WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM!

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WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM!
CrimsonBleu User ID: 46489930 United States 07/18/2014 01:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! Just head on down to your local SSA and sign up.I found these ads on the Lexington Craigslist just now while helping my son look for a new job. I was SHOXCKED! All posted today. We get the government to pay you! Are you struggling to find work because you are injured. Are you not able to lift more than 15 pounds? Do you have any broken bones? Are you suffering from depression or anxiety because of it? Well then you qualify to be paid monthly for it. [link to lexington.craigslist.org] Want free government money? We can help you. If you are in need of help financially then we can help you get paid for free. If you suffer from mental disorders such as migraines, depression, anxiety any mental disorder then you qualify. Any type of injury that have then we can get you paid. It's worth a shot! [link to lexington.craigslist.org] Were you denied federal assistance? Get approved today. Are you unable to get a job because you are dealing with a disability. If you are dealing with any mental disorder or physical disability we can get you approved to receive a monthly check from disability benefits. Are you sure you don't qualify. Visit our website to see the list of disabilities that qualifies you to get paid! [link to lexington.craigslist.org] Seriously folks, WTF is that all about? After hearing for years how SS is going to run out of money in a few years, why are they recruiting? I am going to find me a rock and hide. This place is getting weirder day by day.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 56144605 United States 07/18/2014 01:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! it's really not free if you don't help them to persecute others you won't get your check
Anonymous Coward User ID: 57906682 United States 07/18/2014 01:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! Sweet, Ima gonna go drain the system of some federal reserve notes.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 57906682 United States 07/18/2014 01:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! I just applied, I'll let youknow how it turns out. I'm gonna see if I can get money for being depressed.
CrimsonBleu (OP) User ID: 46489930 United States 07/18/2014 02:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! I just applied, I'll let youknow how it turns out. I'm gonna see if I can get money for being depressed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57906682 Yeah, lemme know. Maybe I can get it for being traumatized by the ads!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 49527602 United States 07/18/2014 02:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! This ad isn't from government or SSA. It's most likely from an unscrupulous disability lawyer that wants business.

CrimsonBleu (OP) User ID: 46489930 United States 07/18/2014 02:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! This ad isn't from government or SSA. It's most likely from an unscrupulous disability lawyer that wants business. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49527602 Gawd, how messed up!
BunBun User ID: 55789547 United States 07/18/2014 02:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! I just applied, I'll let youknow how it turns out. I'm gonna see if I can get money for being depressed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57906682 Yeah, lemme know. Maybe I can get it for being traumatized by the ads! Quoting: CrimsonBleu Sure you can, but here's the catch. You gotta not do anything for more than a year. I mean, you gotta act like a complete vegetable and not even be functional enough to be on glp. After you get the disabiliity you can move on and do whatever you want. But, you can't have a life insurance policy and you can't have a savings account and you will have to live on 792.00 per month. It's really not that good of a deal. Christard and Lover of God
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25823087 United States 07/18/2014 02:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! I'm too white - no money for me
CrimsonBleu (OP) User ID: 46489930 United States 07/18/2014 02:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! I just applied, I'll let youknow how it turns out. I'm gonna see if I can get money for being depressed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57906682 Yeah, lemme know. Maybe I can get it for being traumatized by the ads! Quoting: CrimsonBleu Sure you can, but here's the catch. You gotta not do anything for more than a year. I mean, you gotta act like a complete vegetable and not even be functional enough to be on glp. After you get the disabiliity you can move on and do whatever you want. But, you can't have a life insurance policy and you can't have a savings account and you will have to live on 792.00 per month. It's really not that good of a deal. Quoting: BunBun LOL, I was playin'! I am not applying. :)I just find these ads quite distasteful.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 60100840 United States 07/18/2014 02:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! I think that those are ads for disability claims attorneys, not from the gov.

