2.Florida, where the zombie apocalypse (like all serious problems) will no doubt begin, is oddly not in 51st place.

3.Wisconsin can now make fun of Minnesota and Michigan about something other than the Green Bay Packers standing in the NFC North.

4.New Jersey and Mississippi routinely end up on the bottom of lists. All lists.

5.Rural states offer favorable survivability.

6.Something’s wrong with Nebraska.

7.Utah loves laser tag.

8.The West Coast and the South will eventually agree on something—the delicious appeal of brains.


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