CrimsonBleu (OP) User ID: 46489930 United States 07/18/2014 02:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! Yeah, I think you are right! :)
LOU512 User ID: 43877345 United States 07/18/2014 03:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! Last year I started kidney dialysis only once a week...I got so many apps for disability sent to me without ever requesting or applying? Wtf? I can wait, with luck until I know if I am getting better or worst before apply ing But why do they push I have pride, maybe too much but I do not want to be on a public charity case...I have worked hard and don't think Joedoe should have to pay my bills But why do they want me on disability? PS the apps are from SSA Last Edited by LOU512 on 07/18/2014 03:45 PM The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. Sun Tzu
Anonymous Coward User ID: 60371384 Netherlands 07/18/2014 03:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! Eh I stay at buying weed for 50,- euro or f 7,- a day , be my guest.?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 60382770 United States 07/18/2014 04:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! I think that those are ads for disability claims attorneys, not from the gov. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60100840 Yes they are.They are everywhere.On billboards,tv is reeked with them every few minutes,and I even get email alerts regarding signing up for disability for law companies that refer nationwide.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 56187200 United States 07/21/2015 12:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! Being Disabled or Pretending to be Disabled for Government Payroll has astounding benefits that's even better than the living under the Church, The Holy Spirit, and etc. Screw your inner self let it earn you money. Just don't care.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21181298 United States 07/21/2015 12:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! Think it's a scam, that's what. They're tight with that disability payroll and its not more than a min wage job anyway. Depression's a pita. Might as well cry at work and wish for death when you come home than just lie down in fetal position crying on a sidewalk.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69830385 United States 07/21/2015 12:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! Just head on down to your local SSA and sign up.I found these ads on the Lexington Craigslist just now while helping my son look for a new job. I was SHOXCKED! All posted today. We get the government to pay you! Are you struggling to find work because you are injured. Are you not able to lift more than 15 pounds? Do you have any broken bones? Are you suffering from depression or anxiety because of it? Well then you qualify to be paid monthly for it. [link to lexington.craigslist.org] Want free government money? We can help you. If you are in need of help financially then we can help you get paid for free. If you suffer from mental disorders such as migraines, depression, anxiety any mental disorder then you qualify. Any type of injury that have then we can get you paid. It's worth a shot! [link to lexington.craigslist.org] Were you denied federal assistance? Get approved today. Are you unable to get a job because you are dealing with a disability. If you are dealing with any mental disorder or physical disability we can get you approved to receive a monthly check from disability benefits. Are you sure you don't qualify. Visit our website to see the list of disabilities that qualifies you to get paid! [link to lexington.craigslist.org] Seriously folks, WTF is that all about? After hearing for years how SS is going to run out of money in a few years, why are they recruiting? I am going to find me a rock and hide. This place is getting weirder day by day. Quoting: CrimsonBleu BS! You left out the part that if you are white you need not apply. I know someone turned down twice even though still under care for knee replacement, has COPD and carpal tunnel in both hands. Has permanant restrictions on kneeling, lifting, climbing etc., yet still denied.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 64641796 United States 07/21/2015 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! They want you on disability so they can disarm you. Or, they want minorities on disabilities because they want to pack the US with minorities who depend on the government. Take your pick.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69556633 United States 07/21/2015 01:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! Once they have a database built up of people who are incapable of managing themselves....these folks will be prioritized for termination. Hitler would have been proud of the sly tricks of today's bureaucracy.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7946455 United States 07/21/2015 01:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! I just applied, I'll let youknow how it turns out. I'm gonna see if I can get money for being depressed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57906682 Obviously this qualifies you as mentally disabled which is what zero wants so he can take your right to own a gun. Dumbass...
ar-15 nut User ID: 44044090 United States 07/21/2015 01:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN! A pissed off American Veteran!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7946455 United States 07/21/2015 01:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! Also this helps them to crash the country and bring in socialism
Anonymous Coward User ID: 54255916 Canada 07/21/2015 01:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! they want you to have money, so you can help support the fake economy.. this tells me they are desperate to keep it floating... which is why in my area house values are going up...no reason for it, except to take out a equity loan (and raise property taxes) so you can go spend money. same reason gas is going up and oil going down, the states are padding taxes on fuel. soon a vat taxes on food and necessity items, the house of cards will crash soon.. why? cause people like you and me are holding back, keeping money out of the banks, spend less money, buying used or shopping local, growing own food or what ever it takes to keep expenses down , because NOBODY FUCKING TRUST THE GOD-DAM GOV ANYMORE!!!!!!! THE GREEDY BASTARDS DID THEM SELVES... am ready for a reset to a new world without gov in it.
Shasta User ID: 8715581 United States 07/21/2015 03:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! Last year I started kidney dialysis only once a week...I got so many apps for disability sent to me without ever requesting or applying? Wtf? I can wait, with luck until I know if I am getting better or worst before apply ing But why do they push I have pride, maybe too much but I do not want to be on a public charity case...I have worked hard and don't think Joedoe should have to pay my bills But why do they want me on disability? PS the apps are from SSA Quoting: LOU512 Dude, it's not charity, you put into that system your WHOLE life when you paid your SS taxes. I am sure they got your name off the kidney dialysis center. I believe kidney problems are pretty easy disability cases. Why waste any savings away you might have or go into debt over this. Not only that sometimes it takes a while to get. You should apply and you can stop at any time if you like. Then if you get better in a year or too, (and make sure your REALLY better) you can opt out, no biggie. People like you DESERVE your disability that's what it was created for.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69829848 United States 07/21/2015 04:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: WTF! Our Government WANTS You On Their Disability Payroll! Are You Depressed? Can't Get a Job? NO PROBLEM! I bet if I tell them that I'm a chronic masterbater they will give me lots and lots of money!!!!!!

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